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(NYPost)   This is what happens when you bring a knife to a hot-dog relish hauling   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, GWB, condiments, arsenals, knife throwing, knife  
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2893 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2012 at 10:03 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-28 10:05:22 AM  
something something...these guys....something...not the sharpest knife in the drawer....mumble....
/one with the works please.
2012-06-28 10:06:47 AM  
It being almost lunch time, I'll just leave you all with this just to piss off your stomach...
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2012-06-28 10:10:59 AM  
yup. those late night pitches run because they sell.

/when all you need is a knife
2012-06-28 10:11:55 AM  
So having some knives in your truck is illegal?
2012-06-28 10:15:13 AM  
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2012-06-28 10:15:25 AM  
So many knives, and these dull blades still couldn't cut the mustard.

I drive OTR also. I have some handy tools with sharp edges, but I don't need them for protection, since I'm not paranoid, and I avoid trouble. Oh, and I keep my CDL clean.

/csb etc.
//thanks anyway
2012-06-28 10:24:36 AM  
Cracked windshield, suspended driver's licenses, and the truck may have smelled of drugs, but none were found. Perfectly legitimate reasons to ticket people for carrying knives.
2012-06-28 10:24:58 AM  
Is the crime that they didn't tell the police they had the knives on them?
2012-06-28 10:28:25 AM  
I usually have more than a few knives in my car. Now I better check and see what the local weapons laws are. (also axes,etc. I have a full camping set up so I can take off at a moment's notice)
2012-06-28 10:29:30 AM  

abhorrent1: So having some knives in your truck is illegal?


Did I fall asleep for a few years and miss something?
Guns are still ok in the US though right?
2012-06-28 10:52:20 AM  

Jimmy's getting angry: abhorrent1: So having some knives in your truck is illegal?


Did I fall asleep for a few years and miss something?
Guns are still ok in the US though right?

Out the front knives and brass knuckles are illegal. The others, I don't see the big deal. Even with the throwers. I like throwing knives once in a while, it's a hell of a lot of fun.
2012-06-28 11:14:11 AM  
Wait ... what?

FTA - That's a huge knife arsenal??? 14 knives???

Jeebus Crisco, the cops today are specs of sputum compared to cops of old who walked a beat alone with a nightstick and kept the peace.

14 knives? RU kidding me? Whatever happened to the Texas Ranger motto, One Riot One Ranger?

I despair ...
2012-06-28 12:42:59 PM  
It was probably the brass knuckles that got them. As far as I know you can carry all the knives you want. Just don't carry brass knuckles. Use a roll of quarters instead.
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