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2012-05-08 11:55:24 AM  
4 votes:
Curse them for interfering with my nefarious plans and plots.
2012-05-08 11:12:44 AM  
3 votes:
Emma Peel would be my biatch. Next!
2012-05-08 01:18:28 PM  
2 votes:
Organize a Take Back the Night march against that wife beating asshole Pym.
2012-05-08 12:57:51 PM  
2 votes:
By getting the Hells out of Dodge.

Spiderman shows up, stuff is bad but not "kiss the world goodbye bad." Daredevil shows up it's bad for pimps, drug dealers and ninjas. Blade shows up, best not be a vampire or a groupie. X-Men or the Avengers show up, just file the insurance papers while you flee to the next time zone and maybe a bit more.

Seriously. These cats fight gods and Ultron. My house is sturdy enough, but not MODOK-proof...
2012-05-08 11:39:49 AM  
2 votes:
Work with the local Shwarma establishment to jack up prices.
2012-05-08 10:09:42 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Wayne 985: tiamet4: Grab some lube....

\ not the Hulk, though...unless he was Ed Norton again

I don't think lube is going to save you if Hulk wants sex.

I dunno, as roided out as hulk looks he's probably got a tiny micro penis.

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2012-05-08 07:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
I would leave town. When they all show up together, flying monsters will appear that will take out sides of buildings because they cannot properly negotiate a turn.
2012-05-08 07:35:29 PM  
1 vote:
Send my family away then watch the fight from a nearby hillside farm. If the moment presents itself, I'll hold up my "Willing to be a bondsmaiden to benevolent Viking gods" placard sign.
2012-05-08 04:59:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'd take them all out for drinks and be the designated driver.

/Hulk smashed!
2012-05-08 04:48:23 PM  
1 vote:
Take Thor to the local Church.
2012-05-08 04:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
Oops, I meant foursome.

/what I'm trying to say is that I would fark all of them
2012-05-08 04:35:02 PM  
1 vote:
I'd get Captain America to sign my vintage trading cards.
I have the whole set, near mint condition!

/Really Farkers, 100 comments in and I'm the first one to do this?
//Coulson is alive and Fury is hiding him; this I will believe until proven otherwise.
2012-05-08 04:27:37 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be force-choking them.
2012-05-08 04:17:43 PM  
1 vote:
"Oh, Fark, honey, quick, call our insurance agent and make sure it's up to date. The costumed people are here. Something is going down."
2012-05-08 04:15:37 PM  
1 vote:
Call these guys:

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2012-05-08 04:06:09 PM  
1 vote:
Avengers, you say?
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Oh, yes.
2012-05-08 04:02:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-05-08 04:00:38 PM  
1 vote:
Avatar > Avengers

Seriously, Avengers might be the most overrated movie of all time.
2012-05-08 03:59:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'd walk up to the lot of them and say...

"OK, guys, joke's over. Whoever taught Black Widow to shoot with a Hollywood Teacup Weaver stance, own up, take a punch in the face, then someone teach her how to shoot properly."
2012-05-08 03:57:34 PM  
1 vote:
Town? What town? I'm ten miles away from the nearest post office. Let them come. If they can find me, I will offer them booze and show Black Widow what my super power is.
2012-05-08 03:50:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'd ask the Hulk to throw me as far as possible.

/NY to London in 5 minutes
2012-05-08 03:46:33 PM  
1 vote:
pretty sure if anything like that happened, it would lead to panic and fear, followed instantaneously by rampant directed and misdirected violence, war, and death.
2012-05-08 03:42:23 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: try and hack into/steal tony stark's tech.

Try to hack/steal Tony Stark.
2012-05-08 03:42:20 PM  
1 vote:
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Except around here it would be a steakhouse or Mexican restaurant. And yes, they would have the same bored expressions on their faces.

/just stopped to grab lunch before they flew over.
2012-05-08 01:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
I'd shiat my pants because it would imply our understanding of the universe, matter, physics, theology, etc. is all completely wrong. Say goodbye to Christianity, Judaism, and Islam, say hello to the Old Gods.

If these guys exist, then what else is out there? Get ready for elves and dragons next. Zombie apocalypse isn't so far-fetched anymore, is it?
2012-05-08 12:48:13 PM  
1 vote:
The same way I react when the president comes to town:

"Go home and stop f*cking up traffic!"
2012-05-08 12:18:18 PM  
1 vote:
I'd call on Superman to kick all their lames asses.
2012-05-08 11:17:28 AM  
1 vote:
I'm so stealing that hammer.
2012-05-08 11:15:19 AM  
1 vote:
By hitting on Agent Hill.
2012-05-08 11:13:38 AM  
1 vote:
Like all the other bystanders in the Marvel universe. Sh*t my pants and run around screaming helplessly.
2012-05-08 11:10:54 AM  
1 vote:
I would be extremely scared. They only seem to go to places where there's trouble.
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