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(Some Guy)   News: Man attempts to rob multiple banks. Fark: Doesn't succeed at robbing any of them. Ultra Fark: Because he was using a toilet plunger   (wktv.com) divider line
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-12 11:49:27 PM  
He crapped out.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-12 11:50:50 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: He crapped out.


Perhaps

/but at least he took the plunge
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-12 11:52:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: He crapped out.

Perhaps

/but at least he took the plunge


Heh!
 
RodneyToady [TotalFark]
2012-04-13 12:14:53 AM  
MashiMaro? How far you've fallen...

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ladyfortuna
2012-04-13 12:22:51 AM  
A modified wooden toilet (plunger)? Wow... Just wow.
 
Chinchillazilla
2012-04-13 12:23:40 AM  
I bet that made every teller feel like a badass. They probably got to say things like "MAKE MY DAY, PUNK" with no fear of actual pain.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2012-04-13 12:23:41 AM  
He figured he was walking into a trap.
 
fusillade762
2012-04-13 12:23:59 AM  
Was it loaded?

That might work at a convenience store, but not at a bank.
 
fusillade762
2012-04-13 12:25:19 AM  

Chinchillazilla: I bet that made every teller feel like a badass. They probably got to say things like "MAKE MY DAY, PUNK" with no fear of actual pain.


Unless the teller was an OCD germaphobe. Of course then you could probably get the same result from poo on the end of a stick.
 
buckler
2012-04-13 12:29:38 AM  
Maybe if he dressed as a salt shaker and kept shouting "EXTERMINATE!"
 
ippolit
2012-04-13 12:31:06 AM  
He'd have been more successful with some poo on a stick.
 
Enemabag Jones
2012-04-13 12:31:16 AM  
It makes me wonder, if I go to a teller with a stuffed flying pig, and ask them politely to give me money and put it in a bag. They refuse and I walk out, would be that considered attempted robbery?
 
Clemkadidlefark
2012-04-13 12:34:13 AM  
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.... says, son you're doing it wrong
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-04-13 12:40:01 AM  
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FROWNS ON YOUR LACK OF SUCCESS



REPORT TO THE TRAINING CENTER (new window)
 
adeist69
2012-04-13 12:40:32 AM  

Enemabag Jones: It makes me wonder, if I go to a teller with a stuffed flying pig, and ask them politely to give me money and put it in a bag. They refuse and I walk out, would be that considered attempted robbery?



That depends, are you John Malkovich?
 
Snapper Carr
2012-04-13 12:41:35 AM  
He thought he'd be flush with cash but now his life is in the crapper
 
Enemabag Jones
2012-04-13 12:45:38 AM  
adeist69,Enemabag Jones: It makes me wonder, if I go to a teller with a stuffed flying pig, and ask them politely to give me money and put it in a bag. They refuse and I walk out, would be that considered attempted robbery?
That depends, are you John Malkovich?

I could be. Just gotta find this tunnel.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2012-04-13 12:46:24 AM  

Chinchillazilla: I bet that made every teller feel like a badass. They probably got to say things like "MAKE MY DAY, PUNK" with no fear of actual pain.


Unless Abner Louima was one of the tellers.
 
6655321
2012-04-13 12:48:08 AM  
The Dumber Plumber
 
SomethingToDo
2012-04-13 12:53:20 AM  
THREATENING INFERIOR BEINGS FOR THEIR WORTHLESS CURRENCY NOTES IS NOT NORMAL
BUT ON METH IT IS!
ON METH IT IIIIIIIIIIS!
 
Fecal Conservative
2012-04-13 12:55:49 AM  
Where can I get this UltraFark membership?
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-13 12:58:52 AM  

Fecal Conservative: Where can I get this UltraFark membership?


Buy at least a 6-month subscription to Total Fark and you get an ultrafark email address.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2012-04-13 1:00:25 AM  

ladyfortuna: A modified wooden toilet (plunger)? Wow... Just wow.


You stole my punchline, damn you.


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/I scoff at the attempt and subsequent fail. That loser will be lost to time eventually - this loser needs a movie made about him. His soul suffering embarrasment to the end. Screenwriting farkers, get on it. Cut me in when it is a hit.
 
envirovore [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-13 1:09:05 AM  
It's when things like these happen that I love living in Utica.
/not subby
//knows subby
 
envirovore [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-13 1:14:40 AM  
Ugh. *things like this
/blames the beer
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-04-13 1:18:38 AM  

ladyfortuna: A modified wooden toilet (plunger)? Wow... Just wow.


Yay!
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-04-13 1:19:10 AM  
There are easier ways to pay for your 'shroom habit, Mario.
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2012-04-13 1:48:38 AM  
It's all a misunderstanding, he has a strong accent. He was really saying, "I am the wiper."

/Someday there will be a story where this actually works.
//That day is not today.
///Posting anyway.
 
ShawnDoc
2012-04-13 1:51:10 AM  
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Jim_Callahan
2012-04-13 1:57:42 AM  
And performance artists wonder why everyone hates them. It's because normal, garden-variety people crack and upstage them on a regular basis.
 
maegen
2012-04-13 2:01:00 AM  
I wonder if he got his inspiration from the Upright Citizens Brigade poo stick skit. He might've figured people would do anything not to get touched with poo, or the closest thing to it that he had.
 
Isildur
2012-04-13 2:08:49 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x450]
FROWNS ON YOUR LACK OF SUCCESS

REPORT TO THE TRAINING CENTER (new window)


ShawnDoc: [i366.photobucket.com image 600x450]


Came in here for the dalek references (or to provide one if necessary), leaving happy
 
Mad-n-FL
2012-04-13 2:12:50 AM  
It might have worked, if he had threatened plunger rape.
 
fusillade762
2012-04-13 2:13:39 AM  

Enemabag Jones: It makes me wonder, if I go to a teller with a stuffed flying pig, and ask them politely to give me money and put it in a bag. They refuse and I walk out, would be that considered attempted robbery?


How about a flying pig on a stick?

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For some reason a GIS for "flying pig on a stick" brings up an awful lot of cigar pictures.
 
hammettman
2012-04-13 2:22:26 AM  
Might've been a different story if he'd used the snake.

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DarkPascual
2012-04-13 2:39:44 AM  
Well, there goes plan A...
 
Occam'sLadySchick
2012-04-13 3:37:03 AM  
my poor kid brother worked as a maintenance man at a crappy apartment complex.

he had the easy job, i was the cleaning woman.

but one day, he'd had enough. it was a plugged toilet. i encouraged him by saying, "plunge, plunge like the wind!"

it's been a running joke for 20 years.

he never used a plunger as a weapon though.
 
Kaiser Bill's Batman
2012-04-13 5:20:21 AM  
And you wonder why the justice system is all clogged up.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2012-04-13 7:13:49 AM  

Occam'sLadySchick: he had the easy job, i was the cleaning woman.


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greighwolf
2012-04-13 7:49:05 AM  
Glad I'm not alone on the first thought of Daleks hehe
 
xsarien [TotalFark]
2012-04-13 9:50:30 AM  
He should try using a gub next time.
 
Ionessa
2012-04-13 10:43:00 AM  
It may have been more threatening if he had first plunged the toilets at the banks.

/Subby
//First greenlight. *squee!*
 
offmymeds
2012-04-13 1:22:00 PM  

xsarien: He should try using a gub next time.


Or maybe a toilet brush.

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Indubitably
2012-04-13 6:40:58 PM  
What is this UltraFark of which whar spaketh?

Heh.

;)
 
Ionessa
2012-04-13 7:15:42 PM  

Indubitably: What is this UltraFark of which whar spaketh?

Heh.

;)


For only $10 a month, you get to access the same content as Total Fark for twice the price!
 
Indubitably
2012-04-13 7:18:17 PM  

Ionessa: Indubitably: What is this UltraFark of which whar spaketh?

Heh.

;)

For only $10 a month, you get to access the same content as Total Fark for twice the price!


Eh.

Sponsor me?

Too poor, currently.

No, really.

I choose not to allocate here, for some reason...

No love?

Heh.

;)
 
envirovore [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2012-04-13 7:58:04 PM  

Ionessa:
//First greenlight. *squee!*


We should go to the Nail on Tuesday, and I'll get you a few rounds as a congrats.
 
Indubitably
2012-04-13 8:02:13 PM  

Ionessa: Indubitably: What is this UltraFark of which whar spaketh?

Heh.

;)

For only $10 a month, you get to access the same content as Total Fark for twice the price!


P.S. Well done, m8. I fail at headlines...
 
Ionessa
2012-04-13 9:29:18 PM  

Indubitably: Ionessa: Indubitably: What is this UltraFark of which whar spaketh?

Heh.

;)

For only $10 a month, you get to access the same content as Total Fark for twice the price!

Eh.

Sponsor me?

Too poor, currently.

No, really.

I choose not to allocate here, for some reason...

No love?

Heh.

;)


Alas, I am in the same club. For all of my funds are spoken for. Lest there would be a sponsorship.

...That and I was hoping I'd get royalties for giving Drew the idea for Ultra Fark. >.>
 
Ionessa
2012-04-13 9:42:24 PM  

Indubitably: Ionessa: Indubitably: What is this UltraFark of which whar spaketh?

Heh.

;)

For only $10 a month, you get to access the same content as Total Fark for twice the price!

P.S. Well done, m8. I fail at headlines...


And, thank you, thank you.

I thought I did too until this one.
 
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