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2012-06-14 12:12:01 AM  
3 votes:
A state that stupid
Can't possibly understand
What a haiku is.
2012-06-14 11:29:49 AM  
1 vote:
This thread fell apart
I had great hope this morning
I am disappoint
2012-06-14 10:51:50 AM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: What is all this dust
Getting in my eyes, my mouth
Desert Bukkake

Desert Bukkake is the greatest thing I have read today. Thanks.
2012-06-14 10:25:23 AM  
1 vote:
Rocks, sand, wind, Summer
Who could love such a harsh place?
A Geologist
2012-06-14 09:41:44 AM  
1 vote:
Haboob is a word
That only dirty brown folk
Are allowed to use
2012-06-14 07:03:29 AM  
1 vote:
Wow. A whole state dependent on retirement money from the senile.
Looks like the Navajo are going to get their land back after all.
2012-06-14 06:48:14 AM  
1 vote:
Wake and open Fark
Whoa, do my eyes deceive me?
No, a haiku thread.

Clever minds all work
Synapses firing quite fast
A snark convention.

Smoke begins to rise
Smell of burning rubber now
Flame licks from my ears.

I can not brain now
Overloaded wibble slip
No umbrella bonk....
2012-06-14 06:06:04 AM  
1 vote:
This Fark thread will use
Every dust meme except
"It's dusty in here"
2012-06-14 02:36:50 AM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: No, I think Ambivalence is right. I keep setting out to write a haiku and ending up with a limerick.

There once was a gov named Brewer
Who sent her state down the sewer
She made life a fright
For those who aren't white
She's a bigoted, hateful witch -- screw 'er
2012-06-14 02:12:35 AM  
1 vote:
There's dust in the wind
And it's not Kansas, Toto
This place is much worse
2012-06-14 01:24:02 AM  
1 vote:
Something about dust
Seven syllables go here
More stuff about dust
2012-06-14 01:23:12 AM  
1 vote:
Do not send your poor
And do not send your hungry
Send us more Snowbirds
2012-06-14 01:14:25 AM  
1 vote:
Sheriff Joe, help me
Says the blue haired, scared
- I pity the dust
2012-06-14 12:43:30 AM  
1 vote:
Rise, o desert dust
Blot out the sun and give cover
To kill Sheriff Joe
2012-06-14 12:37:02 AM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: A state that stupid
Can't possibly understand
What a haiku is.

We're not all that dumb.
Just forty percent of us
Are drowned out by 'tards.
2012-06-14 12:12:58 AM  
1 vote:
Stinging stinging eyes
stinging stinging stinging eyes
stinging stinging eyes
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