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(Fark)   Why would you put ketchup on hot dogs? That's the greatest sin of all time   ( divider line
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2012-05-01 11:59:08 AM  
14 votes:
Because I'll do what the f*ck I want and don't care whether you like it or have a different opinion than me you f*cking piece of sh*t. Go judge people somewhere else.
2012-05-01 12:01:43 PM  
6 votes:
Best hot dog = all beef hot dog + mustard + raw onions. Skin on weiners if possible. Grilled with a little char is always best too.
2012-05-01 11:57:33 AM  
6 votes:
Because I like it that way.
2012-05-01 11:59:50 AM  
5 votes:
Ummmm... because it's delicious?

2012-05-01 03:44:38 PM  
4 votes:
Coney Island, the only way to eat hot-dogs...

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2012-05-01 03:26:06 PM  
4 votes:
these threads are like Rorschach tests. if you like them you are a retard and would fit on tf, if you dont like them you have normal thoughts and tendencies.
2012-05-01 11:59:51 AM  
4 votes:

RexTalionis: Because I like it that way.

Also, No Chicago people can b*tch about hot dogs with ketchup after they slap the whole contents of a fridge on a hot dog already
2012-05-01 05:23:10 PM  
3 votes:
Chicago dogs suck. If its not a flint style coney it gets ketchup. Then again if it isn't a koegels/hebrew national I wont even eat it, that's for people who don't know any better.

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2012-05-01 01:46:23 PM  
3 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: What is your favorite brand?

Nathan's in the natural casing. They pop you bite into them. They are best when cooked on the grill.

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2012-05-01 12:08:08 PM  
3 votes:
Chicago can suck my dick too, your garbage hot dogs are f*cking awful.
2012-05-01 12:00:16 PM  
3 votes:
Ketchup and mustard on boring, normal hot dogs.

Mustard only on good sausages.
2012-05-01 11:58:29 AM  
3 votes:
Hot dogs are gross, so you have to put something on them.
2012-05-01 11:58:20 AM  
3 votes:
I could ask the same question about pickle relish.
2012-05-01 04:26:15 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-05-01 02:45:42 PM  
2 votes:
Wait, a "ketchup on hot dogs" thread and no Harry Callahan references?

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Burly Detective: What do ya think, a gang hit, screwed-up drug score, unlucky John, or an unhappy love affair? Huh? Don't tell me this shiat's gettin' to ya. Not Harry Callahan. Say it ain't so.
Harry Callahan: No, this stuff isn't gettin' to me. The knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their Social Security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth-floor window because they don't give As, that doesn't bother me a bit.
Burly Detective: Come on, Harry. Take it easy.
Harry Callahan: Or this job, either. Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.
2012-05-01 02:05:36 PM  
2 votes:
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Best served after an Okla victory over Texas in the Cotton Bowl!

/they suck when we lose though......
2012-05-01 12:25:59 PM  
2 votes:

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French-toasted New England style rolls
Maple Syrup.

I call it: The Good Morning Dog.

2012-05-01 12:12:29 PM  
2 votes:
Ketchup is the only thing I put on hot dogs, and if that's my greatest sin, I think I'm doing alright in my life.
2012-05-01 12:08:51 PM  
2 votes:
Because it's a farking hot dog. It's not a prime cut of meat. Don't try to pretend that it's worthy of special consideration. If it's good enough for a hamburger, it's good enough for a hot dog.
2012-05-01 12:04:34 PM  
2 votes:
I like Sriracha-mayo. On a hot dog. Or just mustard. Ketchup is a condiment for little children.
2012-05-01 11:58:29 AM  
2 votes:
I don't like ketchup OR hot dogs. So there.
2012-05-01 11:57:42 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe not the greatest sin of all time, but it does waste a perfectly good hot dog.
2012-05-02 12:12:53 AM  
1 vote:

soosh: Mr_Ectomy: Nabb1: Ketchup is a condiment for little children.

This. Same with 1000 Island Dressing. Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

that's just heresy.

2012-05-01 09:24:33 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: Michigan invented the coney dog, and you're all jealous.

They invented it, then everyone else improved on it:

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Farking Flint coney dogs are so goddamn nasty only drunk autoworkers could possibly get them down.
2012-05-01 08:23:09 PM  
1 vote:
Michigan invented the coney dog, and you're all jealous.

Chicago dogs might as well not have the wiener in them; You have enough extra stuff on them that you can barely taste the meat. They're good, but they're overrated.

New York dogs are better, by far, if you want a hot dog instead of a bun filled with tomatoes and peppers along with some incidental meat.

But a good Detroit / East Michigan coney dog? That's a dog to respect.
2012-05-01 08:13:54 PM  
1 vote:
Make mine a Nick Tahou's Garbage plate.... Haven't been back there in forever.

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2012-05-01 07:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
Ketchup on hotdogs (and most things in general) is disgusting. For me. Let me say that again because it bears repeating. "For me." And do you know that that means? It means that I will not put ketchup on my hotdogs. It does not mean that anyone who does put ketchup on their hotdogs is wrong. Disgusting, maybe. But definitely not wrong. :-D As far as I am concerned the only time some has the "right" to tell you not to put something on some food is a chef, and even that that is only really good for the first few bites. In other words, if a chef prepares a dish then you should try it as it is to see if you like it. Then, if you want to add ketchup or pepper or salt go ahead do it. (Of course, this does not apply to dietary restrictions.)

So, in short, eat the food that you enjoy and be happy. If someone tells you that you cannot put ketchup on your hotdog tell them where they can shove their hotdog.
2012-05-01 06:23:07 PM  
1 vote:

solokumba: ketchup is for fries and meatloaf.
that is it.
nothing else

children and retarded people.
2012-05-01 06:14:08 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-01 06:13:12 PM  
1 vote:
Here's where you get it.
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Here's what it looks like.
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2012-05-01 05:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
My body, my choice.
2012-05-01 05:05:48 PM  
1 vote:
Only on Fark could I witness a discussion about ketchup on hot dogs degrade to the point of, and I quote... "Suck a fart out of my asshole, catsup hating dickbag."

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/might be ketchup in there somewhere...
2012-05-01 04:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
Time to end this argument

Everyone knows the greatest hot dogs of ever come from one place.... and it's not Chicago, this was just the best pic I found.

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2012-05-01 04:17:30 PM  
1 vote:

fenianfark: I put ketchup on my meatloaf, but it is a mixture of ketchup, sriracha, brown sugar, and a little Mae Ploy. Sometimes real maple syrup instead of Mae Ploy.

I also use 50/50 mixture of beef and pork to make it extra juicy.

Mae ploy? Interesting. There's a place here called Happy Tummy (here you go):

that makes a tamarind-date-plum sort of relish and it actually made my meatloaf turn into God. Well, with the help of sriracha...
2012-05-01 04:12:37 PM  
1 vote:
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This is like getting snobby over the brand of American cheese you eat. Way to set the bar high, fellas.
2012-05-01 04:08:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-05-01 04:04:04 PM  
1 vote:
*saunters back into thread..


..saunters back the fark out*
2012-05-01 03:56:52 PM  
1 vote:
Take your stupid farking TFD threads the fark back to TF! This is FARK, not the 5$ a month loser masturbathon.

/ AWs, every last one of ya!
2012-05-01 03:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
If you have made a declaration about what should or shouldn't go on a hot dog, there is something wrong with you.
2012-05-01 03:53:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-05-01 03:51:32 PM  
1 vote:

myschief: Best hot dog = all beef hot dog + mustard + raw onions. Skin on weiners if possible. Grilled with a little char is always best too.

You forgot the sport peppers, but not bad.
2012-05-01 03:48:57 PM  
1 vote:
I never understood the appeal of the Chicago dog until I had to work in Chicago for a few weeks and actually tried one. There really is something great about the way those particular toppings work together, and it's my favorite style of hotdog ever since.

If you want one in the suburban Maryland/DC area you'll have to go to this awesome hotdog place in Bethesda. i also highly recommend their spicy chorizo too.
2012-05-01 03:48:50 PM  
1 vote:
It's all about the squid dogs...

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2012-05-01 03:42:41 PM  
1 vote:
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All you need.
2012-05-01 03:41:42 PM  
1 vote:
ketchup is for fries and meatloaf.
that is it.
nothing else.
2012-05-01 03:38:33 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: Because it's a farking hot dog. It's not a prime cut of meat. Don't try to pretend that it's worthy of special consideration. If it's good enough for a hamburger, it's good enough for a hot dog.

This. We can be food snobs, sure, but this is like being anal about what goes with gogurts.
2012-05-01 03:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
Onions, catsup, and fark you.
2012-05-01 02:01:26 PM  
1 vote:
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Cooked in Peanut Oil w/mustard, onions & a pickle spear.

um um good................
2012-05-01 01:49:49 PM  
1 vote:
Sabretts' are good, too.
2012-05-01 01:41:49 PM  
1 vote:

bigpete53: New York can suck it.

These are delicious and YOU can suck.

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2012-05-01 12:41:03 PM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: Just paste this in over 90% of the posts here.

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this this more this ONLY farkING THIS

your opinion does not change reality
no one cares that you like shiat on your dog
no one cares that you think on a dog is evil
no one

and yet, you go on and on and on about it

/next you will try to convince us that black olives are not poison
2012-05-01 12:28:32 PM  
1 vote:
I don't get the irrational backlash for ketchup. Especially pertaining to hotdogs. It's ground up chunks of animal that aren't good enough for regular cuts of meat.

Being a snob about it is like criticizing people with Down's Syndrome for using crayons on their drawings instead of something higher class like markers or colored pencils.
2012-05-01 12:24:28 PM  
1 vote:

Paranoia-': Ummmm... because it's delicious?


I'm in.
2012-05-01 12:24:12 PM  
1 vote:

Mr_Ectomy: Reuben's with 1000 Island = instant fail.

The f*ck is wrong with you?
2012-05-01 12:21:30 PM  
1 vote:
I could go for a pulled pork grilled cheese sandwich with caramelized onions...
2012-05-01 12:21:20 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-01 12:21:17 PM  
1 vote:
I put ketchup on my cheeseburgers. AND IT MAKES ME VERY VERY HAPPY.
2012-05-01 12:20:21 PM  
1 vote:

MBK: We need a final count for "Team Ketchup" vs "Team People with Good Taste"

People with good taste don't eat ground up pig asses and lips.
2012-05-01 12:18:08 PM  
1 vote:
Things I like on my hot dogs:

Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other
Shrimp salad
Kani salad
Caramelized peppers and onions
Sloppy joe sauce

Not necessarily all at the same time.
2012-05-01 12:10:08 PM  
1 vote:
Ketchup and eggs is a great combination.
2012-05-01 12:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
I like to put ketchup and Siracha on my hot dog.
2012-05-01 12:09:16 PM  
1 vote:

Zotfripper: RexTalionis: [ image 375x500]
Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.

It looks like she found that in the garbage behind a DairyQueen. :/

It's a tunnbrodsrulle, a Swedish version of the hotdog (I guess).
2012-05-01 12:07:23 PM  
1 vote:
You mistyped 'sauerkraut', subby...
2012-05-01 12:05:37 PM  
1 vote: Full Size

Also, shrimp salad and mashed potatoes with a hot dog is awesome.
2012-05-01 12:05:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-05-01 12:05:23 PM  
1 vote:

angrymacface: Actually, I prefer my hot dogs without condiments and buns; I can swallow them in one gulp that way.

You're going to make some guy really happy one of these days.
2012-05-01 12:04:42 PM  
1 vote:
If I can't have a Chicago dog, I'll load up with mustard, onions, and kraut.
2012-05-01 12:04:41 PM  
1 vote:
Chili and cheese.
2012-05-01 12:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
I don't like catsup on most things, hotdogs included.

However, I couldn't really give a fark how you eat your food.

Miracle Whip, however, is nasty and if you eat it you are a nasty person and should feel shame.
2012-05-01 12:01:34 PM  
1 vote:
I prefer a mustard onion bacon chili cheddar mac and cheese dog.
2012-05-01 12:00:36 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like the ketchup wouldn't go well with the cream cheese.
2012-05-01 12:00:34 PM  
1 vote:
I will say that New England style hot dog rolls are really freaking good and New York can suck it.
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