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(KETV Omaha)   Be sure to use the bathroom BEFORE entering into a standoff with police   ( ketv.com) divider line
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2012-06-23 09:08:26 PM  
3 votes:
"I want a million dollars, a helicopter, and an empty Gatorade bottle."
2012-06-24 12:45:11 AM  
1 vote:
Should have worms his DPants
2012-06-24 12:10:20 AM  
1 vote:
I can just picture the scene:

Bad guy: Yo cops! Time out! I gotta take a whiz, aight?

Cops: OK, time out.

(Bad guy gets out of car)

Cops: Time in! ZAP!! POW!!!
2012-06-23 11:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-23 10:13:18 PM  
1 vote:
Why didn't you think of that before we left the house?
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