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(New York Daily News)   Three bears breaking into cars. The first car was a Volkswagen Bug and that was too small. The second car was a Cadillac Escalade and that was too big. But then they found a Nissan Altima that was just right   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Nissan Altima, Cadillac Escalade, Colorado, Volkswagen Bug, Aspen Daily News  
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2012-07-04 08:58:04 PM  
let me guess...
Some bleached out trophy wife owned all three?
2012-07-04 09:03:29 PM  
FTA - "Please lock your cars and try to clean all traces of food out of them ... These cute little guys depend on you to act responsibility in bear country," the town's transportation department posted on its Facebook page Sunday.

Are they referring to the transportation "guys" or the bears?
2012-07-04 10:34:52 PM  
2012-07-04 10:36:28 PM  
Asian spy slips, anyone?




2012-07-04 10:38:26 PM  
Still looking for that Goldielocks Biatch!
2012-07-04 10:43:11 PM  
This whole thing give me an erection.
2012-07-04 10:43:29 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [images.wikia.com image 481x284]


Thank you.
2012-07-04 10:44:42 PM  
Mama bear should be caught,tranquilized and charged with three counts of cub neglect/reckless endangerment(not necessarily in that order)!
2012-07-04 10:48:26 PM  
Terminator bears.

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2012-07-04 10:53:09 PM  
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They can break into my car any time they like.
2012-07-04 10:53:26 PM  
This story is no wear near as cute without pics.
2012-07-04 11:08:42 PM  
Those cubs look majorly underfed.
2012-07-04 11:09:49 PM  
*clap Clap CLAP*
2012-07-04 11:10:16 PM  
It gets worse.
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2012-07-04 11:12:35 PM  
Anybody else notice
"Happy 4th of July! Stars n' stripes: Celebrities wearing their American pride"
(Boobs in flag bikinis)
at the right?
2012-07-04 11:12:41 PM  
WTF is with the Daily Mail having the photo caption, the headline, and the first line of the article all being the same?
2012-07-04 11:13:18 PM  

MBooda: It gets worse.
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There is iron in your words.
2012-07-04 11:20:55 PM  
These cute little guys depend on you to act responsibility in bear country

You can't stop here.
2012-07-04 11:22:05 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [images.wikia.com image 481x284]

bears repeating
2012-07-05 12:51:14 AM  
At least nothing of value was lost.

Then again, this isn't far from the faux-environmentalist's Mecca - Aspen, Colorado.
2012-07-05 02:52:02 AM  
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2012-07-05 04:29:07 AM  
Did the bear cubs were caught with cake crumbs in their paws?

Cause that would be witchy!
2012-07-05 06:48:31 AM  
Nice one, smitty!
2012-07-05 08:07:39 AM  
Who is driving car? Oh my God, Bear is driving car! HOW CAN THAT BE?
2012-07-05 10:18:59 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Those cubs look majorly underfed.

Black bear cubs tend to look a tad on the stringy side.
2012-07-06 06:54:17 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: [www.grizzliesfromhell.com image 328x456]

You rock.
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