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19739 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jun 2012 at 11:30 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Leo Bloom's Freakout
2012-06-12 7:32:18 PM  
And yet... still prettier and more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....
 
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-06-12 7:38:55 PM  
Britney didn't shave her head for a role. This is more like a Demi.
 
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-06-12 8:00:31 PM  
Still gorgeous.

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TheDumbBlonde
2012-06-12 8:41:41 PM  
Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?
 
Apos
2012-06-12 8:51:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Still gorgeous.

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9beers
2012-06-12 8:52:50 PM  
Vickers was an android.
 
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-06-12 8:53:43 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?
 
Apos
2012-06-12 8:56:14 PM  

9beers: Vickers was an android.


Charlize's portrayal wasn't that stiff,dude.
 
Apos
2012-06-12 8:59:55 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: And yet... still more expressive than Kristen Stewart in Snow White....


Which isn't hard to achieve,as even a newspaper ad is more expressive than Ms. Stewart.
 
FirstNationalBastard
2012-06-12 9:03:17 PM  
I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 9:11:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


Precisely my motivation for clicking the link

/and my resulting sentiment
 
TheDumbBlonde
2012-06-12 9:20:10 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Not sure how to respond to this. Are you a stupid racist or an adoption advocate who is just unaware of the adoption rates of different races?


Then don't respond. Instead, look up white actresses adopting black babies and do the math.
 
Happy Hours
2012-06-12 9:20:15 PM  
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 9:22:30 PM  
...and she was in a prequel to Alien, a movie that starred Sigourney Weaver who shaved her head for...well I'm sure Kevin Bacon is involved somewhere.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 9:25:10 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
Party Boy
2012-06-12 9:52:11 PM  
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Krymson Tyde
2012-06-12 10:01:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


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basemetal
2012-06-12 10:08:05 PM  
Would still pound like the hammer of god.
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 10:16:16 PM  

9beers: Vickers was an android.


No, she wasn't.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 10:17:56 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.
 
TheDumbBlonde
2012-06-12 10:26:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 10:33:28 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?


It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 10:34:55 PM  

basemetal: Would still pound like the hammer of god.


Don't go out on a limb or anything.
 
TheDumbBlonde
2012-06-12 10:38:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.


Well they require more regular water and feeding. Let's hope they don't end up in the "rescue" when the mommies get bored with them.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 10:39:11 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?


Hasn't she adopted a fleet of these things? Or is it the same one over and over? Like the reincarnation of Michael Jackson or something?
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 10:42:16 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Marcus Aurelius: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

Black babies are available because 30% of the black male population is in prison at some point. So they ain't got daddies. So they ain't got jack shiat. And the government put them there, and their young single mothers know the damn score.

However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?

It's certainly a step up from those damn micro dogs the AW's used to carry around in their purses. AND you can take them into restaurants.

Well they require more regular water and feeding. Let's hope they don't end up in the "rescue" when the mommies get bored with them.


The "rescue" is where many have come from, and back to the "rescue" many of them will go. Until we decriminalize normal human behavior to some degree this situation will persist.

In the mean time, bring on the dancing lobsters, I'm going to grill one of their asses with bacon, butter, lemon, and steak.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 10:49:10 PM  
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2012-06-12 10:54:26 PM  
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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 11:02:44 PM  
Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

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Haircuts. Career enders...
 
Flab [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 11:14:30 PM  
Is that a pedobear tat on her ankle?
 
Already Disturbed
2012-06-12 11:36:14 PM  

hubiestubert: Yeah, actresses never do anything after shaving their heads...

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Haircuts. Career enders...


Mena Suvari's career might want a word with you.
 
MorePeasPlease
2012-06-12 11:38:16 PM  
Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

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Disposable Rob
2012-06-12 11:40:44 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?


To be fair, she is an African-American.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2012-06-12 11:41:30 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: However, these babies seem to have more cache' than a Birkin bag, and they are almost as expensive. Is this a trend?


Yes: gotta catch 'em all.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-06-12 11:41:53 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

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Not in the least. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl critter's locks, but she'd be hot with a shaved head too--though, it might be too much twinsy action to fly...
 
Ontos
2012-06-12 11:45:05 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

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Fark no!!

More!
 
texdent
2012-06-12 11:45:07 PM  
Charlize Theron for Mockingbird or Ms. Marvel in the next Avengers movie.
 
kroonermanblack
2012-06-12 11:46:27 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

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For the most part, I don't hate it hate it.

But Just like giant tits, it's an easy indicator of femininity from a distance, and it's another thing that sets women apart from men. Plus I think long hair is pretty and can be a wonderful accessory for a woman in a slinky black dress, whereas for men it's required to be either short or in some type of restraining harness to be 'formal dress'.

So I guess it's just sort of one of those things that's culturally acceptable one way but not the other. Cute chicks are cute regardless, but given my choice, I'd take medium length hair (none of this freakish 8 feet stuff) over bald.

I seem to be seeing the shaved (partial, or side shave with designes done in) more in rural Dallas, but it's by no means common. I just went from '0' to 'not zero'.
 
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2012-06-12 11:47:13 PM  
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JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 11:47:18 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.

Precisely my motivation for clicking the link

/and my resulting sentiment


Yeah, that was not the "bald" I was hoping for.
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2012-06-12 11:48:48 PM  
no shaved cooter shot damn you fark damnnnnn you!
 
fusillade762
2012-06-12 11:49:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


I was expecting an umbrella attack and a trip to the ER.


9beers: Vickers was an android.


If she was Weyland's daughter why was she going by the name "Vickers"? What was her motivation to hide her true lineage from the rest of the crew?
 
moistD
2012-06-12 11:50:36 PM  

Disposable Rob: TheDumbBlonde: Are black babies THE new Hollywood accessory?

To be fair, she is an African-American.


I see what you did there
 
tallguywithglasseson
2012-06-12 11:50:40 PM  
I wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of crazy bald Brittney.
 
Tellingthem
2012-06-12 11:53:32 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that likes buzzcuts on cute women?

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I've always been a fan of the pixie look. So not necessarily a buzz cut but still really short. I remember one of my exes kept her hair maybe an inch long and never wore makeup or jewelry. And I had hair to my shoulders, earrings, and nail polish...we were quite the odd couple.
 
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2012-06-12 11:56:01 PM  
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I DON'T MIND THAT YOU SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES AND VODKA, BABY!
 
Harry_Seldon
2012-06-13 12:00:34 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed.

I was expecting meat curtains as she was getting out of a car.


That's a rather unusual request.

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Cuthbert Allgood
2012-06-13 12:00:39 AM  

Mentat: 9beers: Vickers was an android.

No, she wasn't.


I'm not totally convinced she wasn't.

//she survived the crash and we will see her in part 2

///I don't think she knew she was an android until after crash
 
Cuthbert Allgood
2012-06-13 12:02:57 AM  
And with or without hair she's one of the most beautiful women on the planet
 
realityVSperception
2012-06-13 12:04:25 AM  
Given that she did it for a part in a new mad max movie, I'll give her a pass on it, subby.


The Oscar winner got rid of her golden locks for an upcoming role as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road
 
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