Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Live Science)   Number of test tube babies reaches five million. That's hard to conceive   ( livescience.com) divider line
23
    More: Interesting, IVF, medical complications, human reproduction, pregnancy rate, Louise Brown, multiple births  
•       •       •

564 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Jul 2012 at 11:09 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
wolfzr2
2012-07-04 11:10:41 AM  
cdn.obsidianportal.comView Full Size
Why you lookin at my neck?
 
pjbreeze
2012-07-04 11:25:05 AM  
That's inconceivable!
 
Free Radical [TotalFark]
2012-07-04 11:30:19 AM  
Cool.
So how long till the Christian Right tries to fark with this method of conception?
 
skuzmak
2012-07-04 11:31:32 AM  
My little lab-experiment just turned two months old.

i48.tinypic.comView Full Size
 
The_EliteOne
2012-07-04 11:35:07 AM  
GATTACA! GATTACA! GATTACA!
 
Mofo_Jones
2012-07-04 11:47:02 AM  

skuzmak: My little lab-experiment just turned two months old.


My 4 yo daughter was conceived via IVF as well. HUGE SUCCESS.
 
wildcardjack
2012-07-04 11:55:23 AM  

Free Radical: Cool.
So how long till the Christian Right tries to fark with this method of conception?


Are you kidding? They're going to introduce legislation mandating IVF. After all, they just want women to be broodmares for the state while the menfolk drink and do meth and have gay sex in cheap hotels.
 
LarryDan43 [TotalFark]
2012-07-04 12:34:13 PM  

wildcardjack: Free Radical: Cool.
So how long till the Christian Right tries to fark with this method of conception?

Are you kidding? They're going to introduce legislation mandating IVF. After all, they just want women to be broodmares for the state while the menfolk drink and do meth and have gay sex in cheap hotels.


Exception for white, rich girls who need to go to college first.
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2012-07-04 12:57:35 PM  
But what about the 130 million snowflake embryos that this process leaves behind? We need to have a federal program to implant and bring these little Gifts from God to term. Then we can ignore them until they turn 18 and we need to invade Iran.
 
Fano
2012-07-04 01:57:51 PM  

The_EliteOne: GATTACA! GATTACA! GATTACA!


Never let me go from the Island.
 
Fano
2012-07-04 01:58:49 PM  

theorellior: But what about the 130 million snowflake embryos that this process leaves behind? We need to have a federal program to implant and bring these little Gifts from God to term. Then we can ignore them until they turn 18 and we need to invade Iran.


Colonel Santiago? Is that you?
 
Farty McPooPants
2012-07-04 02:17:47 PM  
In California, soon the test tube will be considered one of the kid's parents.
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2012-07-04 02:50:05 PM  

Fano: Colonel Santiago? Is that you?


Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?
 
keithgabryelski
2012-07-04 03:00:04 PM  
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
killabite
2012-07-04 03:24:36 PM  
i285.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
DssDevl
2012-07-04 03:29:40 PM  
I believe the word subby is looking for is.....
i19.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
DssDevl
2012-07-04 03:30:42 PM  

killabite: [i285.photobucket.com image 501x480]


NO F'ING WAY!!!!!!
 
lazyguineapig33
2012-07-04 03:51:51 PM  
5million soulless pseudo-human doppelgangers running around the country and we dont have an extermination program yet?
 
whereisian
2012-07-04 05:40:07 PM  

Mofo_Jones: skuzmak: My little lab-experiment just turned two months old.

My 4 yo daughter was conceived via IVF as well. HUGE SUCCESS.


Mine's 6 1/2 months.

Go! Go! Science!
 
killabite
2012-07-04 05:46:57 PM  

DssDevl: killabite: [i285.photobucket.com image 501x480]

NO F'ING WAY!!!!!!


Missed it by that much. And by that I mean 5 minutes ;). Great minds etc...
 
Christian Bale
2012-07-04 07:11:03 PM  
Eventually no human will be able to conceive normally since we don't weed out the defective ones. All we'll have left is test tube babies; no mother, no father, just a formula mix that spawns the next generation.

And so it goes.

--Kurt Vonnegut, Brave New World

notablebiographies.comView Full Size
 
dready zim
2012-07-05 12:45:40 PM  
I wonder if more or less than 5 million children starved to death this year?

Never mind, lets produce more!
 
Some 'Splainin' To Do
2012-07-06 11:39:45 AM  
I still remember how freaked out people where when this first came to light. That's why I thought people would stop freaking out about cloning but, apparently, there's some kind of difference in people's minds.

In vitro = Nature's little helper
Cloning = Of the devil
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

Want the rest of the Farking story? Try

TotalFark

More threads. More community. More Farking.

learn more | sign up

Report
On Twitter

Report
Top Commented
Top Commented ▼
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.
Report