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(Yahoo)   The silliest complaints to the UK film regulator. 'Every time Judi Dench swears in a film, we expect complaints'   (uk.movies.yahoo.com) divider line
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Alphax
2012-04-30 9:13:32 AM  
Overall, the link and the subject matter have earned the Silly tag.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-04-30 9:15:46 AM  
Dame Judi to Regulator: Oh, bugger off.
 
Apos
2012-04-30 9:18:02 AM  
Twits,twits. Everywhere.
 
Fabric_Man [BareFark]
2012-04-30 9:19:20 AM  
Excuse me, but I believe you mean Dame Judy Dench.
 
sharkbeagle
2012-04-30 9:21:36 AM  
I ululate in your general direction.
 
Type40
2012-04-30 9:24:12 AM  
dame Judy Dench should swear constantly, In fact I want her to talk dirty to me.
 
ffenliv
2012-04-30 9:25:18 AM  

Fabric_Man: Excuse me, but I believe you mean Dame Judy Dench.


And I believe you mean Dame Judi Dench.
 
xenophon10k
2012-04-30 9:28:53 AM  
The British have Floridians too?
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2012-04-30 9:31:04 AM  
Cor blimey, guv!
 
Gothnet
2012-04-30 9:31:27 AM  

sharkbeagle: I ululate in your general direction.


OMG CTHULU! GET IN THE CAR!
 
NuttierThanEver
2012-04-30 9:32:05 AM  
Damn Xtina was so hot right up until that stupid Burlesque movie, I blame Cher
 
HiChris
2012-04-30 9:40:15 AM  
God Dame you Judi Dench!
 
dittybopper
2012-04-30 9:47:24 AM  

Rufus Lee King: (Canadian accent from Monty Python) "She's two hundred and six."

Back in "The Day", however...

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


So hit it at night with the lights off.
 
Pert
2012-04-30 9:54:25 AM  
You should hear her when she gets cross...

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/it's the Mad Fish Disease
//she's all fur coat and no knickers
 
i upped my meds-up yours
2012-04-30 10:18:35 AM  
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ROCK ON, JEAN PARGETTER
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2012-04-30 10:23:28 AM  
There is nothing like a dame.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-04-30 10:24:09 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: [www.glendalehouse.co.uk image 150x113]
ROCK ON, JEAN PARGETTER


I do love that show.
 
JackieRabbit
2012-04-30 10:24:33 AM  
Judi Dench swore?!?! That farking biatch!
 
JNowe
2012-04-30 10:39:06 AM  
Protip: you can usually tell if it's a shadow by the teeth. Shadows don't have teeth.
 
SweetSilverBlues
2012-04-30 10:59:53 AM  
Why has a new drinking game just come to mind?
 
Nem Wan
2012-04-30 11:02:21 AM  
Reading the first example in TFA, of a complaint that Daniel Craig should be replaced with Sean Connery, I imagined the BBFC going along with that and refusing classification to future Bond films. A standoff ensues, resulting in Scottish independence, an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee, and Kate Middleton as the Bond girl.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2012-04-30 11:04:00 AM  
What about Helen?

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/quite hot
 
JackieRabbit
2012-04-30 11:07:22 AM  
"Steve Stuffher's dick wasn't hard enough."
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2012-04-30 11:08:20 AM  
You can show tits on the 3rd page of a major daily news paper, but you can't put the word "bollocks" on a album cover.
 
AlanSmithee
2012-04-30 11:09:22 AM  
The rent is too damm high!
 
genner
2012-04-30 11:10:30 AM  
Huh now that I think about it it is weird that the boys striped pajamas were freshly cleaned and ironed.
 
Optimal_Illusion
2012-04-30 11:10:35 AM  
Every time Dame Judi swears, I get aroused.
 
Apos
2012-04-30 11:11:23 AM  

Nem Wan: an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee.


Already been done. It was called Never Say Never Again and it stunk to high heaven.
 
meanmutton
2012-04-30 11:13:29 AM  

Jake Havechek: You can show tits on the 3rd page of a major daily news paper, but you can't put the word "bollocks" on a album cover.


It's almost like one of them is concealed from public view and the other isn't.
 
StrikitRich
2012-04-30 11:40:34 AM  
No complaints about Hollywood being out of new ideas? Shocking!
 
Fano
2012-04-30 11:47:41 AM  

StrikitRich: No complaints about Hollywood being out of new ideas? Shocking!


I'm more surprised prudish American Puritans aren't being blamed.
 
rjakobi
2012-04-30 1:06:26 PM  

Apos: Nem Wan: an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee.

Already been done. It was called Never Say Never Again and it stunk to high heaven.


I thought it was a Johnny English crossover.
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2012-04-30 1:26:26 PM  
To be fair, I was tempted to complain to the MMPA about Disaster Movie.
 
Apos
2012-04-30 1:29:16 PM  

rjakobi: Apos: Nem Wan: an 80-year-old Connery shaved and wearing his Bond toupee.

Already been done. It was called Never Say Never Again and it stunk to high heaven.

I thought it was a Johnny English crossover.



If only. That might have been excusable.
 
Contents Under Pressure
2012-04-30 1:48:19 PM  
"Man invented language based out of his deep seated need to complain." - Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin
 
Do you know the way to Mordor
2012-04-30 4:10:35 PM  
"My friend fainted"
While watching horror flick 'Eden Lake', one begrudged viewer was outraged that the movie was so scary it made his female companion faint during the screening.

FAINTED? That's NOTHING!!!

During an episode of an English comedy series "The Goodies," one man found a scene in it so funny that he laughed uncontrollably until he died!

///True story bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers
 
genner
2012-04-30 4:12:14 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: "My friend fainted"
While watching horror flick 'Eden Lake', one begrudged viewer was outraged that the movie was so scary it made his female companion faint during the screening.

FAINTED? That's NOTHING!!!

During an episode of an English comedy series "The Goodies," one man found a scene in it so funny that he laughed uncontrollably until he died!

///True story bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers


I assume the show was banned after that, for the sake of the children.
 
Do you know the way to Mordor
2012-04-30 7:09:13 PM  
It is interesting that apparently the UK hasn't been showing repeats of this show, while Australia has done so for years. Maybe your explanation might be the reason why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goodies#International_releases_and_r e peats_of_the_TV_series
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-30 8:30:16 PM  

genner: Do you know the way to Mordor: "My friend fainted"
While watching horror flick 'Eden Lake', one begrudged viewer was outraged that the movie was so scary it made his female companion faint during the screening.

FAINTED? That's NOTHING!!!

During an episode of an English comedy series "The Goodies," one man found a scene in it so funny that he laughed uncontrollably until he died!

///True story bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers

I assume the show was banned after that, for the sake of the children.


It continued to run for several years afterwards. His widow commented that she was pleased that at least he had died happy.

/seen that episode and lived
 
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