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(Digital Spy)   Matthew McConaughey marries Camila Alves, setting a new record for the most incomprehensible wedding vows in history   ( digitalspy.com) divider line
    More: Sappy, Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves, Magic Mike, marriage vows  
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3172 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Jun 2012 at 11:46 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-10 10:49:32 AM  
Ahright then. It's bongos time.
2012-06-10 11:48:02 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ahriiiiight then. It's bongos time.

2012-06-10 11:55:15 AM  
So the move this is plugging is like the full monty, with out the monty?
2012-06-10 12:04:13 PM  
Even as a Texan I lol'd at the headline. +1 subby
2012-06-10 12:16:40 PM  
By the power vested in me by the state of Texas, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now take off your shirt.
2012-06-10 12:33:08 PM  
I really would like to see Matt Damon's interpretation of those wedding vows.
2012-06-10 01:17:27 PM  
I for one, welcome the new Mrs. Camila McConaughey.
2012-06-10 01:32:29 PM  
Minister: " Do you take Camilla to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Matthew " It would be much cooler if I did."
2012-06-10 02:55:49 PM  
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2012-06-11 01:11:09 AM  
Looking at the pictures, he doesn't look well, like he's lost too much weight.
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