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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   It's called a "Reverse New Jersey": Someone stuffs themselves inside of a trunk, then pops out to assault and rob you   ( ajc.com) divider line
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2012-06-12 11:54:38 AM  
There's a problem with that cunning plan. I discovered it myself as a boy. If you hide inside something to ambush someone, that person may detect you inside that cover and reverse your cunning plan. In my case, my brother taped the box shut and inserted a garden hose to spray me.
2012-06-12 11:54:52 AM  
"Reverse New Jersey"

Isn't that Vermont?
2012-06-12 11:55:31 AM  
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I wasn't think of New Jersey...
2012-06-12 11:56:15 AM  
thinking.... dammit
2012-06-12 12:00:28 PM  
A Reverse New Jersey? That's what Bruce Springsteen calls anal sex.
2012-06-12 12:01:00 PM  
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But I got me a rule: never do business with people you ain't never done business with before without backup. That's why I need you. Backup. Look, all you've got to do is lay in here and hold on to this motherfarker, alright? I'm gonna tell 'em I'm goin' in the trunk to show 'em the goods when I open the trunk, you pop up and rack this motherfarker...
2012-06-12 12:01:59 PM  
did he mail himself to China
2012-06-12 12:08:52 PM  
Came for the Jackie Brown reference, leaving satisfied.
2012-06-12 12:12:13 PM  
And then they go to Roscoe's and get some chicken and waffles.
2012-06-12 12:44:08 PM  
Now why would a woman be walking on Piedmont Ave at 4am. I'm racking my brain ...
2012-06-12 12:48:29 PM  
That is a "reverse New Jersey"? Now I feel embarrassed! No wonder she charged extra!
2012-06-12 12:59:51 PM  
Not sure if impressed

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2012-06-12 02:15:58 PM  
Damn Trojans.
2012-06-12 07:50:49 PM  

OGC: Came for the Jackie Brown reference, leaving satisfied.

Leaving satisfied as well.

Ordell Robbie: Look, I hate to be the kinda nubian does a nubian a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nubian up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gots to be that kinda nubian.
Beaumont: Whatchu mean?
Ordell Robbie: I need a favor, nubian!

He put himself in a position where he was going to have to do ten years in prison, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know ain't no god damn way he can do ten years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them ten years, including telling the federal government any and every motherfarking thing about my black ass. Now that my friend is a clear cut case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me.
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