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(Bleacher Report)   Vince McMahon's senility is worse than ever. He now believes it's still 1984, and that's why Cyndi Lauper is guest hosting WWE Monday Night Raw at 9 PM on USA. Let's just hope they didn't dig Captain Lou Albano up, too   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, John Laurinaitis, WWE, Vince McMahon, WWE Extreme Rules, Raw Brand, Lou Albano, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes  
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2012-06-21 04:11:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-21 05:49:05 AM  
1 vote:
In other news... Evan Bourne is scheduled for an FCW meet & greet in Orlando on 7/25 according to Bourne is still healing up from his foot injury.

Praise Cheesus' Andre/kitteh story was gold. Thank you for sharing. I actually also have a wrestling/kitteh story, too. But not nearly as cool and awesome.

The HHH 'shops are farking gold. Thank youse.

I'm soooo trying not to rant. Obviously we aren't the target for WWE. The numbers show it. As well they should. I'll use the concert analogy in that the band isn't gonna play all rockers or all ballads or all deep cuts that hardcore fans of the band are familiar with. They're gonna mix it up, crowd fatigue, blah blah blah... WWE is gonna stay the course with the angle driven drivel with some wrestling sprinkled in. And probably get more retarded. The size edict from Vince, if true, just reinforces the thought of "let us re-create pro wrestling, uhh, I mean sports entertainment in the form of Vincent Kennedy McMahon." I guess, yeah, he's gonna do that because he's Vince and fark you. But don't call it professional wrestling, Goddamnit! We're all-encompassing entertainment! We have music studios, movie studios, live events and episodic television. We have merchandising deals.

One of the biggest things I've learned in my 20 years of media and promotions is this: When you try to be everything to everyone, you eventually become nothing to no one. Especially in this day and age. I scoff at people that expect ratings to match the Attitude Era. It ain't gonna happen. There are so many more choices now. At least double. The internet has also exploded since then in access, speed and content. The FWC is a prime example of this. Christ, we killed 1000 posts on a TNA thread for fark's sake. Granted, we are fans of this and also very outspoken and aren't afraid to mock or praise the product presented. I guess I need to turn the wrestling part of my brain off when I watch WWE and TNA unless an actual good match happens. That's rather difficult.

/well farkin' shiat. I ranted.
2012-06-21 12:56:33 AM  
1 vote:
I was into whips and things and she was into gredunza
2012-06-20 10:58:38 PM  
1 vote:
Gagne at the Berlin Wall...

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2012-06-20 10:03:33 PM  
1 vote:
Because I'm bored and clearly have nothing better to do with my time...

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2012-06-20 09:37:40 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: hobblekitty:Mind you, I have no idea how long poor Dougie has actually been waiting.

10 years...does that qualify as long enough?

Wow. Yes, yes it does. She must be something special, because that is a damned long friggin time.

we drift away, date other people, then invariably come back together and to talking and when ever I ask her out she then goes on radio silence...this leads to months/sometimes years of no contact then it starts up again

Yur forever banished to the friendzone.
Seriously, she sounds like the type that has a good friend like YOU to be there for HER. I'd take all the eggs out of that basket....
Save yourself the agony...
2012-06-20 07:48:44 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: RISE ABOVE MICKIE!

he did, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her, then he lowered himself onto her, then rose above her,

2012-06-19 11:00:56 PM  
1 vote:

Uvalde_Slim: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: Look, baybuh, I'm right here and so is Uvalde! I can't be him!

This whole thing was just to set up this joke, wasn't it?

No, that one was booked on the fly.

Nah, I prefer to believe that the entire fWc experience has been a result of FNB sitting around one day thinking, "I've got a funny Uvalde_Slim joke, but how will I get an opportunity to make it...hmmmmmm."

We've been manipulated folks. Twisted and molded by one brilliantly evil wrestling fan and his obsession with a joke. A joke that has shaped our very lives for over a year.

Now, he sits back in his chair surveys the carnage and broken lives left in his wake and he smiles and chuckles to himself, knowing it was all worth it.

Suddenly, an Andrew Cuomo zinger pops into his head, and we all sleep tonight not knowing the 2016 presidential race has already been decided.
2012-06-19 10:11:03 PM  
1 vote:
Let's just get it all out of the way. The next time she comes up, feel free to copy and paste this post.

Pro AJ aka White Knight responses:

a) Standard "boys will be boys" post

b) Studman69.jpeg

c) knowhowiknowyouregay.jpeg from 40 Yr Old Virgin


e) So vote Republican

Anti AJ Responses:

a) Reference wishlists

b) Evoke She Who Shall Not Be Summoned

c) Stick figure

d) Demeaning towards women

e) Libtard

Covers all the Fark bases well enough, I think.

Nick Bockwinkel thinks you are all cretinous humanoids
2012-06-19 10:00:12 PM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: One woman. That's all it took for FWC to start acting like the rest of Fark. One. Woman.

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2012-06-19 09:56:33 AM  
1 vote:

Smiths: Jim from Saint Paul: [ image 500x333]


*fWc explodes*

/needs a "Haters gonna hate" RIGHT NOW

at least she had the landmass to not need a custom Kane mask made. Glen's fit and covered it perfectly. :)

2012-06-18 10:44:59 PM  
1 vote:
this probably should've been the opening match and not the lead in to the main event
2012-06-18 10:22:45 PM  
1 vote:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Anybody else here used to watch the Rock n Wrestling cartoon?

I still have the bed sheet set.
2012-06-18 09:54:54 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Fisty Bum: Vince is in that limo. Calling it now.

/Wizardry chance = low...but it would be fun.

No it's Ric Flair

It's Xanta Klaus and Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz.
2012-06-18 09:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
cyndi lauper was one of the first celebrities to endorse wrestling when it wasn't cool in the 80's, its sort of like if Katy Perry or Rihanna got involved now, in terms of mainstream, she deserves alot of credit, should have been the first inductee in the celeb wing of the hall of fame.
2012-06-18 09:23:43 PM  
1 vote:
One odd side-effect of WWE's atrocious writing has been longer than usual title reigns. Airboom would probably still be tag champs if Evan hadn't got high.
2012-06-18 09:17:45 PM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: I wonder what Ace's job is since Gagne took his post in corporate? "Talent scout" like JR?

Right now, Johnny is being kept under wraps in the corporate offices by the legal department. It seems he's the one that was getting info on TNA contracts from Brian Wittenstein, a dispute currently before a judge down in Memphis. Right now, the only capacity they dare use him in is as on-screen talent. Knowing Vince, expect him to have a whole lot of on-screen abuse.
2012-06-18 09:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
And I just made this, too... :-(

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2012-06-18 08:59:09 PM  
1 vote:


/I'm tearin' apart the fWc

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2012-06-18 08:38:40 PM  
1 vote:
Get over the girl, guys. She isn't going to f*ck you through the television.
2012-06-18 08:38:00 PM  
1 vote:

Smiths: HeartBurnKid: Smiths: Cyndi is the hottest ever. I hope she comes out and kicks AJ's ass. just punches her and goes "I was doing your gimmick before you were cool. put more stupid skulls on your wristbands you Malaysian Manhead"

Yeah, and her knees are pretty sharp too.

I try to make it down to her knees but her mammoth frontol lobe takes up at least 75% of my TV

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i'll take your word on the sharpness, though.

she could use her forehead as a belt sander and smooth them out, maybe.

Seriously, you're entering "Piggie James" or "Molly Holly's huge ass" levels of delusional here. You're turning into Senile Vince right before our eyes.
2012-06-18 08:37:22 PM  
1 vote:
People who hate AJ bring up AJ more than her fans.
2012-06-18 03:44:58 PM  
1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'm thinking we may need a "senile vince" version of the checklist...any ideas?

I think "fWc'er denounces the WWE, vowing to never watch that crappy product again" should be added to the list since it seems to be a weekly occurrence now.

/I keed, I keed
2012-06-18 10:15:12 AM  
1 vote:
Considering the mainstay of WWE's fans were born in the last decade, they won't know who she is
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