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2012-05-28 09:05:41 PM  
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2012-05-28 09:07:23 PM  
Wow. Great work!

Love the last pics of the black pumps.
 
2012-05-28 09:34:33 PM  
Those are amazing.
 
2012-05-28 09:38:45 PM  
Those aren't creepy. Those are AWESOME!!!
 
2012-05-28 11:07:48 PM  
Soooo... Snarling dog fangs. Snarling dog fangs. Snarling dog fangs. Snarling dog fangs. In cakes.

OK - we get it. Snarling dog fangs are KEWL!! And scary. And oh-so-edgy and "out there".

Got it.
 
2012-05-28 11:09:30 PM  
Baby cakes creep the hell outa me..

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2012-05-28 11:12:31 PM  
Seriously, 7 farkin' clicks to get the page to load...
FARK YOU GAWKER collective.
cool cakes, but not nearly cool enough for that BS.
 
2012-05-28 11:18:00 PM  
I don't think those are creepy. Those are pretty awesome. If you want creepy, check out Cakewrecks. That's some creepy cakes...
 
2012-05-28 11:45:12 PM  
The decor of the cake doesn't make it creepy. Finding a perfectly normal cake with your name on it when you wake up even though you live alone, is creepy.
 
2012-05-28 11:49:54 PM  
Are "Soviet Russia" jokes still blacklisted here?
 
2012-05-29 12:02:46 AM  

Makh: The decor of the cake doesn't make it creepy. Finding a perfectly normal cake with your name on it when you wake up even though you live alone, is creepy.


I'd eat it.

fark, if someone wants to kill me, they can kill me in my sleep. Apparently they have a key.

If they take the trouble to make and decorate a cake, it's probably more interesting to follow their script than change it up on them.
 
2012-05-29 12:31:08 AM  
While the artistry of these cakes is neat, the fact is that they are covered in nasty ass fondant and gumpaste...which is disgusting "food"...
 
2012-05-29 12:33:37 AM  
sno man
Seriously, 7 farkin' clicks to get the page to load...
FARK YOU GAWKER collective.
cool cakes, but not nearly cool enough for that BS.


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2012-05-29 12:44:00 AM  
Meh, my bachelor party cake was a naked woman with cream cheese filled in the vee-jay spot

My grooms cake was a red velvet armadillo with grey icing and strawberry jam filling...
 
2012-05-29 12:45:21 AM  

abb3w: Are "Soviet Russia" jokes still blacklisted here?


Yes. It makes me sad.
 
2012-05-29 12:46:31 AM  
Digging the spiky, starfishy ones.
 
2012-05-29 12:49:45 AM  
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2012-05-29 12:51:19 AM  
I can't wait for the H.P. Lovecraft cakes!
 
2012-05-29 12:57:17 AM  

baka-san: My grooms cake


???
 
2012-05-29 01:00:06 AM  
Tim Burton just had a movie idea.
 
2012-05-29 01:00:36 AM  

baka-san: Meh, my bachelor party cake was a naked woman with cream cheese filled in the vee-jay spot


"Bachelor Party Cake" is a weird name even by stripper standards.
 
2012-05-29 01:02:21 AM  
Vagina Dentata?

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2012-05-29 01:05:34 AM  
Those aren't cakes. Those are inedible sculptures.
 
2012-05-29 01:07:13 AM  

mjjt: Vagina Dentata?


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"That's not sexy. Now, women peeing -- that's an erotic cake."
 
2012-05-29 01:18:10 AM  
Ooooow, is that all you do?
 
2012-05-29 01:19:13 AM  
Did someone say creepy cake?

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2012-05-29 01:37:10 AM  
No cake is creepier than the Kwanzaa cake. That thing haunts my dreams.
 
2012-05-29 01:41:18 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Those aren't cakes. Those are inedible sculptures.


Glad to see someone else point this out. Those would be much more awesome if they were actual, edible cakes.

Still cool to look at - just not cakes.
 
2012-05-29 01:49:52 AM  

Tax Boy: mjjt: Vagina Dentata?

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"That's not sexy. Now, women peeing -- that's an erotic cake."


Came for Patrick Stewart, leaving happy.
 
2012-05-29 01:51:14 AM  
Under neat that.
 
2012-05-29 01:53:47 AM  

wallywam1: Under neat that.


DAMMIT! Came here to post that!

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2012-05-29 02:04:58 AM  

Wayne 985: Tax Boy: mjjt: Vagina Dentata?

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"That's not sexy. Now, women peeing -- that's an erotic cake."

Came for Patrick Stewart, leaving happy.


Came for someone saying they came for Patrick Stewert and are leaving happy, leaving happy.
 
2012-05-29 02:16:06 AM  
So... They aren't edible or scary?
 
2012-05-29 02:22:55 AM  

Wayne 985: Tax Boy: mjjt: Vagina Dentata?

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"That's not sexy. Now, women peeing -- that's an erotic cake."

Came for Patrick Stewart, leaving happy.


Did he at least thank you?
 
2012-05-29 02:39:17 AM  
I find their work to be rather vaginal in nature.

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....vagina.
 
2012-05-29 02:44:45 AM  
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2012-05-29 03:00:26 AM  
Nope, don't care too much at all for these monsters.
 
2012-05-29 06:21:40 AM  
HotWingAgenda:
Those aren't cakes. Those are inedible sculptures.

Thank you. Also semi-applies if the "cake" is edible, but 90% fondant (which I don't consider really edible) by volume.
 
2012-05-29 06:22:44 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Soooo... Snarling dog fangs. Snarling dog fangs. Snarling dog fangs. Snarling dog fangs. In cakes.

OK - we get it. Snarling dog fangs are KEWL!! And scary. And oh-so-edgy and "out there".

Got it.


Pretty much what I thought. The first two are cool. After that, well, I've already seen it.
 
2012-05-29 07:19:24 AM  
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Yes, it's a cake................
 
2012-05-29 07:20:13 AM  
I want sprinkles.
 
2012-05-29 09:11:26 AM  
"He tends to construct these fearsome foods out of polyurethane sculpting foam"

Then it's not a cake and should not be called one.
 
2012-05-29 10:11:20 AM  

MDGeist: "He tends to construct these fearsome foods out of polyurethane sculpting foam"

Then it's not a cake and should not be called one.


Missed that.

Yeah - part of the whole "impressive cake" thing is that you can't believe they could get edible ingredients to do that. This is just a sculpture of a cake, which is not at all impressive.
 
2012-05-29 11:50:04 AM  

GentlemanJ: I can't wait for the H.P. Lovecraft cakes!


Here ya' go!

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How 'bout a nice slice of Cthulhu?

/want this for my b'day cake next year
 
2012-05-29 12:24:49 PM  

Farty McPooPants: Wayne 985: Tax Boy: mjjt: Vagina Dentata?

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"That's not sexy. Now, women peeing -- that's an erotic cake."

Came for Patrick Stewart, leaving happy.

Did he at least thank you?


I thanked him.
 
2012-05-29 01:53:15 PM  
Nowhere near as disturbing as HR Giger could be. Not impressed.
 
2012-05-29 02:42:14 PM  
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FROSTING FOR THE FROSTING GOD

CAKE FOR THE CAKE THRONE





If you turn to the darkside you only get cookies

If you embrace the ruinous powers we give you cake
 
2012-05-29 03:02:12 PM  
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2012-05-29 03:10:15 PM  

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FROSTING FOR THE FROSTING GOD

CAKE FOR THE CAKE THRONE

If you turn to the darkside you only get cookies

If you embrace the ruinous powers we give you cake


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Khorne approves.
 
2012-05-29 03:32:40 PM  
1. Learn to make fanged mouth for cakes.

2. ?
 
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