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(Fark)   Give up for a week: Sex, Internet, or Booze?   ( divider line
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2012-04-29 01:16:37 AM  

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?

i have an app that can keep track of that.

if... i needed it to.

uh. right -answer.

easy- sex.

then booze. i'd make me crazy but the internet could help me get through it. hah. itd suck to be you guys that week
2012-04-29 01:20:20 AM  
Sex: Single, and not too into the scenes where I can find an easy lay. Unless self abuse counts, this is easy. If it does, harder, but I'd still give it up first.

Internet: Depends on context. I've been known to go without for a week while on vacation, and I'm presuming work doesn't count.

Booze: From my cold dead hands. Days I can do. A week would be a challenge that I see no need to foist upon myself.
2012-04-29 01:24:25 AM  
This really should have been for a year to be a worthwhile question.
2012-04-29 01:27:21 AM  
I've been through three weeks without all three, it was called "rehab"

It sucked and the food was horrible...but it was worth it.
2012-04-29 01:29:48 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: It sucked and the food was horrible...but it was worth it.

i hate it when you make me look weak
2012-04-29 01:48:07 AM  

vegaswench: Pandora's Litterbox: I'm past the age where the mental notion of sex became far better than the genuine article

How old is that, may I ask? I'd like to not reach that age, if at all possible.

I hope that you never, ever do. I wish that I couldn't always know.
2012-04-29 02:56:40 AM  
So I see it's between internet and booze, then. Okay, booze it is.
2012-04-29 02:57:24 AM  
Booze, Internet
2012-04-29 02:57:35 AM  
Wanking. Much rather have the sex and booze.
2012-04-29 03:00:02 AM  

/just gave it up with a friend
//am drunk on the Internet and enjoying less_drama.exe
2012-04-29 03:03:41 AM  
Booze. But I don't drink in the first place (yeah, I know, turn in my man card). I just don't like the taste. Like teh sex and internet though (sometimes at the same time!)
2012-04-29 03:06:24 AM  
I don't drink and I'm not getting laid, so what option does that leave me?
2012-04-29 03:06:39 AM  
2012-04-29 03:07:05 AM  
By sex do you include wanking?
2012-04-29 03:08:16 AM  
If I was getting sex I wouldn't be on the internet.
2012-04-29 03:09:12 AM  
I went upstairs to check with "HQ", and I hope I get my last transmission out to my Internet frien.....carrier lost
2012-04-29 03:09:13 AM  
In theory? Booze, Internet, Sex

In practice? Sex, Booze, Internet
2012-04-29 03:12:55 AM  
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2012-04-29 03:20:20 AM  
I've gone without all of these for more than a week (and much more). If I had to choose one it would be internet. Honestly it doesn't add much to my life. More like idle amusement. Booze and sex on the other hand....
2012-04-29 03:22:37 AM  

Beerguy: I am married, so sex for sure.

Its almost like I'm already taking the advanced version of this test
2012-04-29 03:25:08 AM  

2012-04-29 03:25:41 AM  

Timmy the Tumor: I don't drink. And I've been married 18 yrs, going a week without sex is amateur stuff.

Heh. I drink, but not more than a couple of times a month anyway, and I'm also married.

I guess that there's a lot of people earning their "red wings" here if they can't go a week without sex...
2012-04-29 03:26:39 AM  
thanks to wife no sex for 8 years now.

was a hardcore alcoholic most of my life.

please kill me now.
2012-04-29 03:37:11 AM  
Booze, sex, internet.
2012-04-29 03:38:15 AM  

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?

I could probably name the dates and approximate times of all my sexual encounters.

/Needs to have more sex
//Would give up the booze for a week
2012-04-29 03:47:10 AM  
internet can fly right out my ass

booze will bite,

woman is right,

all through the night,

marry your true love

2012-04-29 03:49:44 AM  

KrispyKritter: thanks to wife no sex for 8 years now.

Man, fark your wife.
2012-04-29 03:50:06 AM  
Tough one. Since the move, gf is the only person I know in the area. So when we get bored, we fark. We're both also drinkers. When she's not around, I do a good amount of online gaming.

Probably give up booze first.
2012-04-29 03:51:18 AM  

KrispyKritter: tthanks to wife no sex for 8 years now.

was a hardcore alcoholic most of my life.

please kill me now.

Why are you still with her? You only live once. Make it count.
2012-04-29 03:55:36 AM  
Booze with no issue. The internet would provide a bit of a challenge but would be far easier to drop than sex. I got married a few months back and we're still in the honeymoon phase -- my wife would pretty much pulverize my pelvis into virtual non-existence after a few days.
2012-04-29 03:58:11 AM  
sex, not like i get it anyway. Booze and internet are standards
2012-04-29 03:59:01 AM  
Booze since I live in a dry county and don't really get any booze unless I go visit Richmond or a bootlegger. It's so weird to be able to get drugs far,far easier than alcohol.
2012-04-29 04:05:35 AM  
I just got laid after drinking beer so I'm getting a kick...

/But seriously folks give up the booze. Smoke weed instead.
2012-04-29 04:09:15 AM  
If I said "sex" then naturally some girl would hit on me at the bar tomorrow when I am surfing and drinking.

/Sex anyway on the probable chance that won't happen this week.
//"Between girlfriends" right now
2012-04-29 04:10:47 AM  
I'd have to start two of those to give them up.

Trick question.
2012-04-29 04:12:44 AM  
Sex. Definitely.

Mrs. Spaz has already started playing this game. About ten years ago...*sigh*
2012-04-29 04:17:59 AM  
Depends on the week. Booze three weeks out of the month, sex for the remaining week.

//you'll have to pry the mouse from my cold dead hands...
2012-04-29 04:20:01 AM  
Sex and booze.

/Mrs. NEPAman is in 2nd trimester of a high-risk pregnancy.

//Drank enough/too much in my 20s/the 90s.

///Not so CSBs.
2012-04-29 04:20:02 AM  
Alcohol. A no brainer. Rarely drink anyway. Waste of money.
2012-04-29 04:23:59 AM  
21 months sober on monday. woot.
2012-04-29 04:25:25 AM  
I'm stuffed. Internet is my big entertainer/destressor, need beer to cope with stupid in the world, and Mrs LiberalConservative would be very unhappy without sex.
2012-04-29 04:34:55 AM  
Meh. I work offshore 28-90 days at a time. I give up bOoze and sex everytIme. Can't live without the Internet though.

/offshore sex is like high school sex.
//the sex you're wanting, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you ain't wanting!
2012-04-29 04:35:29 AM  

try fect taa daa: 21 months sober on monday. woot.

2012-04-29 04:36:19 AM  

try fect taa daa: 21 months sober on monday. woot.

Awesome man! Congrats!
2012-04-29 04:39:03 AM  
sex? oh yeah, I remember. vaguely
2012-04-29 04:42:34 AM  
Seems pretty much settled, and my choice as well: booze.
2012-04-29 04:47:43 AM  
Booze. To be honest, for me giving up booze is like a fish giving up riding a bicycle.
2012-04-29 04:49:23 AM  
How many of you married-with-no-sex people have kids? I wonder if it's a lack of interest after being together, or because kids (from an outsiders perspective) ruin relationships?
2012-04-29 04:52:09 AM  

try fect taa daa: 21 months sober on monday. woot.

Too large yet SFW.
2012-04-29 04:54:48 AM  
I gave up starting drinking at dark 30 tonight so maybe I could go find someone to have sex with. Well I'm drinking and posting on the internet so go figure...
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