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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on a patriotic Memorial Day WWE Monday Night Raw, John Cena will support the troops, Randy Orton will dishonorably discharge in a duffel bag, and Chris Jericho will desecrate the flags of every country but the US. 9 PM on USA   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, John Cena, United States, Memorial Day, WWE Championship, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes  
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2012-05-28 09:07:49 PM  
really? Cena chants?
2012-05-28 09:07:56 PM  
Yes. Please "what" the hell out of this, New Orleans.
2012-05-28 09:07:56 PM  
We have whats already. Not surprised.
2012-05-28 09:08:07 PM  
Oh, New Orleans, that CENA chant just made me have a sad.
2012-05-28 09:08:09 PM  
I'm glad show is getting what is probably a final push into main event status even if he has to be a heel.
2012-05-28 09:08:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Wow, we are going to be 5 minutes into the show AND NOTHING NEW WILL HAVE HAPPENED

Fisty Bum: Holy crap, how is this recap still going?

FinFangFark: AAAAAND here comes Show to recap the recap.

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2012-05-28 09:08:10 PM  
this is already unbearably bad
2012-05-28 09:08:19 PM  
Chanting for Cena? Man, they are drunk.
2012-05-28 09:08:23 PM  
What "iron clad contract" means in WWEspeak: I'm about to do a lot of crap that doesn't make sense, like suddenly being able to book matches for myself and other wrestlers.
2012-05-28 09:08:34 PM  
Set 4 life. He's NWO
2012-05-28 09:08:48 PM  
Well Vince figured out a way to get real "Cena" chants out of the crowd.
2012-05-28 09:08:49 PM  
Yep.. This is the same promo he cut on Smackdown.. Christ Oh Mighty.
2012-05-28 09:08:55 PM  
What does he mean, "you people?"
2012-05-28 09:08:57 PM  
What you mean, you peoples?
2012-05-28 09:08:58 PM  


It's a video game...

Feel better?

Me neither...
2012-05-28 09:09:02 PM  
If your "iron clad contract" means you can do whatever you want free from penalty, why wouldn't you want to beat up Johnny Ace for humiliating you?
2012-05-28 09:09:02 PM  

Fisty Bum: Yes. Please "what" the hell out of this, New Orleans.

He handled it very well.
2012-05-28 09:09:07 PM  

2012-05-28 09:09:11 PM  
Good thing he's not an entertainer, because he's not very entertaining...
2012-05-28 09:09:20 PM  


There you go.
2012-05-28 09:09:31 PM  
Mongo reference?
2012-05-28 09:09:32 PM  
Says the guy who jobbed to a middleweight boxer.
2012-05-28 09:09:37 PM  
Funk time?

Or Shaq?
2012-05-28 09:09:39 PM  
No phony so-called UFC fighter, haha...Vince is angry with someone.
2012-05-28 09:09:42 PM  

styckx: Yep.. This is the same promo he cut on Smackdown.. Christ Oh Mighty.

Well, no one watches Smackdown, so it's new to us.

No, wait, it's not new. S.O.S.
2012-05-28 09:09:56 PM  
"There's no phony, so-called UFC fighter"

Told ya, Bork Laser is GONE
2012-05-28 09:10:07 PM  
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2012-05-28 09:10:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: YOU USED TO BE 7'4"!


Carrying the weight of all that BS weighs down a man, dude.

/I'm only half serious
2012-05-28 09:10:15 PM  
Ah of course we needed a recap!
2012-05-28 09:10:17 PM  
phony ufc fighter??
2012-05-28 09:10:20 PM  
Recap of Brodus dancing. FIVE Sleeping Lex Lugers to that.
2012-05-28 09:10:24 PM  
Holy crap, how many "We want Cena" signs are there?

Vince won't even have to pipe in the Daniel Bryan "boos" tonight.

Wait.....Clay? That caught me by surprise.
2012-05-28 09:10:29 PM  
Show/ Funkasauraus fued
2012-05-28 09:10:39 PM  
is show gonna squash the Funkasaurus?

2012-05-28 09:10:41 PM  
And here comes the extinction of the Funkasaurus.
2012-05-28 09:10:42 PM  

robsul82: If your "iron clad contract" means you can do whatever you want free from penalty, why wouldn't you want to beat up Johnny Ace for humiliating you?



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/Wow, they edited in a lot of crowd noise for this Funkasaurus recap, because I distinctly remember the crowd being completely dead after the Crying Show segment.
2012-05-28 09:10:45 PM  
Show is against the Kids? Or Show thinks the kids turned on him?
2012-05-28 09:10:45 PM  
He REALLY wonders why nobody came to his defense? I would have been embarrassed to be in the same ring with him, the way he was crying like a f*cking pussy little b*tch.
2012-05-28 09:10:48 PM  

2012-05-28 09:10:53 PM  
I agree, Show. That Brodus match right after the firing was bullshiat. But then again, everything Brodus does is bullshiat now.
2012-05-28 09:10:54 PM  
Is this leading to a Brodus v Show feud

/please no
2012-05-28 09:10:55 PM  
Finally, someone is sick of Brodus Clay's crap.

/Someone who matters that is
//i.e. not the Miz...
2012-05-28 09:10:58 PM  
I was kinda hoping for Shaq, but expected Funk.
2012-05-28 09:11:08 PM  
Video promos for Brodus Clay. Because you don't know if I'll actually use him tonight... whether or not you'll care about it.
2012-05-28 09:11:15 PM  
I'm not a Shark. I'm not an Earthquake. I'm a man!
2012-05-28 09:11:19 PM  
And tonight we see Brodus' first job.
2012-05-28 09:11:22 PM  
I gotta agree with Big Show. Brodus Clay should not be out there dancing.

2012-05-28 09:11:27 PM  
Okay, so Show blames all the black people on the roster?

2012-05-28 09:11:38 PM  
It's not about you, dickweed!
2012-05-28 09:11:39 PM  

/ DANCING!!!!!!
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