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2012-06-24 02:39:10 AM  
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gregscott: So this was one of my dad's favorite old jokes:

Some guys went hunting/camping for two weeks in Maine, and one of them offered to do all the cooking and dishwashing, with one condition:
"I'll do it all, until somebody complains, but then whoever complains has to take over for the rest of the trip."
The other men agreed to this, and the cook unleashed his devious plan.
He gathered some moose pellets and added them to the stew that night. "I'll end up off of KP duty and relaxing for the rest of the trip" he chortled to himself.
So, that evening, at dinner, the guys were slowly and silently and grimly chowing down.
Finally, one of them couldn't take it any more.
"This stew tastes like moose manure!" he exploded, "But good!"

It's Moose Turd Pie, and it's a damn funny, overly long read. Which you ruined.
2012-06-24 07:01:12 AM  
1 vote:

rgriffithi: gregscott: I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.

Telling this old joke is the reason Artemis got mad at Agamemnon. Now you know the real reason Iphigenia had to die.

Dennis Miller just outed hisself lul
2012-06-24 01:53:27 AM  
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Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?

Nope. But everyone else was. The LOLs of the many outweigh the shame of the few.
2012-06-24 01:51:25 AM  
1 vote:

Jim_Callahan: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

Or if you're not three years old you could just know that "principle" is a noun and "principal" is an adjective (meaning "primary" or "foremost"), and that "principal" in reference to the school official is short for "principal administrator" or "principal instructor".

//Yes, I'm aware that the word has made it into the dictionary as a noun now, but a little etymology goes a long way.

Other things to know if you're not three years old is to not eat shiat.
2012-06-24 01:15:35 AM  
1 vote:
A parent supervisor tricked a Grade 8 boy and girl into putting moose poop into their mouths by telling them it was a tasty snack made up of wild berries and grass.

Parents have identified Kovachik as one of three teachers who did nothing to stop the practical joke.

Ha ha! because nothing is as funny as making a kid eat shiat and then laughing about it! What a card!

I guess when he really wants a good time, he tells blind people to go ahead and cross the street, there isn't any traffic. ha ha! check out that cripple falling down a manhole! Hey, watch me go tell that lady her kids just died! Won't that be a riot!
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