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(TPC)   Dad takes daughter to Sesame Place, beats up Cookie Monster   ( divider line
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6254 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2001 at 9:32 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-15 09:37:54 AM  
C is for custody, which is good enough for me
2001-11-15 09:42:04 AM  
LOL he punched her through the mouth of the costume that kicks ass
2001-11-15 09:42:34 AM  
Just wonder why its so hard to take a simple pose?
2001-11-15 09:43:12 AM  
ROFL, Dareker69 that part got me too, there are so many different ways this thread can go, I cannot wait

2001-11-15 09:44:37 AM  
He only got probation? Witnesses testified that he kicked her in the ribs. Our justice system at it's finest. I am going to go punch that biatch on Bourbon Street who wouldn't take her top off for me last night.
2001-11-15 09:45:34 AM  
Those people in the costume are usually attacked by kids, the person wasn't ready for a hit coming from about three feet.

"A mean cookie monster" hahahaahahaaaaaa
2001-11-15 09:48:32 AM  
man, anyone who has ever been to Disneyland/World or a place like this can attest that the place is a farking zoo and the parents get all kinds of freaky. I almost have to take out a second on my house to take my tribe there anymore. Puncing cookie monster, lol, that just kills me...we will see her on Springer in 10 years

2001-11-15 09:49:15 AM  
for chrissakes, Puncing=Punching

2001-11-15 09:58:36 AM  
McPhatter, a student at The Citadel military college in South Carolina, called McNelis a "mean Cookie Monster," then punched her through the mouth of the costume, knocking her down, police said.

He's a student at the Citadel and hasn't learned to control his anger? They must be lightening up over there.
2001-11-15 10:05:21 AM  
I had the extreme displeasure of working at Sesame Place. The visitors are usually world class scumbags. Most of them are from the neighboring towns of Bristol and Levittown or they are bused in from the inner-cities. In my one season there, I had to stop two kids from peeing on the wall of the restaurant where I worked (a broom handle to the ribs will do the trick if you're ever in that sort of situation), saw a kid take a shiat in the middle of the restaurant and I was taught how to steal money from the register by my manager. Throw this coward behind bars.
2001-11-15 10:10:44 AM  
We used to have a Sesame Place in Dallas, but it closed. It was the first place I ever got to play with a photoreactive wall. I think I was about 10 or so at the time...

2001-11-15 10:12:31 AM  
Whatever. A guy punching a girl is wrong. There's no other way to look at it. Sounds like he's a screwed up punk.
2001-11-15 10:20:09 AM  
This should have had the followup tag. This was on here a while back.
2001-11-15 10:22:58 AM  
Of course the guy probably didnt know he was hitting a girl...And allegedly the cookie monster was pushing the kid around....Only one way to handle this.

Little girl on a pole steel cage match for the Sesame Place World title.
2001-11-15 10:23:42 AM  
If our kids can't take pictures of themselves with Sesame Street Characters, then the terrorists have already won!
2001-11-15 10:26:31 AM  
Mme. for the first time ever, I think, I totally agree with you. I love when people trust children because they "don't know how to lie" Here is my interpretation of what happened based on what was said: Little bastard, and note that is the correct term for the child, sees everyone's favorite food addict the cookie monster, squeels with delight and runs up on his blindside. Asks in her tiny child-like voice if she could have a picture. Anyone who has ever worn one of those suits knows you can see out a meshed over opening about the size of a postage stamp and you can't hear anything but your own Vader like breathing. Girl in cookie monster suit who still doesn't see little bastard maybe does a turn, maybe takes a wrong step and knocks little bastard to the ground. Daddy blows a gasket. Now what I would have really liked is that instead of being some small, happy, kid-loving girl as a lot of these suit people are, would have been if it had been some big mean guy who could have dished it right back at the father. How precious of a memory would that have been for the little bastard? "Daddy was put into traction by the cookie monster." That would make a great home video.

Fark a Duckk
2001-11-15 10:35:13 AM  
I wish Big Bird would have been there. He would have beek farked that butt munch into next week.
2001-11-15 10:41:46 AM  
Cookie monster trouble ehh..? Well, there IS sure fire cure for that problem...You know what im talking about... Give the poor bastard hydrox cookies. They will turn his stool black, and he'll die of anal suffocation. Yessir, no mor cookie monster problems.
2001-11-15 10:41:49 AM  
Sabrina Quiroz, the mother of the child, testified that McNelis shoved the girl several times, flung a paw in McPhatter's face when he protested his daughter's treatment, then tripped.

Riiight. If that actually occured I would pay good money for a video of it (remember the above is being done in a cookie monster suit). That would hands down beat out OJ in the beginning of The Naked Gun as far as humor value goes.
2001-11-15 10:50:18 AM  

This must be what people get when they eat at
2001-11-15 11:20:53 AM  
I lost me cookie at the disco
2001-11-15 11:22:41 AM  
More proof that some people just should not be allowed to breed without a licence.
2001-11-15 11:22:43 AM  
I'm with Ash, I demand video. Even a re-creation would suffice. Any volunteers?
2001-11-15 11:27:23 AM  
Wow, that dad really ripped him a new one...
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2001-11-15 11:44:10 AM  
This is old news.
2001-11-15 12:12:12 PM  
I'd love to hear the conversation this girl has with her therapist in 20 years.
2001-11-15 12:27:00 PM  
Cookie Rage.
2001-11-15 12:42:50 PM  
this makes me wanna go out and get a cookie monster costume and randomly assault little kids in the street and throw laundry detergent or flour at them...he-he-he...
2001-11-15 12:47:35 PM  
I wish the rednecks would stay in the trailer park.
2001-11-15 01:02:01 PM  
I bet the blue fir was flyin'
2001-11-15 01:37:22 PM  
He beats up a woman and puts her in physical therapy for three months? Send the worthless piece of shiat to jail.
2001-11-15 01:42:06 PM  
It's sad when Cookie Monster won't pose for a photo...

However, It can be scary when he does:
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I think a Photoshop is in order, although it might be redundant.
2001-11-15 01:42:50 PM  
D'OH! Forgot the bracket
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2001-11-15 02:01:11 PM  
Hiphop: Is it ok for a girl to hit a guy?
2001-11-15 02:36:45 PM  
I think a public beating for the entire family is in order here. If you can control your anger infront of your kids and you attack mascot, you should have kids. Or be let outside.
2001-11-15 03:00:29 PM  
That suit does look awfully hard to navigate in much less see out of, also very hot & claustrophobic. Most of the people I meet at amusement parks in the costumes are women in their teens & early twenties who love children I highly doubt that Cookie meant any harm or wrongdoing.
The cadet neidermeyer wannabe on the other hand definitely blew a gasket & lost all professional bearing, if I were a high ranking officer with this punk under my command & in charge of MY men, boats, planes, etc . . well, he wouldn't be.
I'm certain a court martial at the citadel had a more fitting punishment for the guy than the wrist slap the civvies doled out.
On a side note this story brings to mind a trip to dinseyland when I was doubleteamed by a very flirtatious chip & dale, guess that's where I got my chipmunk fetish . . *sigh*
2001-11-15 03:15:03 PM  

On a side note, my parents used to own some roller rinks and we had stupid animal character suits. One day this summer I was going through their basement looking for some pitchers and spare glasses and pretty much anything else I could rummage from them for my place and I saw two of the suits. I guess they kept them so they could dress up for costume parties or some shiat. Well my buddy and I took them home and put them on and rode around on our motorcycles with these retarded dinosaur and teddy bear suits on. People loved it. If I can find the pictures I'll run down to Kinko's and get them scanned.

Fark a Duckk
2001-11-15 03:48:48 PM  
BULLshiat the cookie moster did nothing wrong. the little girl is a liar, just like her parents.... the cookie monster prob didn't hear the kid and the little girl got mad and tried to kick cookie monster, the monster defended itself and that was that for Mr Angry Dad... "I'll show that mean cookie monster how to treat kids and I will beat it up..."

great morals and respect we are showing our bastard child, eh?
2001-11-15 04:19:16 PM  
GAWD, I wish there was video of this. Someone has got to be holding out on us! $50 to the fark beer fund in the name of the first guy who can find video!
2001-11-15 04:38:05 PM  
I grew up in Doylestown. We're a small town, but weird stuff like this keeps making the news.
2001-11-15 04:40:18 PM  
I'll PROVE my manhood by having a bastard child when I'm 19 or so and then beating up a girl in front of said child. grunt grunt!
2001-11-15 04:41:18 PM  
I though of something--the kid says cookie hit her and so does the mom--who wasn't even there. what scumbags.
2001-11-15 04:45:03 PM  
(I keep seeing new things). He goes to military school! will they just accept anyone? I thought you had to be really good in school and of good character to go there. Instead of teenagers with children and guys who beat of girls. This guy is the ultimate loser and the school sucks for letting him go there.
2001-11-15 04:46:58 PM  
For $50 I'd be willing to rent a cookie monster suit, setup a video camera and harass the local children until their fathers club me to death
2001-11-15 05:07:41 PM  
I'll put $15 in the fund to see Ash beat to death in a Cookie Monster suit.
2001-11-15 06:22:21 PM  
Bad monster!
No cookie!
2001-11-15 08:02:41 PM  
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2001-11-15 08:21:23 PM  
I like the Count....
2001-11-15 08:41:22 PM  
Alot of people live near me, i guess..
Hey..Biaeetch..I go to school in Levittown
and you worked at Sesame Place for 3 bucks an hour!!! (icky mettle?)
2001-11-15 09:57:48 PM  
Why thank you J. $35 more to go
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