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2012-07-06 08:43:20 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-07-06 10:11:07 AM  
2 votes:

MisterLoki: I'll sell mine for $75 and a vicodin.

it looks sort of worn down, i got 5 bucks and a Tylenol that fell behind my desk
2012-07-06 09:12:26 AM  
2 votes:
I did some soul searching once, but I kept getting a 404 error.
2012-07-06 09:01:27 AM  
2 votes:
Does $2000 include the troll toll?

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2012-07-06 06:56:10 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: loonatic112358: Also, she's white, she likely has no soul

You ain't lyin'! Ah-HENH!!!

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BMW Deal with the Devil
2012-07-06 01:35:59 PM  
1 vote:
So you could buy her soul, then sell it to the Devil for a life of luxury! Awesome!
2012-07-06 01:21:44 PM  
1 vote:

BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: The point is, you're chickening out. Either put up or shut up, atheist. I'll send you the document with a nice pen for you to sign with and a postage-paid return envelope. You can keep the pen as a memento.

I'm not "chickening out". I'm holding out for a price that's reasonable.

Will you sell me your car for $10? No? Chickening out, are ya? Or do you just think it's worth more than that?

So if you think souls are real, offer me a reasonable sum for mine. Either put up or shut up.

If I believed my car didn't exist and you wanted to buy it for $10? Yes, I'd sell it to you.

Come on, now. I promise not to resell your soul. I will take good care of it. You can trust me.
2012-07-06 11:29:24 AM  
1 vote:
I just thought of something. I should write some free app that has, "Agreeing to these terms gives me your soul, which will be fully transferrable" in the EULA.

I bet I could make a bunch of money reselling souls. You could buy yours back, buy one as a gag gift. Collect them and trade them.
2012-07-06 10:51:25 AM  
1 vote:

BurnShrike: Lando Lincoln: BurnShrike: I dunno. Make me an offer. How much does a soul go for these days? Mine's in better condition than hers. I'd like to be able to get myself something nice with the money.

Oh, come on, now. You don't even believe you have one. I'm just asking you to sign a piece of paper and mail it back to me. That can't be worth more than ten bucks.

That's not how it works. The value of something isn't set by the owner of the item. It's set by the market, which is what people are willing to pay for it.

I may not believe that a Van Gogh painting is worth millions, but people are willing to pay that much for it, so that's what it's worth.

Whether I believe I have one or not is beside the point. What are people willing to pay for it? You've offered up $10, but I can probably do better than that somewhere else. So I'll hold on to it until I get a better offer.

Besides, the shipping costs alone would be more than that.

/my soul sounds fat

The point is, you're chickening out. Either put up or shut up, atheist. I'll send you the document with a nice pen for you to sign with and a postage-paid return envelope. You can keep the pen as a memento.
2012-07-06 10:38:51 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-06 10:12:57 AM  
1 vote:
Despite not receiving any bids for her opening offer, she said she felt encouraged by the number of hits the internet auction site posting had received.

Of course you haven't received any bids. You've priced yourself way out of the market.

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2012-07-06 10:05:33 AM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: see i would have made it a dutch auction. Thereby collecting the moneys of 100 people and getting to keep the universal message soul

entice them in with Free Shipping
2012-07-06 09:35:32 AM  
1 vote:
Wow...41 posts and nobody posted this?
2012-07-06 09:29:06 AM  
1 vote:
It may have just been a typo. She may be selling her hole.
2012-07-06 09:06:43 AM  
1 vote:

>enable CSB mode

While in the Navy, there was a "hardcore confirmed athiest" in our division. An good friend of mine would always question the athiest's true commitment to his non-beliefs. Eventually, and close to payday when the athiest was broke, he offered him ten dollars for his soul. Made a contract and everything, which the athiest had to sign in blood. The athiest took the ten dollars, waved it in my friend's face, and called him a fool as he went on his way with "free money".

I'll be damned if it didn't work out EXACTLY like the Bart's Soul episode. After two days, the athiest was back nonchalantly asking about "cancelling the offer, and just returning the ten dollars". He had a dark look to him, and you could see he had been mulling it over a lot and it was eating at him. My friend, who held the contract, is one of those absolutely merciless types and refused - waving the contract in his face and gleefully mocking him and saying how he is now "guaranteed heaven" since he holds two souls...stuff like that. He made the poor bastard BEG for the soul back, and eventually relented after the victim stated that "he was actually agnostic and not athiest" mcuh to the satusfaction of my friend who had then "won".

He sold him his soul back for THIRTY dollars on payday. You shoulda seen the look of relief of the dude's face...he was seriously stressed about it.

I have found through the years that pretty much nobody, even athiests, will sell their soul...."just in case".
2012-07-06 09:04:50 AM  
1 vote:
Your One Stop Shop for researching used Souls

SoulFax Summary
Age of Soul: 3000 years (+- 10 years)
Soul has Occupied the following:
Human (39 years)
Horse (8 years)
Mediterranean Fruit Fly (-24 hours)
Parrot (90 years)
Human (54 Years)
Cat (2 years)
Others - Unlisted 2832 years (approx)
Time Spent in Purgatory (Total) 75 years
Soul may have other unregistered owners
Current Occupant: Human Female Location: New Mexico

Salvage ( ) Rebuilt ( ) Junk( )

Total SoulFax Rating 72%
Rating reflect data that is not available and may not reflect current condition of the soul. As always, Buyer beware!
2012-07-06 09:02:21 AM  
1 vote:

mutterfark: Is she a cobbler?

no she's a gay!
2012-07-06 08:57:30 AM  
1 vote:
Is she a cobbler?
2012-07-06 08:57:28 AM  
1 vote:
Headline -- Woman Hottie puts her 'slightly used' soul on eBay for $2,000.

FTFY Subby. Now it's up to snuff for a link to the Daily Fail.
2012-07-06 08:44:26 AM  
1 vote:
Simpsons did it.
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