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(Twitchy)   Piers Morgan: Americans don't know what a 'wanker' is; Americans: thanks for demonstrating   ( twitchy.com) divider line
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10983 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2012 at 4:47 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-28 04:54:23 PM  
8 votes:
I would also add that Piers Morgan is, in addition to being a wanker, a tosser, a git, a pillock, and generally a barmy arsehole.
2012-04-28 04:59:10 PM  
6 votes:
He's your problem now. Consider us even for Madonna.
2012-04-28 06:34:32 PM  
3 votes:

LiquidSky: bim1154: Back in the 70s we use to hang out in a fairly tough bar. My x-sister in law was a waitress there and although very quiet, was fairly formidable if provoked. I was there one evening with a friend who brought a long some friends of his from either Australia or the UK. One of them used a word towards my sister in law that although in one of those countries was acceptable, it damn sure wasn't here in the US. In less than a minute those guys were spitting blood.

Don't leave us hanging ... what was the word?

2012-04-28 05:25:14 PM  
3 votes:
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The World's Stupidest Bottom-Burp? Piers
2012-04-28 05:07:06 PM  
3 votes:
As an American and a frequent wanker, I disagree.

I think I'm going to have a quick wank right now, as a matter of fact.
2012-04-28 04:39:18 PM  
3 votes:
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50 Cent says Piers is a wanksta, and he needs to stop frontin'.
2012-04-28 06:33:39 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-04-28 05:33:04 PM  
2 votes:
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Only a few miles from my house.
2012-04-28 05:32:46 PM  
2 votes:
If Americans don't know what a wanker is, how did they ever get the joke in Married With Children, where Peg's maiden name is Wanker and she's from Wanker County? That show is so old that children conceived when I first watched are now parents with children of their own. Some of the Wankers in my generation are Married With Children AND grandchildren. Somebody must have gotten the joke in the Eighties, dammit!

Those of us who have been watching Britcoms since Monty Python first aired know what a Wanker is. We've been updated on British slang since before you could say wanker on BBC 4. Those who don't think Monty Python is funny are elderly and still watch The Price is Right after lunch. They may not know what a wanker is.

Speaking of Piers Morgan, who the Hell is this wanker?

Piers Morgan? Sounds like a bank. Is he a banker wanker? Trust Fund Wanker?
2012-04-28 05:11:59 PM  
2 votes:
I'm wanking right now, so 'm getting a kick out of some of these replies.
2012-04-28 05:06:46 PM  
2 votes:
What does it mean to get one's Morgan pierced?
2012-04-28 05:01:24 PM  
2 votes:

jake_lex: I would also add that Piers Morgan is, in addition to being a wanker, a tosser, a git, a pillock, and generally a barmy arsehole.

Now you're just making words up.
2012-04-28 04:50:43 PM  
2 votes:
Unlike most Amercuns Im edukated, wached top ger and tranespotting, wood like to stik around but Im hungry gong to macdonald
2012-04-29 01:05:54 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't it even sillier to call someone a douchebag? It's like calling someone a bar of soap or toothpaste. "Get the fark out of here, you useless bar of soap!" I guess it's offensive because it has to do with lady parts, and lady parts are anathema.

Actually, douching is not only medically useless, its actually harmful to the vagina because it messes up the natural PH balance. Thus, a douche is someone who pretends to be important, but in fact is totally worthless and only serves to irritate you.
2012-04-29 08:51:52 AM  
1 vote:

LavenderWolf: Hey we use "Numpty" here in Canada too, though it's not that well used.

Pronounced with an "umpty"?

While we still have the hood up, what exactly is a favorited!er? The term gets used in Beerfest (by the english team of course), and I love the sound of it. It's a great general insult and I use it from time to time. What am I calling people?
2012-04-29 08:07:34 AM  
1 vote:
Piers Morgan is a "Cringing Rectum"
2012-04-28 11:56:11 PM  
1 vote:
Your mum is fit but your das a wanker. Bunch of chavs the lot of ya.
2012-04-28 07:38:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-04-28 06:58:22 PM  
1 vote:
"Countryside - the assassination of Piers Morgan" - Stephen Fry.
2012-04-28 06:27:41 PM  
1 vote:
I know what a wanker is, but what the hell is Piers Morgan supposed to be?

Who is this guy?
Why should I care anything about what he thinks?
How did he make the short list of people to replace Larry King, let alone actually succeed him?

Find out about the answers to these questions and more in my new book: "wtf is on my television and how can I travel back to 1985 where I was comfortable?"
2012-04-28 05:45:58 PM  
1 vote:
Forget wanker, WTF is a piers?
2012-04-28 05:40:41 PM  
1 vote:

inert: He's your problem now. Consider us even for Madonna.

Oh no. You dicks shoved Beckham on us ten years after his prime when he married that communion wafer of a female musician. This isn't anywhere close to over.

/starts looking for nice apartments in London...
//for Octomom.
2012-04-28 05:30:17 PM  
1 vote:

Viva Italia: If I could. . .I would have British accent. . .I watch FIFA. . .

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
2012-04-28 05:15:37 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: jake_lex: I would also add that Piers Morgan is, in addition to being a wanker, a tosser, a git, a pillock, and generally a barmy arsehole.

Don't forget prat.

And twat. Did anyone mention dopey, flapping twat?
2012-04-28 05:08:59 PM  
1 vote:

jake_lex: I would also add that Piers Morgan is, in addition to being a wanker, a tosser, a git, a pillock, and generally a barmy arsehole.

Excuse me sir, you forgot poncey.
2012-04-28 04:50:47 PM  
1 vote:
He belongs in jail with the other cell phone hackers.
2012-04-28 04:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
Calling a guy a wanker, is like calling water wet.

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2012-04-28 04:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wanker sounds so much better than jerk-off.

But if you wish for us to refer to you as the latter, we will acquiesce to your wishes, Mr. Morgan.
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