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(Starpulse)   Kristen Stewart says she's "going to look like a porn star" in her next role; probably not act as good as one though   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Kristen Stewart, Nick Cassavetes, WWD, snuff films, action movies, porn stars  
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5689 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Jun 2012 at 6:23 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-29 09:15:53 PM  
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2012-06-30 12:46:07 AM  
4 votes:
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2012-06-29 09:21:06 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-06-29 05:22:36 PM  
3 votes:

obeymatt: Which porn star exactly?

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2012-06-30 11:01:50 AM  
2 votes:
This poor girl had a thankless job playing the female lead in Twilight. Really, just think about it... The female Twilight fans were always going to hate her, as Bella is just a Mary Sue, a proxy for the reader, and every woman who read/watched Twilight was picturing themselves-- or a girl not unlike themselves-- in that role. So they hate her because she's not who they pictured AND because of straightforward jealousy.

And the male fans of Twilight (do any exist?) are probably in the same boat.

And then there's the rest of the world: The people who hate Twilight and see it as a messy, awful book written by a mentally deranged woman and plastered on the silver screen for a quick cash-in. Everyone in this category was going to dislike her because she took a job that, in most non-Twilight-fans' eyes, was selling out as an actress to play a role in a movie that insulted their intelligence.

She went into this with absolutely zero potential to have fans coming out of it.

Add to that the fact that she's a mediocre actress who was playing a character that has the emotions of a bowl of oatmeal, and that she's pretty, but not "Hollywood pretty" (just "high school pretty"), and she has suffered some pretty cruel judgment by the world at large.

Not that I care. I'm just pointing out that picking on Kristen Stewart is a lot like kicking the semi-retarded kid after he takes a hard shot in the face during an unevenly-matched game of dodgeball.

There's no sport in it.
2012-06-29 10:47:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-06-29 08:30:49 PM  
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2012-06-30 12:53:32 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: And the male fans of Twilight (do any exist?) are probably in the same boat.

Not quite the same boat:

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2012-06-29 07:09:08 PM  
1 vote:
You guys are nuts and are very picky. So she can't act but she looks good so the sex can't be all that bad (hopefully). If you want to fark a talented actor then you'd all be having sex with Kenneth Branagh.
2012-06-29 07:08:45 PM  
1 vote:
As a stripper pole,she'd be perfect.....
2012-06-29 06:53:38 PM  
1 vote:

ununcle: An extremely bored one with vacant far away eyes.

Ah, Czech porn.
2012-06-29 04:05:54 PM  
1 vote:

bdub77: I admit I have a bit of a fetish for girls who just lay there and look bored while having sex.

Man, then you would love every girl I've ever been with!
2012-06-29 03:59:01 PM  
1 vote:
Wait . . . so how many cup sizes is she increasing?
2012-06-29 03:12:32 PM  
1 vote:
I admit I have a bit of a fetish for girls who just lay there and look bored while having sex.
2012-06-29 03:01:29 PM  
1 vote:
Quote from TFA: "...then you're just playing a caricature of a girl."

At least she already has experience in that.
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