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(PennLive)   Crocodile caught in Philippines declared world's largest, with it-could-eat-you-whole photo goodness   ( divider line
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27420 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jul 2012 at 10:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-02 10:35:40 AM  
3 votes:
Betty White sends her condolences to the croc's extended family.
2012-07-02 10:32:45 AM  
3 votes:
Did the locals flip out when they saw it?

2012-07-02 12:04:17 PM  
2 votes:

Balchinian: I am less interested in how they managed to capture the thing without killing it than I am curious as to why they bothered trying to capture it without killing it. It looks like it would feed the whole village for a year. Now it looks like they need a whole tourist industry just to feed the thing enough to keep it alive. I'm calling "Chief Two Eagles" on this.

A monster like that would require like 3-4 locals a week just to keep from starving, but get a bunch of roly poly western tourists waddling through town, and it only has to choke down one a month.
2012-07-02 10:59:35 AM  
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2012-07-02 10:37:30 AM  
2 votes:
Tick tock
2012-07-02 10:35:56 AM  
2 votes:
Gwanna be needing a biggah boat

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2012-07-02 12:04:27 PM  
1 vote:
What is more unusual than the huge croc is that the locals captured it and did not immediately cook it as a village feast.

Now that is a Filipino feat
2012-07-02 11:17:36 AM  
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2012-07-02 11:09:00 AM  
1 vote:
I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase, "I'm commandeering this airboat!"
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2012-07-02 10:59:13 AM  
1 vote:
Crikey - She's a real beaut.
2012-07-02 10:52:38 AM  
1 vote:
To be fair, all of the locals in the photo are 4'11" or shorter.
2012-07-02 10:38:54 AM  
1 vote:
lolong. Sounds like a porn actor.By the way,does croc tail taste anything like gator tail?
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