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(Salem News 2)   2 DUIs + 3 tires = 0 cat food   ( salemnews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Amelia Poisson, HSI, Christ Church, Logan International Airport, court officer  
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6434 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jun 2012 at 8:11 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-12 08:15:04 PM  
3 votes:
2012-06-12 08:25:52 PM  
2 votes:
i are serious about mah kittehs well being
2012-06-12 06:19:01 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Amelia Poisson, 42, of 30 Folly Pond Road

This is a joke, right?
2012-06-13 02:39:45 AM  
1 vote:
I guess that "buy three tires, get the fourth one free" promotion ended.
2012-06-12 09:57:52 PM  
1 vote:
Can you imagine all the hijinks that will ensue when "self-driving car" technology is "perfected" for use? It's gonna be Drunky McDrunkerson Expressway out there, leading to an extra-long line at the Taco Bell drive-thru.
2012-06-12 09:09:06 PM  
1 vote:
When pulled over for such a transgression, its not appropriate to look out your window, notice the missing tire and say in front of the officer:

"Oh for f*ck's sake, AGAIN!?"
2012-06-12 09:05:55 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Amelia Poisson, 42, of 30 Folly Pond Road

What would you call it the next time this idjit goes driving and splatters her brains all over the pavement? (Other than a win for the rest of us)

A Poisson distribution!
2012-06-12 08:24:37 PM  
1 vote:
This is just a MADD conspiracy and an excuse for small town cops to go on witch hunts for people driving 3 wheeled cars.

Anyways, this is only the second time she got on the highway piss drunk and missing a tire. She's obviously good to drive.
2012-06-12 08:20:18 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Amelia Poisson, 42, of 30 Folly Pond Road

This is a joke, right?

There's a "Look What The Cat Dragged In" joke in there somewhere...

If I have my Hair Metal band right?
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