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(ABC 15)   Driver of hearse passes out on way to funeral and causes six-car accident. At least one dead   ( abc15.com) divider line
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2012-04-13 09:33:16 PM  
I think I remember this. You bury the survivors on the side of border they land on, right?

/Depending on how hard they struggle of course
2012-04-13 10:56:37 PM  
Back to the "I want to die like Gramps, in my sleep, not screaming like the other people in his car."
2012-04-13 10:56:57 PM  
award-winning headline, +1 subby
2012-04-13 10:57:47 PM  
It's Phoenix, so they'll all rise from the ashes.
2012-04-13 10:57:49 PM  
How will they know which was the first body?
2012-04-13 11:00:54 PM  
2012-04-13 11:01:40 PM  
And for my next trick- Abra Cadaver!

Boo, hearse...

Sorry if my pun delivery is a little stiff.

Boy, it's dead in here. No bodies even coffin.

Why the grave mood?

It's like somebody died.
2012-04-13 11:06:48 PM  
I'm not sure what's more troubling... that the hearse driver passed out, or that the hearse was said to be transporting a corpse AND THE PASSENGER GRABBED THE WHEEL!

/Yes, I know two people can sit up front
//This is why I ask funeral directors if they've had anybody reanimate as zombies lately
2012-04-13 11:09:51 PM  
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2012-04-13 11:10:45 PM  
This is why I wanna be a member of the Neptune Society. Though I guess that wouldn't work too well in Arizona.
2012-04-13 11:13:04 PM  
Nice jorb, subs.
2012-04-13 11:41:12 PM  
paging Barbie Dream Hearse....
2012-04-13 11:45:40 PM  
Note to self: should not drink milk while reading fark headlines.
2012-04-13 11:52:16 PM  
Slow Clap.
2012-04-13 11:59:48 PM  
Sometimes the most obvious jokes are the best.
2012-04-14 12:01:53 AM  
Wasn't this same joke used in a headline about some funeral-related incident in the Middle East about six months or a year back?

/I guess if it was in 2011 this one can still be HOTY.
2012-04-14 12:33:31 AM  

taglius: award-winning headline, +1 subby

Agreed. That gave me a great laugh. Quite clever.
2012-04-14 01:29:24 AM  
Beautiful plumage.
2012-04-14 02:11:06 AM  
If this had been with the bus driver from up here in the Seattle area that had a seizure while driving the kids, we'd have one really odd trifecta in play...

/and quite a creepy one too
2012-04-14 02:57:19 AM  
+++++++++A Headline, would read again
2012-04-14 03:09:34 AM  
A hearse is a hearse, off course, off course.
2012-04-14 03:51:58 AM  
Oh, irony. You're so delicious.

2012-04-14 05:24:08 AM  
Ehh, it's been done before: Seven injured, one dead in funeral procession accident (new window)
2012-04-14 05:31:11 AM  

Nothing But Net: Ehh, it's been done before: Seven injured, one dead in funeral procession accident (new window)

eh... doesn't deliver the same oomph this one does.
2012-04-14 11:52:57 AM  

patcarew: Beautiful plumage.

The plumage don't enter into it!
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