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2012-05-14 01:40:33 PM  
Dr. House would post: ITS NOT LUPUS

Roseanne would post: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BECKY DARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE DEEEEEEEEEEEEJAY
 
2012-05-14 01:40:54 PM  
I wish Jamie were here, i need to get laid
 
2012-05-14 01:41:50 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: I wish Jamie were here, i need to get laid


I'm not on TV
 
2012-05-14 01:42:18 PM  
Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:

"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

This would make an epic FB post.
 
2012-05-14 01:42:34 PM  
The characters off the Walking Dead already do this. :)
 
2012-05-14 01:43:05 PM  
Ongoing? I don't have to play by your f*cking rules... Thomas Magnum would post that he's taking the Ferrari to the gym in 26-minutes.
 
2012-05-14 01:44:03 PM  
okay cocksuckers from san francisco are coming out
 
2012-05-14 01:44:22 PM  
I am imagine she would post this picture.

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2012-05-14 01:44:28 PM  
Modmin is drinking again...
 
2012-05-14 01:44:35 PM  

Tumb tack: Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:

"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


Brilliant. And now I have a reason to go back and watch Cheers on Netflix.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-14 01:46:58 PM  
"Suck my cock"
"It felt good slapping the shiat out of Joffrey"
"It felt really good slapping Joffrey again"
"Man, I wish you could all slap Jeffrey"
- Tyrion Lannister
 
2012-05-14 01:47:09 PM  
This headline made the Inception soundtrack start playing in my head.

Fark is already a couple layers removed from reality--imagining what fictional characters might post on social networks...Too far down for me.

/I also thought of this:
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2012-05-14 01:47:14 PM  

TrancePI: Modmin is drinking again...


Someone's got it in their head that they're going to share normal thought-provoking threads from TFD instead of the goofy inane garbage but is unwilling to admit the goofy inane garbage is the stuff everyone likes.
 
2012-05-14 01:47:46 PM  

MBK: "Suck my cock"
"It felt good slapping the shiat out of Joffrey"
"It felt really good slapping Joffrey again"
"Man, I wish you could all slap Jeffrey"
- Tyrion Lannister


he is so hot
 
2012-05-14 01:48:17 PM  
Okay greenlit thread coming out.
 
2012-05-14 01:48:54 PM  
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says, "Had to listen to the vile rumours about my sister f*cking my brother as if he was a common goat. They don't understand I really dont care, I just want my wine, my whores, and my biatch-ass king of a nephew so I can smack him down when I'm feeling low" (low..low...get it...haha I'm a dwarf, bastards)
 
2012-05-14 01:48:56 PM  

kwame: TrancePI: Modmin is drinking again...

Someone's got it in their head that they're going to share normal thought-provoking threads from TFD instead of the goofy inane garbage but is unwilling to admit the goofy inane garbage is the stuff everyone likes.


Given how long it was between submission and green, I'll bet the modmins submitted it.

TINFOIL IS YOUR FRIEND
 
2012-05-14 01:48:57 PM  
Though she's not my favorite character and is, in fact, one of the worst characters to appear on TV, I imagine Janeway's Facebook feed to be full of "Well, lost again" and "Should have taken that left turn at the Vostegye station oops" and "MOAR COFFEE."
 
2012-05-14 01:49:28 PM  
Archie: Damnit, I'm going to be a cricket again
 
2012-05-14 01:49:55 PM  

kwame: TrancePI: Modmin is drinking again...

Someone's got it in their head that they're going to share normal thought-provoking threads from TFD instead of the goofy inane garbage but is unwilling to admit the goofy inane garbage is the stuff everyone likes.


This is "thought-provoking?"
 
2012-05-14 01:50:16 PM  
Brittany from Glee would post some gems:

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

"Sometimes I forget my middle name."

"It's not that, it's that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes confusing."

"Also, on Tuesdays, uh, I pledge to go topless."
 
2012-05-14 01:51:16 PM  

Shostie: This is "thought-provoking?"


For a place where people line up to make jokes when a drunk college student falls off a balcony and dies? Yeah. :/
 
2012-05-14 01:51:16 PM  
Every Jennifer Love Hewitt character would simply tweet: "Here's another topless Instagram. Enjoy!"
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-14 01:53:20 PM  
Ayra would be another fun one. You wouldn't want to troll her. She'd get Jaqen to kill anyone who pisses her off.
 
2012-05-14 01:53:33 PM  
Russell Brand always looks like he needs a shower.
 
2012-05-14 01:53:49 PM  
COME ON DOWN TO QUARK'S. LADIES DRINK FREE. DABO TABLES ARE AVAILABLE ALL DAY. ASK ABOUT OUR NEWEST HOLOSUITE PLEASURE PROGRAMS.
 
2012-05-14 01:55:15 PM  
Man, these dragons are demanding. Can anyone recommend a good cream for nipple chaffing?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-14 01:57:07 PM  
"Some old man called me a devil's monkey. What the hell man? I'm trying to save this city and still, I get insults like this. At least I got to slap Joffrey again"
 
2012-05-14 01:58:13 PM  
Pop Pop!
 
2012-05-14 01:58:42 PM  
Arya Stark > Eddard "Ned" Stark : I miss you, daddy. RIP
 
2012-05-14 01:59:55 PM  
Cersei Lannister has changed her relationship status to- "It's Complicated".
 
2012-05-14 02:00:10 PM  
Hodor. Hodor, Hodor.
 
2012-05-14 02:01:15 PM  

Ponzholio: Cersei Lannister has changed her relationship status to- "It's Complicated".


I dont care if she porked her brother, I would get over that in a heartbeat to nail her ass silly.

/but he's not invited to holidays dinners
//ever.
 
2012-05-14 02:02:04 PM  
It's bunnies.
I hate bunnies.
 
2012-05-14 02:10:01 PM  

Blues_X: Hodor. Hodor, Hodor.


Dammit, beat me to it
 
2012-05-14 02:10:49 PM  

Methadone Girls: The characters off the Walking Dead already do this. :)


Several characters from The West Wing tweet. They're some of the only "people" I follow.
 
2012-05-14 02:12:14 PM  
Barney: This tweet will be legen....wait for it...dary *Doogie Howser head tilt*
 
2012-05-14 02:12:59 PM  

Ponzholio: Cersei Lannister has changed her relationship status to- "It's Complicated".


Ha!
 
2012-05-14 02:14:37 PM  
Theon Greyjoy has unfriended Robb Stark.
 
2012-05-14 02:19:46 PM  
Shawn from Psych
Hurley from Lost
Ensign Kim from Voyager
 
2012-05-14 02:19:56 PM  
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: "My eminent elder brother is so amazingly corpulent that when he sits around the elegantly appointed Tuscan villa, he really sits around the he elegantly appointed Tuscan villa."

...wait, what?

/ok meta reference is coming out
 
2012-05-14 02:23:50 PM  
Jamie Lannister: "Watching Empire Strikes Back. Luke's looking for love in all the wrongs places....or are they?
 
2012-05-14 02:24:43 PM  
*wrong

/ damnit
 
2012-05-14 02:28:34 PM  
Theon Greyjoy: "BBQ is done. We now have 2 extra places at the kids table. BYOB."
 
2012-05-14 02:34:12 PM  
@sansastark: OMG! Blood is coming out!
 
2012-05-14 02:34:16 PM  
I imagine it would look a little something like this.
 
2012-05-14 02:39:46 PM  
Since this is very GoT heavy:

Khal Drogo: "Rape rape rape."
Daenerys: "Learned how to properly get raped."
Robert: "Still farkin whores."
Cersei: "Still farkin my brother."
Ned: "What the shiat people?"
Joffrey: "Still farkin up the country."
Tyrion: "Still farkin my whore."
Cersei: "Damn, wish I could fark my brother right now. Settling 4 an elf."
Theon: "Want 2 F my sister."
Craster: "Still farkin my daughters."
Renley: "Still farkin dudes."
Brienne: "I'm...kind of a dude."
Margaery: "Are my knees 2 sharp?"
Arya: "How am I not raped yet?"
Sansa: "Please, please don't kill me."
 
2012-05-14 02:50:19 PM  
I would pay to see Dolorous Edd's twitter feed.
 
2012-05-14 03:01:20 PM  
Dom Draper: "Women are weapons of cash destruction."
 
2012-05-14 03:06:02 PM  
Penny!

Penny!

Penny!
 
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