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(Daily Mail)   TV guest star arrives late, doesn't know lines, looks disinterested, forces producers to hurriedly hire a body double. Yes... it's just another day with Lindsay Lohan on the set of Glee   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Lindsay Lohan, black leather jacket, Eric Stoltz, Cory Monteith, Chateau Marmont, Dianna Agron, guest stars, dress size  
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2012-04-28 12:56:32 PM  
2 votes:
So, I'm curious - does the Daily Fail just use this mechanic to entice readers?

1. Starting content containing one or more inflammatory statements.
2. Salacious photo of "positive" portion of article.
3. Rumor and innuendo that seemingly backs up inflammatory starting content.
4. Salacious photo of "negative" portion of article.
5. Tangential photo of subject area related to article.
6. Ending content that contradicts or mitigates items 1 through 5, to avoid lawsuit.

Seriously - read the entire article.

"Hey, we heard from another rumormonger that Lohan was late to a shoot, and her body double filled in. Here's a hot pic of the body double. We then provided some background on the body double. Here's a couple more pics. Then, here's some more detailed rumormongering we heard that casts Lohan in a bad light. Then, here's some more pics. Then, here's some more detailed rumormongering that casts Lohan in a bad light. Then, here's some more pics. Then, here are some actual quotes that directly contradict the rumormongering you've already read, but you probably won't get to these quotes. Here are some more pics of other folks that work with Lohan. Finally, here are some direct quotes that not only contradict our entire article, but actually castigate us for pushing all of the other rumors we gleefully told you in the article."
2012-04-28 03:19:32 PM  
1 vote:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Hef paid her a million for Playboy, didn't he? That's certainly a farkton more than most people will make in many, many years. And that was just one job.

Not a million, but quite a bit. And then she promptly went to a film festival in Europe, then to a fashion show in New York, then to Cannes, then...... Then rented that condo next door to her ex in Malibu or some pricey place right on the beach. She is very high maintenance, buys a ton of clothes, travels all over, goes out every night, and let's not forget the lawyers......she's also been sued by several people for non-payment of things.

Just by looking at the rest of her life, I'd say that she's in debt up to her ears. And I'd be shocked to find out that I'm wrong. I've never known anyone who had such shiatty impulse control to not be.
2012-04-28 10:44:23 AM  
1 vote:
The body double looks like a real woman. Lohan at this point is just a horrible skank.
2012-04-28 09:29:53 AM  
1 vote:
to stop that Lohan, 123
here's a tip thats worry free.
its got Paul Anka's guarantee.
guarantee void in tennesee.
Just. Don't. Look.
Just. Don't. Look.
2012-04-28 08:42:47 AM  
1 vote:
The show already has "teenagers" in their mid-to-late 20's (and look it) so now they're going to have one who's in her mid-20's and looks like she used to pull trains for battalions heading off to fight the Kaiser in the Big One.
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