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2003-11-05 12:24:05 PM  
Lets not gorget Jeremy Shockey.
2003-11-05 12:24:08 PM  
You rule. That is a GREAT pic!!
2003-11-05 12:24:38 PM  
sapp has shown that if a professional athlete speaks up the slave master will... uh... get him a correspondent spot on national tv?

odd how warren gets to -become- a sports commentator after making a pointless racist remark, but limbaugh had to resign from being a sports commentator after making a similarly pointless racist remark.
2003-11-05 12:25:47 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always felt that there should be two leagues:

Wait until you see my idea for baseball.

I like to call it, batball. The main difference is, after hitting the ball, the runner does not drop the bat.
2003-11-05 12:25:57 PM  
Oh..OH OH OH this is RICH. MIAMI, complaining about cheap shots? And one of their precious players was INJURED? Say it ain't so, Shoeless Joe?

How about payback, eh?

[image from s-t.com too old to be available]

2003-11-05 12:26:50 PM  
I can safely say that I do not like any of the big three Florida college football teams and they bring the rest of college football down with them, when someone from one of the teams has to get arrested once a week.

Go Wolverines!
2003-11-05 12:27:02 PM  
Yeah OU has a great team!

Maybe one day they'll actually get a university to go along with that.
2003-11-05 12:27:47 PM  
Cheap shot artists. Fark me. Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
2003-11-05 12:28:32 PM  
Whining after a loss is not cool. Since I'm a Bob Stoops fan, I'm hoping that OK keeps rolling!

So, when I want to see beautiful women, I go home to Miami. When I want to see some hard-nosed football by a class act, I cheer for the Sooners.

Now, if we could only get both in the same place! I know, too much to ask. I can dream, can't I?
2003-11-05 12:29:10 PM  
Winslow, life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of....
2003-11-05 12:29:50 PM  
Hmmm...I think an OU education is no joke. Of course, we are known for our football team, but the school does not have low admission standards.
2003-11-05 12:30:11 PM  
Are you saying there are not hot women in Oklahoma? Myrna is pretty damn sexy and she's at OU...
(/Miami girl)
2003-11-05 12:30:14 PM  
...what the DALLAS COWBOYS are to pro football...

BTW, the UW Huskies broke their home win streak with the "Whammy In Miami" and THEN prevented them from winning the National Championship by handing them their only loss in 2000! Good times 'dem wuz.

Go Dawgs!

2003-11-05 12:30:55 PM  
Yeah, I love the way Stoops makes no excuses. Of course this year, he has not had a reason too.
2003-11-05 12:31:04 PM  
... what the LA Lakers are to basketball
2003-11-05 12:32:25 PM  
Curious Forge
Of course you are from Austin!!! How do you like those ass whuppins we've given you the last 4 years???
2003-11-05 12:32:28 PM  
I go to Tech and witnessed Miami's dismantling in all its glory.

I can say that, when the clock wound down and they realized that they were actually going to lose, they became the worst sports I have ever seen.

After each and every play, there was a scuffle, and some sideline activity.

The Miami Hurricanes are the biggest bunch of sore losers that have ever set foot on the field.

[image from techsideline.com too old to be available] GO HOKIES
2003-11-05 12:34:28 PM  
Makes me wonder... is the word PUSSIES filtered?
2003-11-05 12:35:04 PM  
I guess not.

Move along. Nothing to see here.
2003-11-05 12:36:41 PM  
Are you saying there are not hot women in Oklahoma?

No, I'm not. It's a pretty big state, you know.

Myrna is pretty damn sexy and she's at OU...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder; I'm sure she's a nice girl. I don't know her.
2003-11-05 12:36:42 PM  
Todzilla - pic picture! Awesome!

Here's an appropriate note to Miami:
[image from erikburd.org too old to be available]
2003-11-05 12:37:33 PM  
You're welcome.

My first approved submission, by the way. (Does little happy dance.)
2003-11-05 12:40:45 PM  
Damn. I was hoping it was the Dolphins, so I could make another bear fan-fueled Wannstedt crack.
2003-11-05 12:41:06 PM  
"Sometimes it's easier to lose with class than it is to win with class,..." Miami left tackle Eric Winston said.

Yeah, well get used to losing, with or without class (most likely the latter).

"It just shows you what they are."

Indeed. "What they are" is the team that handed you your ass in a ziploc.

First big win for them, and they don't know how to handle it.they handled it...
2003-11-05 12:41:16 PM  
UF sucks......go 'Canes. I wish Steve Spurrier nothing but pain & suffering.
2003-11-05 12:43:41 PM  
How about you guys start wearing skirts
2003-11-05 12:44:35 PM  
They have been first rate and have afforded me a great yearly nap while I watch the game.

But, your school is still a joke. High Admission standards do not equal a good education.
2003-11-05 12:44:55 PM  
wah wah

2003-11-05 12:45:51 PM  
"Coker called the play "more malicious" than when Ohio State linebacker ..."

Larry Cokehead still a bit sore about losing to the Buckeyes? I mean, sheesh, the Buckeyes, for the sake of Pete?!
2003-11-05 12:46:40 PM  
wah wah

2003-11-05 12:46:53 PM  
Nice slam on Spurrier... I'm guessing you are referring to the FSU debacle after the regular season Loss (but before the Sugerbowl Win that gave UF the Nat'l Title). If you watched that game, you'd know that the Cinnamon Rolls DID play dirty, they hit WELL after the whistle and ole' Liver Spots just chuckled and said "Boys will be boys" or some other down-home euphemism for "That's how FSU wins". Doesn't make it right for Coach to whine after the game, though... I would have preferred that he kept it to himself and punish them on the field the next game (which I believe we did to the tune of 52-20)...

Just remember, Felony State, we have NOTHING to lose and you are even more hated than Georgia. Beware...
2003-11-05 12:46:56 PM  
what the DALLAS COWBOYS are to pro football...

fortunately the nfl has rules in place where no team can dominate the sport year after year anymore.. tampa bay and the raiders are a combined 4-10
2003-11-05 12:47:43 PM  
Toddzilla - Fantastic pic!

amoricanCrowe - GO DAWGS! (UW '89)
2003-11-05 12:47:51 PM  
Funny how Miami didn't mention that they were elbowing people in the face and starting scuffles after every play in the last two or three minutes. I'm glad Miami lost; the only thing sweeter would be if VT had shut them out.
2003-11-05 12:48:28 PM  
Maybe one day they'll actually get a university to go along with that.

Yes, if only we could match the intellectual powerhouse that is UT-Austin. Pfft.

Actually, since Boren took over the academics at OU have dramatically improved. Campus corner and the social life have gone downhill, but it's actually pretty damn good, academically.

As to the Miami v. OU women remarks, while Jeebus's remarks are much appreciated, I have to concede to the Miami women. We Oklahoma women are pretty pasty-pale during the winter. I think most beach spots have us beat.
2003-11-05 12:48:53 PM  
What's all this crap I hear people spouting off about Coker? I've heard people say that he is a classy guy and a good sport. What a load of bullshiat! Sure, when he wins he's a great sport but after the two games he lost he's done nothing but whine and make excuses.
2003-11-05 12:51:05 PM  
lordargent, that is the best idea for baseball I have ever heard. After reading you post, I imagined the batter clubbing the basemen as he runs for home base. This of course made me giggle to myself. Fans should also get to lynch the Ref.
2003-11-05 12:56:16 PM  
Yeah, i liked Campus Corner better without the antique shop. The idea that it should be a family place seems a bit stupid to me.
2003-11-05 12:57:44 PM  
2003-11-05 12:46:56 PM archiewahwah

Combined 4-10? I think you mean combined 6-10. Oakland has won 2, and the defending champs are alternating every week with a win, then a loss which puts them at 4-4.

Go noles!
2003-11-05 01:01:08 PM  
UF hasn't had the same legal troubles as FSU and UM lately. Not saying it won't happen again, but Zook has run a pretty tight ship. Anybody taking pot-shots at UF are either doing it out of habit or jealousy (or a little of both + seething hatred like my FSU jokes).
2003-11-05 01:09:36 PM  

just making sure someone was paying attention .. ya that's the ticket.. 6-10 is pretty lousy as well
2003-11-05 01:10:59 PM  
Miami sucks. I hate all Florida teams; hate Miami the worst. What a great time that was last Saturday. Go Hokies!!
2003-11-05 01:11:39 PM  
Miami Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

Jeez, I gotta root for Jared Payton to do well, grew up watching his dad make DB's scared to tackle. Just don't know what Pa & son were thinking when they chose UM. Since when did any top notch RB come out of that place, much less one with character?
2003-11-05 01:18:36 PM  
Thanks for the kudos, but the picture is not of my creation. It was leeched from the best college sports website there is, TechSideline.com
2003-11-05 01:19:42 PM  
We Oklahoma women are pretty pasty-pale during the winter.

nothing wrong with pale.

my wife is fairly pale and has a great body and it's all the same in the dark. i'd rather have a pale girl or a girl whose tan isn't 100% up to snuff than a girl who's gonna look 50 at 30.

good thing i didn't say anything about osu actually having a chance saturday.
2003-11-05 01:20:43 PM  
This is football, whatever they do, on and off the field, they will be punished in the lamest way possible. Smack some fans, get a DUI thats ok, you play football! Now finish raping that 6 yr old and get ready to play the game!!
2003-11-05 01:22:26 PM  
Pssst! michellediane... Spurrier is in the NFL now...

Notre Dame sucks! I hate Knute Rockne

Stick with what you know...
2003-11-05 01:28:26 PM  
If you mean that because everyone hates them, I agree.
Too bad Duke and Miami aren't the best of all time in their respective sports...

BTW: Miami should call the waaaaaaambulance for this one!
2003-11-05 01:37:00 PM  
I am inviting all Farking Hokies to Tailgate with me at the BC Game. Lot 1.
2003-11-05 01:37:56 PM  
yeah GATORS!! props to zook for getting himself some respect...hmmm, too little, too late?
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