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(Miami Herald)   Police state that naked man eating another naked man's face is certainly a rare occurrence. "Other theories abounded, of course, sometimes leading to comparisons to one horror-movie staple, zombies"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Miami, police tape, cycles, memorial hospital, MacArthur Causeway, trauma center, Biscayne Boulevard, MacArthur  
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2012-05-28 11:59:01 AM  
3 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Good luck to us all.

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2012-05-28 11:02:59 PM  
2 votes:
Was he wearing a hoodie?
2012-05-28 04:17:00 PM  
2 votes:
2012-05-28 03:05:13 PM  
2 votes:
Eating someone's face isn't normal.

But on meth it is.
2012-05-28 01:29:49 PM  
2 votes:

A Terrible Human: The big thing to take from that is them mentioning psychosis. Whether caused by drugs or just innate crazy psychosis is highly farked up and I guess leads you to eating a guy's face and growling at the people who tell you to get off.

/Still why was the other guy naked? It's obvious in the video I saw on the Daily Mail that Face Muncher and Face Munchee were both naked.

The obvious answer is that this was caused by gayness. If we don't stop the gays, they will eat our faces off. Gay marriage is merely a plot to de-face us.
2012-05-28 12:59:29 PM  
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2012-05-28 05:01:22 PM  
1 vote:

Confusean: [ image 420x295]

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2012-05-28 03:46:13 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, the victim was naked too? Maybe this was consensual, like that S&M pair in Germany.

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2012-05-28 02:04:18 PM  
1 vote:
Damn Zombies, the cop had to keep shooting till he got a head shot.
2012-05-28 01:19:10 PM  
1 vote:
I think I swallowed a bug.
2012-05-28 01:14:53 PM  
1 vote:

danielscissorhands: Igor Jakovsky: Stinkyy: Most horrific crime in recent memory. Demonic shiat right here. WTF is going on in this country...

The one I remember was even worse. A guy riding the bus decided it would be a good idea to cut the passenger in the seat next to him's head off and munch on it. At least the guy in Miami lived. BTW the incident I mentioned happened in Canada.

Yes, and the guy who did it just got out on a day pass.

He cut his head off because he thought he was an alien. He's a paranoid schizophrenic. But now he's on medication, and apparently a lot less crazy.

Yeah? You take the bus with him.
2012-05-28 01:03:03 PM  
1 vote:
If only the suspect had asked for a doggie bag, to go....

Then he could have saved face.

2012-05-28 12:09:01 PM  
1 vote:
What a coincidence - I'm heading to the pub right now. Not as cool as the Winchester but a safe place nonetheless.
2012-05-28 12:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
I guess we need to start brushing up on these...

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The "Skillet"
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don't Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don't be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
2012-05-28 12:01:49 PM  
1 vote:
Cocaine. It's a helluva drug.

Face-off, in the corner!!

/window seat.
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