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2012-06-30 11:46:37 PM  
9 votes:
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2012-07-01 12:20:03 AM  
5 votes:
random comment that nobody will read.
2012-07-01 05:58:57 AM  
2 votes:
freeimagehosting.netView Full Size
2012-07-01 12:57:41 AM  
2 votes:
Long jaunt... Long jaunt...
2012-07-01 08:30:16 AM  
1 vote:

Wyalt Derp: No, you back up!

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2012-07-01 03:21:20 AM  
1 vote:
Drew is a dick, wake up people.
2012-07-01 01:15:33 AM  
1 vote:

DYI: libranoelrose: flamingboar: thisisyourbrainonFark: It's a modified paper towel holder.

Grables'Daughter: It's a wireless router that someone got for me off of my wishlist.

Its a router and a paper towel holder!? best.invention.ever!

Wish lists really work???'

Well here we go!

I hope your wish list works better than my BIE list...

Oh Boy.

Wow. Just....wow.

Does Grables' share the profits since her wishlist has been filled my mostly Farkers? There's got to be kickbacks...right??

Great idea btw: I've passed the idea on to the strippers I work with. Plenty of lonely desperate men who will do anything for memberships. I've seen customers lease cars for girls. Payin rent.

And all this because we can't haz prostitution legalized. Drop the price of pussay down to penis levels lol
2012-07-01 01:14:36 AM  
1 vote:

batcookie: You know, next time this happens, it might not hurt to offer Fark Grief & Loss counseling. Depriving people of access to something that is so obviously addictive with no regard for withdrawal symptoms is just cruel, Drew. I mean what the hell did you expect us to do? Go outside? *shudder*

Server upgrades and moves are all well and good... but don't hold out on us again, man. We need it.
[news.3yen.com image 220x165]

Unfortunately, the FARK grief and loss counselor does nothing but keep telling you that you'll get over it.
2012-07-01 01:07:21 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-01 12:36:59 AM  
1 vote:

thisisyourbrainonFark: (hurrying)

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x287]


[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 375x428]

/welcome back from the grave, Fark
//welcome to the machine

Here, use mine:

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2012-07-01 12:34:20 AM  
1 vote:

martissimo: Bathia_Mapes: Ringshadow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: angrymacface: I watched Twilight.

I watched "Pirahna II: The Spawning", director James Cameron's first feature film.

Hey, good lookin'... you come here often?

Is it any good? I don't think its part of my collection yet.

/like me some giant crazy animal movies

It's kind of old (1981), so bad it's good. Think piranhas + flying fish.

Flying piranha attack (a tad gory)

That looks terrible, mst3k kinda bad, i would check it out if I could actually get netflix to load

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2012-07-01 12:28:32 AM  
1 vote:
2012-07-01 12:15:46 AM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Now I'm just waiting to get blown and then I'll roll over and go to sleep.

The laptop on your lap doesn't affect the mood?
2012-07-01 12:12:37 AM  
1 vote:

jmills74: best of the week Link

Needs more kittens.
2012-07-01 12:05:01 AM  
1 vote:
Well great. Now I'm shiat faced drunk and my opinions will just sound stupid.
2012-07-01 12:02:30 AM  
1 vote:
I spent two hours watching My LIttle Pony.

/the bronies got to me, man. i'm a goner...
2012-07-01 12:01:03 AM  
1 vote:
Fark seems faster. That's my techtard observation and I'm sticking to it.
2012-06-30 11:58:58 PM  
1 vote:
Mr. C., of the many things I am being one of your biatches isn't one of them.

Now go back to being "not news" like a good lad.
2012-06-30 11:56:15 PM  
1 vote:
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What I ended up doing while Fark was offline.
2012-06-30 11:55:53 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, faster, too! neat! Good job, all involved.
2012-06-30 11:55:49 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: Anyone else notice that 4chan went down when FARK did?


reddit was down too
2012-06-30 11:53:11 PM  
1 vote:

AntonSzandorLaVey: Ed Finnerty: Anyone else notice that 4chan went down when FARK did?


Yes. Conspiracy?

It is almost as if they were trying to force us to go outside.
2012-06-30 11:50:13 PM  
1 vote:, long may she wave.
2012-06-30 11:48:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm drinking a new beer to celebrate:

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2012-06-30 11:46:44 PM  
1 vote:
That's my favorite ethnic-themed porn
2012-06-30 11:46:32 PM  
1 vote:
Reddit was fun.
2012-06-30 11:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
I almost didnt make it!
2012-06-30 11:46:07 PM  
1 vote:
Back up to where?
2012-06-30 11:46:02 PM  
1 vote:
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