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(YouTube)   Happy 38th birthday, Alanis Morissette   ( youtube.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, "First Time", original song, Britney Spears, celebrations  
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2012-06-01 12:48:36 PM  
6 votes:
+1 for tag use
2012-06-01 01:57:25 PM  
5 votes:
Perhaps she will let me take her to see a movie?
2012-06-01 02:11:30 PM  
4 votes:
Happy Birthday, here you go.

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2012-06-01 01:49:11 PM  
4 votes:
Best use of ironic tag ever. Doncha think?

/oh yah I really do think
2012-06-01 03:52:50 PM  
2 votes:
Thank You, entire nation of India.
2012-06-01 03:49:46 PM  
2 votes:
I'd kneel behind her and watch her eat my wife's pussy
2012-06-01 03:19:26 PM  
2 votes:
Her version of My Humps still cracks me up. When I heard it on the radio I actually thought it was some serious cover version, because it [i[is sung well. But the video dispelled that notion quickly
2012-06-01 02:51:33 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-06-01 02:17:13 PM  
2 votes:

FizixJunkee: Beelzebear: Met her at the Queen Street HMV while living in Toronto. She was just wandering the aisles looking at DVD's. Chatted with her briefly about Criterion Collection Films. Amazing beautiful and a very calming presence in person.


I saw her at our neighborhood Blockbusters checking out new releases to rent (way back before Blockbusters disappeared). I noticed her Chanel handbag before I noticed her.

Did either of you ask her to go see a movie???
2012-06-01 08:13:16 PM  
1 vote:
Happy birthday Alanis!

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2012-06-01 08:00:19 PM  
1 vote:

PYROY: I'd rub her off, or jiggle her, or whatever it's called when you masturbate a chick.

its called putting one hand in her pocket
2012-06-01 07:39:00 PM  
1 vote:
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EWWWWW, Dave Coulier looks like Wade Morissette
2012-06-01 06:11:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-01 06:07:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-01 03:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
Am I one of the only people who think she's gotten better looking with age?

Always liked Alanis.
2012-06-01 03:16:06 PM  
1 vote:
Happy Birthday, Alanis...and thanks for teaching a generation of impressionable young females that screaming, home invasion and stalking are acceptable methods for dealing with a break-up.

Word of advice; if you see a copy of "Jagged Little Pill" in your new girlfriend's CD collection, run.
2012-06-01 03:13:15 PM  
1 vote:
Life's all about timing. This guy needed a hot, young singer to be the face of his new album Jagged Little Pill. Alanis was in LA, auditioned and got the part.
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2012-06-01 03:01:14 PM  
1 vote:

pag1107: Wow, that's a rough 38. I thought she was way older.

Alanis? I thought Iggy Pop had had some work done.

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/and breasts bolted on.
//and talent extracted.
2012-06-01 02:46:27 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't she iconic.
2012-06-01 02:36:04 PM  
1 vote:

Trance750: Dear Lord, she's about MY age? I thought she was at least early 30s

She is at least early 30s, just like Betty White
2012-06-01 02:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-01 02:29:59 PM  
1 vote:
I can't believe she's 38.

Who would've thought, with her figurrrrrrrrrrre.
2012-06-01 02:18:56 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': Happy Birthday, here you go.

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Sweet. I'll trade you 10,000 spoons.
2012-06-01 02:14:42 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-01 02:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
She used to be the hottest, sexiest star in the world. Damn, she was fine! But tragically, things all went downhill after YCDTOTV was cancelled.
2012-06-01 02:07:14 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 630x945]

/really all I had to say

That dude's body is hot!
2012-06-01 02:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
Bravo Subby, great use of tag.
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