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3718 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2001 at 2:56 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-14 06:18:25 PM  
the whole idea of a movie directed by wacko jacko seems a little goofy to me
2001-11-14 06:43:23 PM  
oh, movie stars an 8-year-old, you can stop the accusations now, few years too old for jacko
2001-11-14 06:43:48 PM  
*retches out various internal organs*
2001-11-14 06:43:59 PM  
Disney is providing the backing to this one .
2001-11-14 06:53:55 PM  

Does anyoune else agree with my theory that his kids are Lisa Marie Presleys eggs that he purchased for mega bucks then implanted into a heifer of a surrogate mother?

or am I alone on this one. I mean, it just adds up.
2001-11-14 07:00:39 PM  
Watching MJ videos and interviews to me is equal to watching fat people fukc. You don't wanna watch.... but you just can't look away.
2001-11-14 07:02:27 PM  
Hey Courtney Cox-Zucker,

Thanks for the entertainment, I shiat you not, my best friend just looked at that pic and lost his freaking lunch all over the desk and chair..... absofreakinlutely hilarious...

Fark On,
2001-11-14 07:06:10 PM  
(Stoller is one of the select adults Jackson has entertained at Neverland Ranch - "It's like Disneyland, and there's nobody there except him.")

2001-11-14 07:13:53 PM  

Maybe your a farking retard.
2001-11-14 07:16:15 PM  
yeah, he's strange. but MAN can he dance.

he doesn't molest anyone. he never had a childhood and he hates "grown-ups". he's a perpetual kid. he's just doing the things he never got to enjoy as a kid.

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2001-11-14 07:19:20 PM  
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2001-11-14 07:21:04 PM  
yep, that's right!

you're very observant!
2001-11-14 07:28:32 PM  
oldies but still goodies...

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2001-11-14 07:45:24 PM  
Behold the face of... Jehovah:

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2001-11-14 07:55:28 PM  
This is wrong on so many levels.
2001-11-14 08:08:38 PM  
Hi little boy. Want to play a game? It's fun. It's called "Toss My Salad". WHEEE!!! Which do you like better, jelly or maple syrup? This is fun!
2001-11-14 08:23:34 PM  
This is not scary, its either
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that hes doing it again

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if he never did it in the first place
2001-11-14 08:36:47 PM  
El Cerdo Loco I agree, that pic of Alicia Keys is totally smokin!
2001-11-14 09:29:51 PM  
I don't understand the way you think.

Saying that she's yours, not mine.
2001-11-14 09:44:40 PM  
From our enemies, foreign and domestic, this thread prooves it: "we win, we win!"
2001-11-14 10:45:31 PM  
Wanna know what's really farked, I was reading the local paper here and this high school freshman writes in that she loves Jacko's new album and thinks he's all that...and wants to know what the problem is.

What rock has she been under?
2001-11-15 02:54:48 AM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker:...

Eeegad, someone stabbed the side of his nose with a pencil ... twice !?
2001-11-15 08:22:28 AM  
Jacko on his backo!
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