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(EW)   Jacko to direct kids movie   ( divider line
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3718 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2001 at 2:56 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-14 03:18:44 PM  
a 'never never tell' Production
2001-11-14 03:19:47 PM  
BigKahuna: So true. Thanks for pointing it out.
2001-11-14 03:19:51 PM  
i think the NAMBLA argument pretty much boils down to:

but we'd fit right in in Ancient Greece!

but i don't think Jacko would fit in. no, not even there.
2001-11-14 03:20:01 PM  
Jacko's opening himself to more kiddie wrongdoing charges - just wait and see . . .
2001-11-14 03:20:07 PM  
I can see it now: A crotchety old curmudgeon's icy demeanor melts when his life is touched by a pint-sized tough guy with a heart of gold.

Except replace "icy demeanor" with "pants", "melts" with "drop", and "life" with "inner thigh".
2001-11-14 03:21:06 PM  
Only in America can a poor black boy become a rich white pedophile
2001-11-14 03:21:31 PM  
Wrong on so many levels is this?
2001-11-14 03:22:40 PM  
or even better:

On how many levels is this wrong?
2001-11-14 03:24:37 PM  
Our movie rating system is simply not equipped to deal with this movie.
2001-11-14 03:25:27 PM  
Upon closer inspection...

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Just as I thought: tongue.
2001-11-14 03:26:49 PM  
levels so many on this wrong is?
2001-11-14 03:27:18 PM  
Dogbone, that is soooo entirely wrong! =^D
2001-11-14 03:27:25 PM  
DrDave: Thanks - do you know how much blowing seltzer through your nose hurts!?
2001-11-14 03:27:41 PM  
Somebody's obsessed.
2001-11-14 03:27:59 PM  
*high-fives <B>Dogbone</B>*
2001-11-14 03:29:12 PM  
*leaves HTML box checked*
2001-11-14 03:29:47 PM  
.... on the other hand .... if Shatner can host Iron Chef, Jacko may be able to direct a movie.
2001-11-14 03:29:53 PM  
Monsters Inc. 2 or the Sorcerers Bone
2001-11-14 03:30:13 PM  
You guys wouldnt know talent if it smacked you in the face and farted on it. That was a good show on CBS and there were little teeny boppers screaming and haveing a good time to so dont give me that middle aged losers crap either. "Lets be cool and jump on the hate Michael Jackson bandwagon even though I like him still but are too much of a pussy to say in public" Fuk all you talent hatters.
2001-11-14 03:30:53 PM  
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2001-11-14 03:31:21 PM  
What next Mike Tyson directs a film that explores rape....
2001-11-14 03:32:38 PM  
what will it take to reach MJ that his name must never appear in the same sentence with children again. Ever. Else some people are going to get the pitchforks and the torches and drop by Neverland.
2001-11-14 03:33:17 PM  
Yoda sez: On many levels wrong this is... hmmm?

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2001-11-14 03:33:22 PM  
Over heard on the set:

"Thats it billy pull your shirt up slowly, thats it billy, now slowly unbutton your pants". "Could we have some more oil over here?!"
2001-11-14 03:33:38 PM  
just for you Finiamh

michael jackson sucks.
2001-11-14 03:34:30 PM  
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2001-11-14 03:36:13 PM  
If this isn't wrong on many levels, the terrorists have ...

oh never mind. I'm going home.
2001-11-14 03:37:42 PM  
Is... is he eating that poor kid? Scientology maybe?
2001-11-14 03:38:36 PM  
"Lets be cool and jump on the hate Michael Jackson bandwagon even though I like him still but are too much of a pussy to say in public"

You are kidding, right? I mean, you might think he has talent, but don't assume that we think the same way. I pretty genuinely think he's a freak.
2001-11-14 03:39:45 PM  
its 9o'clock, do you know where you're kids are at?.........
2001-11-14 03:40:23 PM  
I thought NAMBLA was just a joke on South Park. aaahhhhhhhhhhh
What the helll is wrong with this country? I think that the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-14 03:42:15 PM  
I'll confess...I jumped on the bandwagon, but after thinking about it, I must admit my true feelings...Michael, I'll never forget the afternoon we spent together.
2001-11-14 03:42:34 PM  
In other news...

Seth Green set to return to Buffy the Vampire Slayer fronting a new band, "Jacko Ate My Baby".

Ok, I'm really done this time...

2001-11-14 03:44:41 PM  
Finiamh--What rock have you been living under since 1984?

Jackson's only good album was "Thriller." Since "Thriller" he has become a parody of himself. That is what we farkers are raving about.

Methinks his talent has gone with his skin color.
2001-11-14 03:52:36 PM  
Finiamh: You do know that he is scary pedophile, right?
2001-11-14 03:52:49 PM  
FiniamhEveryone is entitled to their own opinion about his music, but I think no one can deny that the "man" is strange and his supposed inappropriate relationships with children, constantly disfiguring looks and anti-social behavior/lifestyle easily make him the "butt" of jokes and criticsm.
2001-11-14 03:54:02 PM  
I don't think farkers are raving about his talent, we're raving about the freaky child mollester that he is.

Personally I don't have a problem with his music. I think his newest song and video is horrible. I liked his stuff in the 80's and early 90's. But like him or not, he's a scary, scary man.
2001-11-14 03:55:26 PM  
Here are a few questions:

Where are the little girls? Why is it always little boys?

When these kids get dropped out for the weekend at his Neverland ranch, where is the adult supervision?

And finally, would you leave your kids with Michael Jackson for a weekend?
2001-11-14 03:55:26 PM  
hehe Caboozy said Butt
2001-11-14 03:55:28 PM  
Did anybody else get a boner after reading that headline?
2001-11-14 03:55:59 PM  
he might as well, GO TO HELL THAT IS!
2001-11-14 03:56:06 PM  
Q) How do you know it's bed-time at the Michael Jackson household?

A) When the big hand touches the little hand.. har har.
2001-11-14 03:57:03 PM  

the key factor here is ...

2001-11-14 03:57:34 PM  
Off topic: I got kicked out of Fark Chat because I asked where the farchives were. fark that.
2001-11-14 03:59:16 PM  
I wish Jacko would either get arrested for pedofilia or find a broad and shack up.
2001-11-14 04:02:39 PM  
I don't even know that he's a pedophile...that's never been proven anywhere. Suspicious, but never proven. I do still, however, think he is a freak. The comment about keeping his kids out of society on an earlier fark post just sealed it. Anybody that does that to themselves, and then plans on treating their kids that way is a freak in my book.
2001-11-14 04:03:39 PM  
WorldCitizen: AMEN!
2001-11-14 04:03:40 PM  
and has anyone ever considered that he likes to hang out with small children because he, himself, has the mindset of a young child? It think it's a very real possibility.
2001-11-14 04:04:24 PM  
"Totally innocent from what I've seen."

Yeah, but you haven't been to the basement with the handcuffed teddy bears and electric shock Nintendos, buddy.

This is wrong on ... well, you know
2001-11-14 04:04:55 PM  
what difference does it make? hetrosexual or homosexual, a pedophile is a pedophile
or do you think it is ok to "like" girls?
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