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2012-05-11 06:07:55 PM  
6 votes:

Janusdog: The doctors say they aren't aware ofvanybparticular genetic syndrome I might have, but I always panic when I have to get a screening or have unusual symptoms.

I don't mean to alarm you but you seem to have experienced a minor stroke halfway through that sentence.
2012-05-11 04:36:35 PM  
6 votes:
I found out that somebody's been trying to kill me by piping nitrogen into my building. The air in my office smelled funny, so I took it in and found that somehow (I still don't know how), they've been pumping nitrogen into my office area. The sampled air was over 75% nitrogen and had pushed out all but about 20% of the oxygen in my office.

I have no idea what damage has already been done to my lungs.
/someone is bound to take the above statement as if I'm serious
2012-05-11 05:39:20 PM  
4 votes:

the_end_is_rear: TSB - Toxic Sperm Buildup

Hang in there. I know you can beat it.
2012-05-11 04:26:07 PM  
4 votes:
The summertime blues. There ain't no cure.
2012-05-11 06:08:17 PM  
3 votes:
I fart a lot, I think I got that thing that killed all the dinosaurs. It's making a come back.
2012-05-11 04:28:27 PM  
3 votes:
I've been convinced I had ALS, MS, Diabetes, brain cancer, lymphoma, testicular cancer, and skin cancer. I also regularly think I'm having a heart attack or stroke.

WebMD is not my friend.
2012-05-11 03:58:55 PM  
3 votes:

Dynascape: ToxicMunkee: Life, man. LIFE.

So I see in the few weeks Ive been a liter... that now you're back.

Cool cool.

And this time I have chlamydia!


Now you do, too.
2012-05-11 02:25:39 PM  
3 votes:
The handsomes. I got it bad.

2012-05-11 02:25:19 PM  
3 votes:
Dihydrogen monoxide toxicity.
2012-05-11 05:17:31 PM  
2 votes:
/Looks around for Sexlexia.
//Leaving dissapointed.
2012-05-11 04:59:23 PM  
2 votes:
So i seemed to have contracted some sort of rash after I bought 50 or 60 squeaky toys and put them in a black trash bag and started hitting it with a baseball bat. I was doing some online research and i think its a disease called Honkbagitis. I hear that it kills you over 10 years, usually from too much laughter.
2012-05-11 04:32:50 PM  
2 votes:

eraser8: I've admitted in earlier threads that I often suffer minor injuries that go unnoticed for several hours. I feel absolutely no pain from them until I step into the shower or wash my hands. And, even when I notice them, I have no idea what caused the injury.

I think I may be coming down with leprosy.

black out alcoholism?
2012-05-11 04:24:24 PM  
2 votes:
Marriage. And very, very slowly....
2012-05-11 02:31:55 PM  
2 votes:
That subtle low humming in your ears is the dust mites using your skin cells to build a colony.
2012-05-11 02:30:01 PM  
2 votes:
Life, man. LIFE.
2012-05-11 02:25:30 PM  
2 votes:
My butt itches. I think I have worms.
2012-05-12 08:09:05 AM  
1 vote:
I think I have furniture disease, my chest has fallen to my drawers.
2012-05-12 01:18:47 AM  
1 vote:
Terminal Lackanookie.
2012-05-11 11:52:10 PM  
1 vote:

smouffle: Pregnancy

I am very sorry for your lots.
2012-05-11 10:52:14 PM  
1 vote:
I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.
2012-05-11 09:57:54 PM  
1 vote:
Optirectal Disease.

Connection between optic nerve and rectum so I have a shiatty outlook on life.
2012-05-11 09:43:41 PM  
1 vote:
My only regret is that I have Bonitis.
2012-05-11 07:35:41 PM  
1 vote:
Fran Tarkenton's disease.
2012-05-11 07:32:25 PM  
1 vote:
Forever alone syndrome
2012-05-11 06:45:25 PM  
1 vote:

2012-05-11 06:08:19 PM  
1 vote:

daffy: I am the opposite of a Hypochondriac. Every doctor I go to finds something wrong. I've had 7 surgeries, and will be getting more pretty soon. I even had a doctor say "I have never seen anything like that before?". That was after he removed a 9lb tumor that was crushing my organs.Live with that you wining Hypochondriac Farkers!

If I were you I'd stop going to see doctors, sounds like they are the problem.
2012-05-11 05:53:52 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-11 05:50:09 PM  
1 vote:
Alcohol deficiency syndrome.

/Off to get the cure
2012-05-11 05:47:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wicked sexiness and carrying these giant cans around.
2012-05-11 05:38:32 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-11 05:31:41 PM  
1 vote:

onlynativeuknow: Sometimes I poop 10+ times a day and my butt hurts. Glad the doctors finally say I have Crohn's Disease.

Aloe Vera for that kind of butthurt. Join the 21st Century for the GOP kind.
2012-05-11 05:01:32 PM  
1 vote:
Death by Snu-Snu.

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2012-05-11 04:56:42 PM  
1 vote:
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
2012-05-11 04:53:17 PM  
1 vote:
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Lack of masturbation.
2012-05-11 04:51:10 PM  
1 vote:
An imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by an evil toad living in my stomach.
2012-05-11 04:46:10 PM  
1 vote:
I also have the boogie woogie flu.
Not the Rockin' pneumonia, though, the Dapsone fights that off.
2012-05-11 04:45:55 PM  
1 vote:
TSB - Toxic Sperm Buildup
2012-05-11 04:44:46 PM  
1 vote:
My penis is so massive that the lack of blood to the rest of my body when I'm aroused causes permanent damage to all of my vital organs.

/ha ha, no, I wish
2012-05-11 04:40:07 PM  
1 vote:
I got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu.
2012-05-11 04:39:15 PM  
1 vote:
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome, or S.A.D.S. for short.
2012-05-11 04:27:38 PM  
1 vote:
My boss is a pain in the ass.

I think I have irritable bowel syndrome.
2012-05-11 04:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
Shark AIDS
2012-05-11 04:27:10 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-11 04:26:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm the only hypochondriac who thinks he has hypochondria, but really doesn't.
2012-05-11 04:25:29 PM  
1 vote:
My foot looks like it has gangrene because I had a huge nasty blister after running my half marathon, and it is on the bottom of my foot and hurt so bad to walk i was just like f*ck it, so I drained it, and the skin came off and now it's healing and scabbing and it's all disgusting and dry and I think I'm going to die.
2012-05-11 04:22:46 PM  
1 vote:
I've admitted in earlier threads that I often suffer minor injuries that go unnoticed for several hours. I feel absolutely no pain from them until I step into the shower or wash my hands. And, even when I notice them, I have no idea what caused the injury.

I think I may be coming down with leprosy.
2012-05-11 02:34:12 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, that does look infected! Does it itch?
2012-05-11 02:33:25 PM  
1 vote:
What makes your skin slough off in wet chunks?
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