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(Yahoo)   Our profits need to be at the gym in 26 minutes   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, BMW, profits, United States, French Canada, Daimler AG, gym, Europe, company  
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1529 clicks; posted to Business » on 03 May 2012 at 8:34 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-03 09:01:56 AM  
2012-05-03 10:05:31 AM  
The other day I saw a 50-some dude driving a convertible BMW with the personalized tags "BMW320" or whatever the model number of his particular car was. It just struck me as one of the douchiest things you could ever do. "Oh hey there, I wanted to use my personalized plates to alert you to the fact I drive a BMW, I'm worried that you may not have noticed that I drive a BMW."
2012-05-03 11:05:17 AM  
The "26 minutes" meme is probably my favorite on fark. I never see it without getting a chuckle at the expense of Mr. Page sitting on a beemer in the douchiest shoes known to man.
2012-05-03 11:15:59 AM  
mY BROTHER is a douche ... he drives a BMW I liked it and thought it was nice ... until he bought a Mercedes something class whatever it is ... that thing is amazing!!!
He said ..." the car will drive it self and keep between the lines ... makes drunk driving easier! LOL!"
2012-05-03 12:45:46 PM  
So, what's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine, again?
2012-05-04 12:04:38 AM  
I've got an M3, a 135i, and a Corvette Z06. That means I'm what - a double prick 70 year old douche that wears a tank top and has a mullet? Either way, I'm totally farked.
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