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(Gizmodo)   Taco Bell introducing 2 new Doritos Locos tacos, Cool Ranch and "Flamas"   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Taco Bell, strategic reserve  
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9363 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2012 at 6:27 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-19 04:52:27 AM  
5 votes:
Flamas is spanish for Crohns
2012-06-19 12:38:32 AM  
5 votes:
I like how Doritos' logo is a heart attack.
2012-06-19 07:58:04 AM  
4 votes:
RIP Florenzo Flamas

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2012-06-19 06:34:46 AM  
4 votes:
Taco Bell is the best Mexican cuisine on earth. Amazing quality for the price.
2012-06-19 06:56:54 AM  
3 votes:

Mr. Titanium: Fark. It's not newa, it's commercials?

Well, these tacos *are* newa than the old Doritos Locos tacos.
2012-06-19 06:39:53 AM  
3 votes:
He doesn't know how to use the three shells! LOL
2012-06-19 12:35:39 AM  
3 votes:
Fat people problems.
2012-06-19 11:36:01 AM  
2 votes:


This shiat is from California, like Del Taco. We Californians have pride in our cheap, shiatty Mexican styled fast food. How long until In-N-Out is identified with Texas because they now have locations in Texas? In short, fark you Texas, stop trying to steal our mojo.

calm down. what are we supposed to call the cali stuff? calixan? cal-mex? tex-mex sounds better, whether it actually fits or not. plus, who called TACO BELL "tex-mex"? i've seen a lot of people talk about tex-mex, and talk about tb, but only in comparison.


no, that's the new red hot chili peppers single
2012-06-19 10:56:48 AM  
2 votes:
Isn't a flama a cross between a flamingo and a llama? Wait, I am thinking of fllamas.
2012-06-19 07:29:05 AM  
2 votes:
Who cares about the flavor? The cat's going to eat them all anyway and probably get his head stuck in the bag. Stupid cat.
2012-06-19 12:43:45 AM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Flamas?

That doesn't look like it's spelled correctly, it's too short.

It's pronounce "flame-ass." It's a truth in advertising thing I suppose.
2012-06-19 01:56:35 PM  
1 vote:

thornhill: I feel that I'm justifiably contemptuous of people getting excited about anything Taco Bell makes considering that 12% of their beef includes:

Water, Seasoning [Isolated Oat Product, Salt, Chili Pepper, Onion Powder, Tomato Powder, Oats (Wheat), Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Spices, Maltodextrin, Soybean Oil (Anti-dusting Agent), Garlic Powder, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Citric Acid, Caramel Color, Cocoa Powder (Processed With Alkali), Silicon Dioxide, Natural Flavors, Yeast, Modified Corn Starch, Natural Smoke Flavor], Salt, Sodium Phosphates. CONTAINS SOYBEAN, WHEAT

And wtf exactly do you think is in this?

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2012-06-19 01:44:09 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-19 10:55:19 AM  
1 vote:
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Best doritos tacos ever!
2012-06-19 10:53:10 AM  
1 vote:

martissimo: So it's like the same damm 39 cent taco as the ones they usually sell, but with a bit of orange sprinkles on the shell for a buck and a half more... and it's a huge hit?

Where do you live that Taco Bell hasn't increased prices on their menu since the 1970s?
2012-06-19 09:38:33 AM  
1 vote:
I've never eaten at a Taco Bell.

/just thought I'd share
//doesn't sound fat
2012-06-19 08:44:56 AM  
1 vote:
"We start with the BEST part of the cow...the hoof!"
2012-06-19 08:06:50 AM  
1 vote:
If this keeps up I'm going to buy stocks in Pepto Bismal,Maalox,Prilosec,Tums and ultimately Colostomy bags.
/It's chemicals formed into something that resembles food.
2012-06-19 08:03:03 AM  
1 vote:
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Hang on, did someone say tacos?
2012-06-19 06:52:05 AM  
1 vote:
Fark. It's not newa, it's commercials?
2012-06-19 05:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
By this time next year the tray and box will be made of Dorito as well, and they'll have a deal cut with local EMS to make sure at least one IV bag is warm, creamy nacho "cheese"
2012-06-19 04:09:48 AM  
1 vote:
Can life get any better??

I submit that it cannot!!
2012-06-19 01:46:35 AM  
1 vote:
Why not just unwrap them and place them directly in the toilet, cut out the middleman.
2012-06-18 11:40:03 PM  
1 vote:

That doesn't look like it's spelled correctly, it's too short.
2012-06-18 11:29:30 PM  
1 vote:
Why no Salsa Verde??
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