downstairs: I've had sex with a girl who believes in pretty much any conspiracy theory. Does that make me batshiat crazy?
Aarontology: You guys are going to trigger an inter-site flame war.It's going to be glorious.
cchris_39: [i252.photobucket.com image 206x237]^So this is NOT the woman in the pictures?Same bone structure, same narrow mouth, same eye distance....even the septum deviates in the same direction and to the same degree.
8 inches: I'm a Republican and even I think this article is full of Derp.
cameroncrazy1984: Okay, who is trolling the thread over there with me? Admit it.
Ned Stark: just 30 people masturbating in a room.
Noam Chimpsky: That's nice, but it doesn't answer the question.
Noam Chimpsky: What other Democrat Party tenets besides the welfare do black people care about?
"This is the time for outreach," Powell said, saying the next president would have to "reach out and show the world there is a new administration that is willing to reach out."In particular, he said, he welcomed Obama's president to "talk to people we haven't talked to," a reference to Obama's controversial statement that he would be open to direct diplomacy with Iranian leaders."I think that [Obama] has a definite way of doing business that will serve us well," Powell said.
HeartBurnKid: So, his daddy was:* A Kenyan* Jimi Hendrix* Malcolm X, and* Frank Marshall Davis.Do I have that right?/is there a single black man in the world who wasn't Obama's daddy?
Noam Chimpsky: Stanley had so much non-white semen splashing her ovaries that she never would have known with complete certainty who the father is. Back in the pre-povich days, the woman got to choose. Obama senior was being groomed for world leadership whereas Davis was a struggling pornographer.
Noam Chimpsky: Dr. Mojo PhD: Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.Putting aside the obvious racism and the notion that any woman that slept with one black man must be a) a slut and b) therefore had sex with lots of black men aspect of it for a moment, let's explore further proof that beyond your strong Klan leanings, you're also a complete moron.I won't explain alleles and hormonally-controlled melanocyte activity and how that can have little to no bearing on the skin colour of a child born to light-skinned and dark-skinned people, and we'll skip right over heritability and mutations.We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.Instead enjoy this picture of twin girls, and realize how stupid you are:[i.imgur.com image 317x463]Sounds like you are a DNA denier. Evolution is scaaaaary.A child with recessive traits being born to mixed race couple is non sequitur.
Dr. Mojo PhD: Neeek: Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.You sound cross.Or sane. I lean towards sane.We all like to be defended by our peers, but methinks you missed the joke.
Neeek: Krieghund: Dr. Mojo PhD:We'll skip these things because I doubt you can count to two, despite that being the number of wooden beams you need to put at perpendicular angles (God I don't even want to start explaining those to you) so that you can properly terrorize blacks and race-traitors.You sound cross.Or sane. I lean towards sane.
Noam Chimpsky: What's racist about it? If the child had come out white, then she wouldn't have had a problem knowing who the father was as there likely wasn't multiple white partners, if any.
Sabyen91: HighOnCraic: 3_Butt_Cheeks: mayIFark: I don't remember fake stories like these coming out about Bush, Clinton or any other president before this one. Co-incident?You should google more.If you are unable to remember the shiat people posted about Bush, you may need to see a doctor about your memory.Not that there's anything wrong with that.Damn, that made me wonder if any news source spread a rumor that Mrs. Barbara Pierce Bush did porn. . . Maybe my doctor can help recommend to remove that image from my memory.[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x288]Lex Steele totally gaped Barbara Bush.
Brick-House: A black man, a comminist, a Muslim and an illegal alien walk into a gay bar. The barkeeper says "what can I get you Mr. President?"
tomWright: [i140.photobucket.com image 392x46]
BKITU: ongbok: That was some bad Photoshopping. I would think whoever is selling this book is dangerously close to lawsuit territory.Difficulty: In the US, you cannot libel the dead. A publication has essentially unlimited ability to write whatever it wants, regardless of outlandishness, about a dead person, without fear of repercussion.
bwilson27: The_Sponge: KingPsyz: [2damnfunny.com image 340x1100]I wonder if that girl is hot now.She wasn't then, so why would she be hot now?
KingPsyz: [2damnfunny.com image 340x1100]
Cyclometh: AdolfOliverPanties: Dog Welder: Which one of you is Kirk M? Fess up.Damn, that's hilarious stuff.That would be me. Kirk is my real name. Glad they didn't pull my last name, although it does start with M. I thought it would pull my yahoo email name, but it did not.Well, you get a [golfclap.jpg] for your fine work.I suggest we make this the SOP for every Townhall, American Thinker and WND link posted- troll the everloving shiat out of it.
AdolfOliverPanties: That would be me. Kirk is my real name.
Mikey1969: Holy FARK!!! This is the only Ann that has ever existed, this is the proof we needed that Obama was actually the son of an American father AND mother and born in...
Crabs_Can_Polevault: It may be all fun and games now, but three weeks from now when you see in a board somewhere your carefully crafted derps bouncing around happily, resonating with the local wharrgarbling knuckle-breathers, being passed around like the gospel truth, and even embellished to a level you thought wouldn't have flown, then you'll know that there is no hope for a significant chunk of humanity, and nothing can be done to reverse the situation.Yeah, it'll still be lulzy, but I'm just sayin'.
CommieTaoist: Damn it, why don't I ever get invites to these orgies?
Don't Troll Me Bro!: That's either a complete troll headline, in which case I'm not clicking, or the article is completely unhinged and probably followed by unhinged comments eating it up, in which case I'm not clicking.
Diogenes: vernonFL: Somacandra: But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."Thats worse than the time I had to go through 300 issues of Juggs to find that special edition interview with Michael McDonald.Takin' It To The Sheets, are we?
Somacandra: But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."
Somacandra: Triumph: Thumbing through old porno mags as "research." It's a living.I've done that.But then again, I was looking for a 1980 interview Penthouse did with Daryl Hall concerning his solo album "Sacred Songs."
AdolfOliverPanties: I just created my account.
Lucky LaRue: I sincerely hope this story gets picked up by the main stream media VIVID VIDEO.
Lando Lincoln: I had no idea Obama and I were brothers.
Lucky LaRue: I sincerely hope this story gets picked up by the main stream media.
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