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(Huffington Post)   How do you become a chicken wing eating champ and get to be called 'El Wingador'? I'm not saying it's cocaine   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-06-21 09:56:50 AM  
Well he had to lose that weight somehow, jeez
2012-06-21 09:58:50 AM  
Big pile of coke vs. big pile of wings. I'm going for the wings.
2012-06-21 09:59:11 AM  
But it's aliens.
2012-06-21 10:00:19 AM  
When my coke dealer gets this look on his face, I look to get the hell out of the way.

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2012-06-21 10:01:17 AM  
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2012-06-21 10:03:47 AM  
Newspaper headline was better

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2012-06-21 10:05:06 AM  
More like "El mulletador."


And 162 wings? Seriously? Does he just lick off the sauce?

/don't answer that
2012-06-21 10:06:37 AM  
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2012-06-21 10:07:40 AM  
I need moreooooiiiiiiiiioioppoiuiopoiuioiuio coffee

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2012-06-21 10:09:58 AM  
Doesn't doing a bunch of coke make you lose your appetite?
2012-06-21 10:12:04 AM  

Overfiend: Doesn't doing a bunch of coke make you lose your appetite?

You should see what he can put away when he's actually hungry.
2012-06-21 10:13:01 AM  

ThreeEdgedSword: I need moreooooiiiiiiiiioioppoiuiopoiuioiuio coffee

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came for the bear
2012-06-21 10:13:27 AM  
Man, I could destroy some chicken wings right about now.

2012-06-21 10:15:47 AM  
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I'm not gay or nothin', but that's one handsome fella.
2012-06-21 10:27:26 AM  
My favorite wings are better than your favorite wings.

2012-06-21 10:29:01 AM  
he ate 162 wings! Now, I love me some chicken wings, but jesus christ. I could polish off like 20-25? Maybe 30 if I didn't eat for two days.
2012-06-21 10:35:36 AM  
but CAN he do the 10 wing super hot wing challenge at Munchies 4:20 cafe in Sarasota, fl? i could only eat 3 before my intestines broke
2012-06-21 10:42:51 AM  
When I was visiting friends in Fort Collins, CO., we went to a place called Jim's Wings. I ate 40 of their second hottest variety and was greeted like a celebrity when I came back the next day. Damn, those were hot, and very tasty! I had hot sauce running down my arm, on my forehead somehow, and all over my shirt. I was a mess. The next day was a mess on the toilet, too.
2012-06-21 10:51:38 AM  
162 wings = 1766 grams of fat and 24,300 calories...in one sitting. I see how he keeps his physique so sexy.
2012-06-21 11:04:10 AM  
Required reading...

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2012-06-21 11:28:00 AM  
God I love chicken wings, they're so delicious. I love em all ways, every way. They're perfect ripped right off a freshly smoked chicken, or baked, or even cooked frozen ones. But really, deep fry em. The sauce, oh the sauce. Sweet, smoky, tangy, spicy, doesn't matter. Love a good buffalo sauce. A good garlic parmesan sauce. A good barbecue sauce. Mesquite? Sure. Chipotle? Why Not? Habanero? Jalapenos? Si, muy bueno. The first bite, the last bite, or the whole pull. Oh the ecstasy of the full one bite wing pull. Can you do it? I can. And if i can't, i'll try again, cause theres more. So many more. Dip em? You bet. Ranch or bleu cheese? Hell i'll dip em in butter, i dont care. Just one thing. Don't give me any farking celery or ill stab with you a chicken bone.
2012-06-21 12:20:36 PM  
Can't believe no one here has posted a link to the Errol Morris mini-documentary about this guy. It's awesome, but it looks like there will now need to be a sequel.

2012-06-21 01:16:38 PM  
Eatin those wings, high on cocaine,
Wingador is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.
2012-06-21 02:55:04 PM  

Langdon Alger: Eatin those wings, high on cocaine,
Wingador is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

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2012-06-21 03:53:19 PM  
2012-06-21 08:30:25 PM  
His homeys at WIP, sponsor of the Wing Bowl couldn't move fast enough to distance themselves from Simmons. I wonder how many we're made nervous by the thought that Simmons might dime them out.
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