Paris1127: //which I hope isn't scented...
Shostie: I want to see the long-form excuse.
Friskya: Sincerely,Juan Epstein's Mother
Russ1642: Zero tolerance. Suspend the kid for being absent.
DrippinBalls: That absence notice is NOT from the USA.
imprimere: It's just part of Obama's Every Child Left Behind agenda!
PsiChi: Wow, the Kenyan-in Chief wrote the kid a note! That's about as worthless as Bounel's birth certificate.I can't believe you farkers fell for this conman's lies. What makes you so gullible - wishful thinking?
imprimere: Still, that's about the most meaningful signature he's penned since taking office.
StoneColdAtheist: imprimere: Still, that's about the most meaningful signature he's penned since taking office.Yo Drew...there's plenty of room up there next to the "Smart" tag for a "Retard" tag.
Igor Jakovsky: The President has a cool looking signature.
GungFu: I thought it was going to be this rather dyslexic effort:[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x363]'Dery [dear] Mrs. Trotty [Trottier]. Gannon is not going to the prgrogm [program].'6 year old kid's effort not to go to the 'program', whatever that is. It worked.
imprimere: , but if you read Gawker's take - "Perfectly crafted periods." - it
Peepeye: I'm a democrat, but if I somehow received a republican presidential excuse note, I would frame it. Geez....lighten up folks. It's a cute story.
imprimere: My milkshake brings all the derp to the yard
MayContainHorseGluten: Peepeye: I'm a democrat, but if I somehow received a republican presidential excuse note, I would frame it. Geez....lighten up folks. It's a cute story.No kidding. Sounds like lately Obama couldn't save a family from a building single-handedly without being criticized for something something socialism.
noiseboy: [blog.ctnews.com image 350x422]/impressed//obscure?
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