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(Houston Press)   Don't accuse someone of stealing your car keys unless you're very certain that he has your car keys, and also that he won't beat you to death and rape one of your friends after the accusation   ( divider line
    More: Sick, body counts, Baron Keith Armstrong, car keys, HPD, criminal accusation, rage  
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2012-06-11 08:48:45 PM  
9 votes:
This is why we have the death penalty. Not to set an example. Not for revenge. Not for bloodlust.

But because some people really just shouldn't be on Earth anymore.
2012-06-11 08:55:56 PM  
3 votes:
I dont understand. Why didn't the police immediately stop this and save everyone? I mean, thats why we should not be able to stand our ground, right?
2012-06-11 09:44:40 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: BroncoFan_17: Am I a racist if I say that I knew this guy would be some shade of brown as soon as I read the headline?

No. You were clearly a racist before reading the headline.

And I bet you ignore or explain away why other races are more violent.....,
2012-06-11 09:00:22 PM  
2 votes:
You hear things sometimes that remind you that humans can be animals...and then you hear about something like this, so random and stupid that no animal would ever do it. This is the kind of stupid illogical shiat only a farked up human mind can conceive of.
2012-06-11 11:57:45 PM  
1 vote:
Drugs or whatever, sick or whatever, I'm still pretty impressed. I mean how do you beat up that many people, have time to rape a girl and a guy, and still get away? I'm guessing that the others were out of it on drugs, and they were probably afraid to call the police due to the drug situation or their general aversion to the po-po, but still that is one impressive rampage.
2012-06-11 10:22:15 PM  
1 vote:
You just have to understand the situation.

I don't know if you caught the recent news story about the depraved necrophiliac penguins

The scientitians explanation was that the penguins, even ones who'd been dead a year or more, happened to be lying in the same way as a sexually receptive female, and the poor confused young penguins hadn't yet learned the 'right' way to ask these ladies to dance.

Well I mean, it's obvious, isn't it? Exactly the same thing happened to this guy.
I'm figuring this was a sporting household, so naturally they'd have baseball bats lying around, so in a momentary rush of blood he beat the crap out of that other (colored person) and prolly what happened was he accidentally caught one of the hoes on a backswing and when she fell she looked just like a dead penguin. No, I mean she just happened to fall in such a way that he just naturally assumed she was begging for it. I mean what's a guy supposed to do?
2012-06-11 09:48:27 PM  
1 vote:

BroncoFan_17: Am I a racist if I say that I knew this guy would be some shade of brown as soon as I read the headline?

No, you just have common sense
2012-06-11 09:32:11 PM  
1 vote:
Am I a racist if I say that I knew this guy would be some shade of brown as soon as I read the headline?
2012-06-11 09:14:56 PM  
1 vote:
The important thing here is that everyone was able to focus on what really matters: their political differences.
2012-06-11 09:06:05 PM  
1 vote:
What this article doesn't say is that the one killed pulled a gun first, in response to not being able to find his keys and pointed it at the attacker. The killing was, to me, justified. The rest is wtf drugs, wtf
2012-06-11 09:00:03 PM  
1 vote:

satorivt: Subby, read it more carefully. He raped the guy not one of his two female friends. It's even more sick than you originally thought, but I'm not sure if it was rape rape?

From TFA:

one of the women was raped by Castaneda
2012-06-11 08:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
farking savage.
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