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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Cockamamy thief busted for stealing schoolchildren's chickens while hiding in apartment closet   ( nbclosangeles.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Montessori school, possession of stolen goods, bandits, hiding, apartment closet  
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2012-05-29 10:56:32 AM  
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2012-05-29 12:48:52 PM  
This headline has to be a euphemism.

The thief pulled off his fowl heist

Journalism is officially dead.
2012-05-29 12:49:47 PM  
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2012-05-29 01:31:58 PM  
That seems very expensive for chickens.
2012-05-29 02:00:57 PM  
Wait. This was NOT in Florida?!
2012-05-29 02:09:29 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2012-05-29 03:16:44 PM  
I'm pretty sure that the heir to the throne of Gondor should not be stealing chickens from schools.

//Spelling is close enough.
2012-05-29 07:20:17 PM  
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not impressed.

/also wanted for questioning
2012-05-31 12:10:23 PM  
I like to imagine this is what happened:


But sadly, it was probably Miley Cyrus:

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