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(Telegraph)   So what happens when the pet bison gets sick in the house?   ( divider line
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2012-05-24 12:51:59 PM  
Who cleans up all the piles of sh*t they leave in the house? The house must reek from the sh*t and piss.
2012-05-24 12:59:59 PM  
It yaks?
2012-05-24 01:00:41 PM  
"THE F*CK IS THIS?? LARRY????" Full Size
2012-05-24 01:01:02 PM  
If it has diarrhea, you swim for your life.
2012-05-24 01:02:46 PM  
I'd fire up the grill and make some bison burgers.
2012-05-24 01:02:47 PM  
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2012-05-24 01:05:59 PM  
when my pet bacon gets sick i eat it.

i mean i get sick when i eat bacon

/no wait i don't
2012-05-24 01:06:41 PM  

Prof. Frink: It yaks?

Aaand done.
2012-05-24 01:07:44 PM  
Well, if you're this woman's husband; the first thing you do is get a drink. The second thing you do is wonder why you dated your wife instead of miss Alaska 1970; after all, she was interested in dating you. The third thing you do is wonder, "how the hell did she convince me to let that bison in the house". The fourth thing you do is get a shovel. The fifth thing you do is hope for the sweet release of death.
2012-05-24 01:07:54 PM  
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Window Bison is watching you masturbate
2012-05-24 01:10:55 PM  
for such a small thread, i've lol'd a number of times.

well done folks.

/also how i like my bison
2012-05-24 01:11:11 PM  
(slight variation of previous joke post)

Bad gnus - if the bison doesn't flex it might yacc.
2012-05-24 01:11:42 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: when my pet bacon gets sick i eat it.

i mean i get sick when i eat bacon

/no wait i don't

That makes one of us. :C

/pork allergy
//who the fark is allergic to pork?!
2012-05-24 01:12:05 PM  
His boyfriend and girlfriend take care of him.
2012-05-24 01:12:35 PM  
I feel awkward after that slideshow...
2012-05-24 01:13:19 PM  
god, I want to fark that bison.
2012-05-24 01:13:32 PM  
Dear FSM, tell me bison can be house broke. Because Walker is 110% correct with the Boobies.

And can we see a little more of the wife and less bison please.
2012-05-24 01:15:08 PM  
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2012-05-24 01:15:33 PM  

spentmiles: god, I want to fark that bison.

I know what you mean man there's nothing like a big, hairy, horned, beast between your legs.
2012-05-24 01:16:05 PM  
I was Hopi-ng by slide 15 that Sherron, 39, would be renamed "Spread Eagle".
2012-05-24 01:16:34 PM  
Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
and I'll show you a house with a very dirty carpet.
2012-05-24 01:16:40 PM  
It's all fun and games till she pokes an eye out with her hat.
2012-05-24 01:17:26 PM  
One word: move
2012-05-24 01:17:43 PM  
"Thi isn't normal...but on meth, it is."
2012-05-24 01:17:53 PM  
So in a couple of years this will get a 'follow up' tag: Owner of house Bison killed by pet (but with a much funnier headline)
2012-05-24 01:21:21 PM  
It's not gnus, it's Fark!
2012-05-24 01:22:08 PM  

spentmiles: god, I want to fark that bison.

the one with the big horns and the turquoise robe-thingy?
she seems to have a pretty nice pair... odd that she wears them on her head like that though. (must be an indian thing)
2012-05-24 01:24:09 PM  
Isn't wearing a bison head hat sort of like wearing a necklace dipicting Jesus nailed to the cross? I doubt the bison likes being reminded of what a nice rug he'll make after the wife's beaded necklace business goes belly up and they have to shoot the farker.

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2012-05-24 01:25:14 PM  
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2012-05-24 01:33:44 PM  
If I were single, I'd do her... But only if she leaves the hat on.

/Not really.
//Well... Maybe.
2012-05-24 01:35:43 PM  

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2012-05-24 01:36:03 PM  
So what happens when the pet bison gets sick in the house?

You let the chips fall where they may.
2012-05-24 01:36:12 PM  
I prefer a flying bison, myself.

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2012-05-24 01:40:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: If I were single, I'd do her... But only if she leaves the hat on.

/Not really.
//Well... Maybe.

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/She will go Moooo, just like your mother did last night!
2012-05-24 01:40:32 PM  

Balchinian: So what happens when the pet bison gets sick in the house?

You let the chips fall where they may.

Nicely done.
2012-05-24 01:41:38 PM  
RIP Bison
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2012-05-24 01:42:59 PM  
I once had to cut the head off a buffalo, it had gotten its head lodged in the opening of a guys trailer, and choked to death, he pulled into our firehall with it, and the only way was to cut the head off and let the body fall. Used our chop saw,had to get hosed off after. Love my job.

2012-05-24 01:48:00 PM  
You put it out of its misery
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HOLY shiat-TH!
2012-05-24 01:49:07 PM  
could you imagine scooping piles of bison shiat before you had to cut the grass..

fark that..
2012-05-24 01:49:43 PM  
His wife looks horny.
2012-05-24 01:51:44 PM Full Size

Almost looks like the front wheels are about to come off the ground.

Silly people, Bison are for eating.
2012-05-24 01:52:48 PM  
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear .
2012-05-24 01:53:03 PM  

Prof. Frink: It yaks?

Done in two.
2012-05-24 01:54:19 PM  
Why are you asking us? Ask the guy on a buffalo.
2012-05-24 01:56:13 PM Full Size

I love my dead gay bi son.
2012-05-24 01:59:15 PM  
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2012-05-24 02:02:40 PM  
I have lived in Texas my entire life and I can tell you this is exactly how all of us live.
2012-05-24 02:08:45 PM  
I had no idea that we were to take the "Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam" literally. Still, that's a very handsome beast they have there. Very cool.

2012-05-24 02:10:01 PM  
Most folk'll never keep a bison. But then again some folk'll.
2012-05-24 02:12:36 PM  
I don't know shiat about the pet Bison, Dog, but What. The. Fark. There is one rug in this house. One. Why, for the sake of all that is holy, do you have to run from wherever the fark you are in the house to puke on the ONE rug?? And why, pray tell, do you think that the cure for nausea is scarfing mass quantities of cat food and then drinking the entire toilet bowl, thus ensuring a freakin' lake of mushy puke all over the freakin' ONE RUG in this house?? And why do you have to puke, move to a clean spot, puke more, repeat, repeat, repeat??

/would trade dog for buffalo today
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