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(Contact Music)   Lisa Marie Presley pulls personal Michael Jackson letter from auction, possibly because he reveals her pet name for him was Turd   ( contactmusic.com) divider line
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2012-05-31 01:15:38 PM  
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache: There's no punctuation in front of the "love", so either someone farked up copying the letter or he's love turd.

I must take care of my health first Im' crazy for you Love Turd.

There's no punctuation after "first" and the apostrophe is in the wrong place and there's no punctuation after "you." And you're placing special significance on the lack of a comma after "Love"?

There are a number of ways you can interpret the above, which include but are not limited to:

"I must take care of my health first. I'm crazy for you, Love Turd." (His nickname for Presley is "Love Turd.")

"I must take care of my health first. I'm crazy for you. Love Turd." (His own nickname is "Love Turd.")

"I must take care of my health first. I'm crazy for you. Love, Turd." (His own nickname is "Turd.")

"I must take care of my health first; I'm crazy. For you, Love Turd." (He admits he's crazy, and concludes by saying that he is taking care of his health with Presley in mind -- and her nickname is "Love Turd." Yes, this interpretation is a stretch, but it's still plausible.)

This is why you need to learn proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation, kids. Because some day people might think your nickname is "Love Turd." (Or "Turd." Which I think is actually the case here. Frankly, if your nickname is "Turd," you really shouldn't put it in writing.)
2012-05-31 12:47:22 PM  
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Dear Lisa Marie,

Not going to take any E test or D test or whatever the heck you call it.


ps Bubbles was here before you, deal.
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