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(CBC)   Up all night on Facebook? You sound fat   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Obvious, Facebook, social calendar, University of Groningen, mass index, obesity, Current Biology  
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5057 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 May 2012 at 2:58 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-05-10 3:01:02 PM  
Facebook trifecta complete. For so much of Fark claiming the don't use that new fangled Faceplace doohickey, they sure like to talk about it a lot.
 
2012-05-10 3:01:22 PM  
Wholelotta facebook links goin' on today...
 
2012-05-10 3:01:42 PM  
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Not anymore.
 
2012-05-10 3:02:06 PM  
someone got in on that sweet private placement
 
2012-05-10 3:02:09 PM  
Sitting on your ass in front of the computer 20 hours a day instead of getting out of the house is making you fat. Wait until they put video games on Facebook. Oh shiat, they already did. We're doomed!
 
2012-05-10 3:02:11 PM  
hey, have you guys heard about this thing called facebook?
 
2012-05-10 3:04:55 PM  
That check from Zuckerberg must have finally cleared.
 
2012-05-10 3:05:19 PM  
what's facebook?

/yes I have a FB page
//haven't logged on in over a month
 
2012-05-10 3:08:00 PM  
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/oblig
 
2012-05-10 3:08:20 PM  
HAY GUISE HAVE YOU NOTICED ALL THE FACEBOOK LINKS LOL
 
2012-05-10 3:09:08 PM  
What if I'm up all night on Tinychat instead?
 
2012-05-10 3:11:00 PM  
Fat biatches love them some Castleville. Goes well with a pint of ice cream topped with crumbled Pringles.
 
2012-05-10 3:12:07 PM  
Face-Book?

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/hot

Klaatu barada nik...

No. No I don't have it.
 
2012-05-10 3:13:46 PM  
Don't like
 
2012-05-10 3:17:54 PM  
Down all day on assbook? You sound shiatfaced!

/afternoon grumpys
 
2012-05-10 3:23:07 PM  
They misspelled Fark
 
2012-05-10 3:23:49 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Fat biatches love them some Castleville. Goes well with a pint of ice cream topped with crumbled Pringles.


mmm pringles ice cream. nom.
 
2012-05-10 3:24:57 PM  
FTA: "The researchers say that ideal sleep timing is incompatible with the work schedules that most people follow."

True. Over the years, I found that I'm most productive if I were to work from noon until about 9pm, go to sleep at about 2am and wake up at about 9-10am. Only problem is that if I worked that kind of schedule, I'd miss a lot of time spent with my daughter. And my wife (who works with me) would be pissed because she's one of those weirdos who sleeps at 9pm and wakes up at 4:30am every morning.
 
2012-05-10 3:28:04 PM  
Wish I could add pics via my android phone but alas......
 
2012-05-10 3:37:17 PM  
Oh yeah, subby, you're ugly.

I am not fat. I am slender. I'm on Facebook
 
2012-05-10 3:45:17 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Face-Book?

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Klaatu barada nik...

No. No I don't have it.


It was definitely an n word.

There, I said it!

/I think it's Klaatu Verata...
//It got in my hand and went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
 
2012-05-10 3:47:03 PM  
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Prime Facebook User.
 
2012-05-10 3:56:00 PM  

RedEmily: Oh yeah, subby, you're ugly.

I am not fat. I am slender. I'm on Facebook


No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot spend all night on Facebook and remain not fat.
 
2012-05-10 3:57:58 PM  
Up all night on Facebook? You sound socially inept.
 
2012-05-10 4:02:29 PM  
Was going to show this to my Facebook addicted wife but then I RTFA and realized it doesn't farking mention Facebook or social media. Did anybody else bother to read before posting?
 
2012-05-10 4:27:51 PM  
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2012-05-10 4:34:08 PM  
Up all night on Fark, you might be TotalFark.
 
2012-05-10 4:53:51 PM  
I used to have trouble sleeping until I started exercising regularly.

Coincidence?
 
2012-05-10 5:05:37 PM  

Degenerate Monkey: I used to have trouble sleeping until I started exercising regularly.

Coincidence?


^So much this.

/sunlight too.
 
2012-05-10 5:17:21 PM  
Opens article, reads... *CTRL F:facebook* nothing.

WTF is this headline?
 
2012-05-10 5:17:31 PM  
I don't understand a couple things:

1) Why would a website like Fark pull this shiat? They have to know their users will figure it out

2) Wouldn't you think that businesses like Facebook should be web savvy enough to know Fark's userbase, and that if they pay for fake shiat like this, it's going to bite them in the ass?

/Facebook sucks my ass
//Timeline blows, and it was the final nail in the coffin
 
2012-05-10 5:22:48 PM  
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FNG [TotalFark]
2012-05-10 5:40:26 PM  
I am pretty sure I understand all the Facebook PR. Un-Fark-like, but I have a good guess.
 
2012-05-10 7:38:16 PM  

Freezebyte: Wish I could add pics via my android phone but alas......


Ummm I do all the time
 
2012-05-10 8:30:23 PM  
So, anybody know any highly-lucrative jobs that take place on a third-shift schedule? I have never been as happy or fit as I was when I worked overnights for a year that I took off in college.

Difficulty: no air traffic controller. Those guys usually have to work a rotating shift that would kill anyone.
 
2012-05-10 11:03:45 PM  
fat or alcoholic, don't forget alcoholic.
 
2012-05-11 1:16:18 PM  
The Irresponsible Captain 2012-05-10 03:12:07 PM

Face-Book?


Klaatu barada nik...

No. No I don't have it.


Klaatu barada NICKLEBACK!!! its NICKLEBACK DUMMY!!!

allright then


whats with all these walkin skeletons anyway?
 
2012-05-11 5:19:59 PM  

RedEmily: Oh yeah, subby, you're ugly.

I am not fat. I am slender. I'm on Facebook


And you've been outed
 
2012-05-12 12:41:18 AM  

A.M. Mogwai feeder: RedEmily: Oh yeah, subby, you're ugly.

I am not fat. I am slender. I'm on Facebook

And you've been outed


Alot of girls have laughed at you in your life and i'm just the latest one.
 
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