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(   When 69-year-old man turns up begging for help to remove ring-shaped object from his genitals, rescue crews initially plan to use four-inch angle grinder   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Manchester Evening News, genitals, objects, angle grinder  
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2012-06-10 04:55:34 AM  
4 votes:
Had they merely shoved an ice cube up his ass and showed him a picture of subby's mom, it'd have been over in three seconds.
2012-06-10 10:33:06 AM  
3 votes:
They were gonna use the Jaws of Life, but your mom wasn't available.
2012-06-10 10:40:57 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt

Yes, but are the rubber ones dishwasher-safe?
2012-06-10 10:32:43 AM  
2 votes:
Wasn't this an episode of Rescue Me?
2012-06-10 11:43:53 AM  
1 vote:
Need help, soonish.
2012-06-10 10:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
if you can still play with your favorite pull toy at age 69 more power to you.
2012-06-10 10:38:15 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-10 10:33:56 AM  
1 vote:
A grinder would have heated the metal and burnt his johnson. Not that I know from personal experience...
2012-06-10 10:26:27 AM  
1 vote:
This is why you use a rubber cock ring you dolt
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