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(Some Guy)   Ozzy falls in shower and has to postpone tour dates. Waits for Social Security to make ends meet.   ( ozzy.com) divider line
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2710 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2001 at 11:10 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-13 11:12:11 PM  
poor ozzy, when will he ever learn he's too old?
2001-11-13 11:12:31 PM  
I told him about that!
2001-11-13 11:13:06 PM  
Probably "Flying high again!"
2001-11-13 11:13:47 PM  
Opps, I slipped on the soap again!
2001-11-13 11:13:48 PM  
If he had been thinking more about excercise, he wouldn't have been so frail in the first place.
2001-11-13 11:14:05 PM  
i didn't know God could get hurt
2001-11-13 11:14:26 PM  
Heard about this earlier. 11/21 West Palm Bch, FL / Mars Music Amphitheater.
2001-11-13 11:15:11 PM  
FARK, No Cleveland Show?!?! That's it! I am giving up bats ENTIRELY!
2001-11-13 11:16:32 PM  
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get it up!"
2001-11-13 11:16:44 PM  
HAH! Next time, fall and crack yer head, fool.
2001-11-13 11:17:27 PM  
I cant bring myself to look at this.. I was SUPPOSED to be seeing this concert last night... DAMN you Ozzy...I had 3 days of skipping class, girls, and drunken revialie planned... Now to wait another month for my refund.
2001-11-13 11:19:08 PM  
Nobody: For succesfully combining the genius of Mr T and the Simpsons, I applaud you. Marvelous.
2001-11-13 11:19:21 PM  
Maybe instead of "Over the Mountain" he should sing "Over the Hill." Get it??

Seriously, I like Ozzy. My room mate went to his Tucson Halloween show. He said it was the best concert ever. He continues to rock despite his old age.
2001-11-13 11:23:28 PM  
First the Black Crowes cancel Cincinnati, now Ozzy! Come on now!!!
2001-11-13 11:24:15 PM  
fark at the moon
2001-11-13 11:31:33 PM  
Oh those crazy trains flying high again
2001-11-13 11:36:51 PM  

Not that it matters to me, the bastard wasn't coming to my city anyway. The meanie.
2001-11-13 11:40:47 PM  
bastard is a sell out. everyones a sell out. i hate everyone.

i went to ozzfest before MTV got ahold of it and it was great except that ozzy kept trying to get everyone to clap.
man i hate when he tries to get everyone to clap with the music.
i hate clapping.
2001-11-13 11:43:49 PM  
grr.. i posted this like 2 days ago.. bloody drew
2001-11-13 11:46:14 PM  
jay leno just said this. his staff does get all there stories from fark.
2001-11-13 11:51:27 PM  
fark posted this after jay taped his show!
2001-11-13 11:59:03 PM  
Ozzy showers???
2001-11-13 11:59:40 PM  
He now in stable condition gumming his strained bats.
2001-11-13 11:59:48 PM  
Goku is obviously a plant from Jay Leno's show.
2001-11-14 12:02:16 AM  
burn the witch!!!
2001-11-14 12:33:01 AM  
OZZY SUCKS !! ..and he's old too.
2001-11-14 12:33:42 AM  
For your information.NOBODY GIVES A FARK.I don't even know jay!!!!!
2001-11-14 12:37:34 AM  
You sound awfully defensive there, Goku. Hiding something, perhaps?
2001-11-14 12:40:03 AM  
screw you!!!!
2001-11-14 12:42:18 AM  
2001-11-14 12:44:04 AM  
2001-11-14 12:49:35 AM  
I guarantee Ozzy will get hooked on prescription drugs(probably Vicodin)and eventually get the pharmaceutical labs to sponsor his tour.
2001-11-14 01:31:17 AM  
Ozzy is really farking old. His music has sucked for most of my life. it is really sad/funny/humiliating to watch him go out in public.

He was in black sabbath. they invented heavy metal.
2001-11-14 01:47:51 AM  
Why is this article listed as "amusing"? That's pretty farking classless if you ask me. Ozzy is the single most important influence on modern rock outside of the Beatles. And anyone who says he's too old obviously hasn't been to an Ozzy concert recently. He doesn't jump around the stage anymore but his voice is as great as ever.

2001-11-14 01:52:46 AM  
I like Ozzy.Seen him solo and with Black Sabbath 10 times total.
Go to www.dark-america.com and you'll see what I mean.
2001-11-14 01:53:48 AM  
"his voice is as great as ever."


2001-11-14 02:15:52 AM  
Ozzy rocks. Always has, always will. Yeah, he's getting on in years and is a little worse for wear, but he's had a more interesting life than any of us.

Say what you must, but somehow I don't think barbs from a bunch of internet geeks is going to cause him to lose any sleep.
2001-11-14 04:43:55 AM  
2001-11-14 06:04:03 AM  
yeah,I'm sick of ignorant meme-driven internet dolts talking smack about Ozzy.The man even in his solo career has influenced so many rock bands that these little trolls listen to today.So what if he's farking older than the members of nu-metal crapfest bands of today,at least he's still good at what he does.Why should he stop if people will still go to see him in concert?Anyone that debases Ozzy should be shipped to the Taliban land w/a sign that reads"Osama Bin Lamer can suck my cud"
2001-11-14 06:27:12 AM  
Let me be the first to say, Medicalert!!! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T UP!!!
2001-11-14 06:48:09 AM  
Actually not the first...11-13-01 11:16:32 PM Fooshnik
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get it up!"
2001-11-14 10:19:42 AM  

I took a few minutes to watch his monologue last night, and I noticed a strange resemblance of the stories he chose to make jokes about, to those that have appeared on FARK recently. How likely is it that his writers are regular visitors? If they are reading this, let me just say...

...get some new material! Headlines and Jaywalking! Christ almighty! Jay's beaten that dead horse for long enough!
2001-11-14 01:59:28 PM  
"If he had been thinking more about excercise, he wouldn't have been so frail in the first place."

Huh? Ozzy does exercise. He also quit drugs and alcohol and drinks a lot of vegetable juice now.
2001-11-14 05:06:57 PM  
They had to fly in Keith Richards to be the interpreter at the hospital.
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