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(Cracked)   The 14 worst boobs in the history of video games. Well ok, 28 if you want to be technical   ( divider line
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2012-06-22 02:58:17 PM  
4 votes:

Jackpot777: Jim from Saint Paul: sexy-fetus: Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.
How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

That's what lens flair is for.

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What does Ric have to do with this?

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What does Bic have to do with this?

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What's love got to do, go to do with it?
2012-06-22 01:40:21 PM  
3 votes:
*Checks list for me.*

Wow, I forgot about them being that sharp. :*
2012-06-22 03:55:30 PM  
2 votes:
List fails without Custer's Revenge.
2012-06-22 10:15:52 PM  
1 vote:
Why am I the first person to post this?

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2012-06-22 05:14:30 PM  
1 vote:

palelizard: PillsHere: Wait, people have a problem with Ivy and Kasumi's boobs? Really?

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I don't know who that is, but that outfit looks terribly inefficient for pretty much anything.

What about showing your boobs? It seems pretty efficient at doing that
2012-06-22 01:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
Relevant for multiple reasons:

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2012-06-22 01:50:50 PM  
1 vote:
Did you RTFA, subby? It's 14 because there are seven women listed.
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