Slives: You can buy some nice hooch for $1000/Just saying
jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!
mantabulous: I am 92 years old and the only time I have ever had alcohol was when I accidentally ordered a steak that had a red wine sauce on it. Needless to say, I had one bite, then went to the bathroom to make myself puke.
Rindred: Where was this guy when I was a teenager?
WhippingBoy: Yeah... teenagers who haven't been taught responsible alcohol use are accidents waiting to happen. Like guzzling a 40 ounce bottle of vodak in 1/2 hour the first time they decide to "cut loose".
CygnusDarius: I knew a girl like that in hs. Weird, considering that his dad owned a bar.
mudpants: I am 4.3 tenagers.
hbk72777: jjwars1: What about a twenty something who doesn't drink? It is equally against the norm. Where is my money? This is age discrimination. Outrage!I'm going to be 35 next month. Never even had a beer. Where was this guy in 1995?/drinking turns people into retards. Only people who find drinkers hilarious are other drunk morons.
tardigrade: Are you a teenager who doesn't get caught drinking? Cool, this guy wants to give you $1000
MindStalker: Not always, my teen is taught responsible use of alcohol, she just can't stand the stuff and always declines or maybe takes one sip and gives it back. Where did I go wrong!!! :)
Tapakip: I'm not a teen but I don't drink. Can I get $500 at least?
otto the bull: I wouldn't even trade $10,000 for all of the wonderful memories of being drunk off my ass when I was a teenager.
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