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(BBC)   How to tell if you're not cut out for a life of crime: your attempt at mugging using a bottle of vodka as a weapon is foiled when your target punches you and runs off with your vodka   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Londonderry's Spencer Street, Londonderry, robbery  
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2012-07-05 06:50:33 PM  
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Man On A Mission: It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve

No, it isn't. You're a farking retard.
2012-07-05 04:04:36 PM  
2 votes:

Jim.Casy: thewulf: BronyMedic: thewulf: Of course, this happens in Ireland.


I would have thought this would have come from Mother Russia.

Nah, the Russians really can't drink. I was surprised actually. Most of the Russians I've been drinking with can't keep up.

/they're probably not real russians.
//they're not even bears on unicycles

I don't have a huge sample pool here, but that's pretty much been my experience with drinking with Russians as well. Polish and Ukrainians, on the other hand, drink vodak like they don't want to live anymore.

/meant as a compliment

Yeah, I'll have to agree w/ you on the polish thing... I don't know how many it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only took one to drink all of my liquor.
2012-07-05 03:37:21 PM  
1 vote:
A mugger named David? Oh Ireland..
2012-07-05 03:32:17 PM  
1 vote:
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Thief didn't anticipate this
2012-07-05 03:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know I was really drunk at the time.

That geezer was cruising for a bruising!
2012-07-05 01:29:08 PM  
1 vote:
It's spelled "vodak", subby. Get it right.

/ pet peeve
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