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2012-04-11 9:04:48 AM  
Unlikely.
 
2012-04-11 9:16:22 AM  
Sorry, did the headline say "Countless TSA Agents Throughout History?"

Catholic Church: "Challenge accepted."
 
2012-04-11 9:17:04 AM  

unlikely: Unlikely.


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2012-04-11 9:17:20 AM  
"This is just a drop in the bucket," said state police Sgt. Michael Hill of the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force.

Was he looking at the DNA evidence the perpetrator left behind?
 
2012-04-11 9:21:03 AM  
The church has such a head start though.

So to speak
 
2012-04-11 9:21:40 AM  
That headline doesn't surprise me at all. Even the elderly are on the lookout for the TSA.
 
2012-04-11 9:22:38 AM  
In before SP
 
2012-04-11 9:24:40 AM  

EighthundredmillionthFarker: Sorry, did the headline say "Countless TSA Agents Throughout History?"

Catholic Church: "Challenge accepted."


Molestations, arrests, or convictions?
 
2012-04-11 9:24:49 AM  
A job where you don't need much in the way of qualifications and where you get to feel people up all day. Imagine something like that attracting weirdos.
 
2012-04-11 9:28:09 AM  

markfara: A job where you don't need much in the way of qualifications and where you get to feel people up all day. Imagine something like that attracting weirdos.


It's a wonder we don't have more Farkers working for the TSA. Or maybe they're just wise enough to keep quiet about it.
 
2012-04-11 9:30:25 AM  
If the children have nothing to hide then what are they worried about?
 
2012-04-11 9:31:56 AM  

EighthundredmillionthFarker: Sorry, did the headline say "Countless TSA Agents Throughout History?"

Catholic Church: "Challenge accepted."


Troof!

The TSA is a huge employer, I doubt the ratio of pederasts is overly high, just higher profile.

The Catholic and/or schoolteacher offenders are the worst since they are in a position of trust and spend time ALONE with their targets. Who trusts the TSA?? Everyone already considers them violators of personal freedom and second cousin to lucifer himself. At no time are your kids alone with the agents either.
 
2012-04-11 9:33:20 AM  
These are the same people taking nude pictures of your children at the airport...you know....for safety purposes.
 
2012-04-11 9:34:19 AM  

Walker: These are the same people taking nude pictures of your children at the airport...you know....for safety purposes.


And touching them.
Shut it down.
Shut it down
SHUT. IT. DOWN.

/assholes.
 
2012-04-11 9:34:48 AM  
Well to be fair, I don't believe there is any strong connection between Catholic priests and child porn, as opposed to being pedophiles.

I'm just saying....
 
2012-04-11 9:37:06 AM  
What do you expect when you hire people with a GED
 
2012-04-11 9:37:17 AM  

vudukungfu: Walker: These are the same people taking nude pictures of your children at the airport...you know....for safety purposes.

And touching them.
Shut it down.
Shut it down
SHUT. IT. DOWN.

/assholes.


"Don't worry maam, I'm not a pedophile. I'm just unzipping his fly and looking at his pee pee for safety purposes"
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2012-04-11 9:38:05 AM  
If we do a corporate merger of the Catholic Church with the TSA, it might make keeping track of both organizations, and their respective weirdos, a lot cheaper and easier.
 
2012-04-11 9:39:06 AM  
Well they do like groping little kids, so not so suprised

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The real shocker is that there aren't more pedos in the TSA
 
2012-04-11 9:44:01 AM  
From TFA: Suspects were targeted in East Boston, Hyde Park, Revere, Dedham, Arlington, Brockton, Lowell, Worcester, New Bedford, Haverhill, Marblehead, Natick, Middleboro, Scituate, Taunton, South Harwich, North Attleboro, Milford, Seekonk, Somerset, Oak Bluffs, Oxford, Amesbury, Belchertown, Granby and Stockbridge.

I'll bet they brought out all the cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer station for that one.
 
2012-04-11 9:46:25 AM  

jedihirsch: Well they do like groping little kids, so not so suprised

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The real shocker is that there aren't more pedos in the TSA


Oh, there's plenty
 
2012-04-11 9:48:12 AM  

mytdawg: The church has such a head start though.

So to speak


And TSA doesn't claim to be working for god(s).
 
2012-04-11 9:49:28 AM  
You clearly have to be a sick person to work in this position for the TSA. They think they are immune to the law. If any of these farkers ever touches my kids I will knock them the fark out.
 
2012-04-11 9:52:21 AM  
The Public school system has far and away surpassed the Catholic church.
 
2012-04-11 9:53:56 AM  

jedihirsch: The real shocker is that there aren't more pedos in the TSA



Well it's not as good a hideout as the Church. There's nothing like being able to say 'I'm a priest!' to stop questions about why you're not married or at least gay-hooked up.
 
2012-04-11 9:54:01 AM  

ham-operator: You clearly have to be a sick person to work in this position for the TSA. They think they are immune to the law. If any of these farkers ever touches my kids I will knock them the fark out.


bwahaha! you'll stand there and take it, tough guy.
 
2012-04-11 9:54:06 AM  
To the TSA supporters on this thread:

Fat, cowardly and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-04-11 9:54:43 AM  

ham-operator: You clearly have to be a sick person to work in this position for the TSA. They think they are immune to the law. If any of these farkers ever touches my kids I will knock them the fark out.


They think they are above the law? It's worse than that, they think they are Gods.

TSA Agent Arrested, screams "I am God... I'm in charge!"
 
2012-04-11 9:54:45 AM  

Professor Science: From TFA: Suspects were targeted in East Boston, Hyde Park, Revere, Dedham, Arlington, Brockton, Lowell, Worcester, New Bedford, Haverhill, Marblehead, Natick, Middleboro, Scituate, Taunton, South Harwich, North Attleboro, Milford, Seekonk, Somerset, Oak Bluffs, Oxford, Amesbury, Belchertown, Granby and Stockbridge.

I'll bet they brought out all the cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer station for that one.


Of all the towns an outta-stata could bring up, you chose Stockbridge (though in your defense, it's a stone's throw from Buffalo).
We have a town called Belchertown. When on the monotonous trek down the Mass Pike, chuckling at the name Belchertown is a little pick-me-up.
 
2012-04-11 9:55:30 AM  

Danger Mouse: The Public school system has far and away surpassed the Catholic church.


Perhaps, but no school system ever defends a pervert teacher.
The Catholic Church supports, covers up and moves the accused priest so he can avoid prosecution and do it all again.
 
2012-04-11 9:56:59 AM  
Inflatable Rhetoric: mytdawg: The church has such a head start though.

So to speak

And TSA doesn't claim to be working for god(s).


Atheists have passed Xtians up on most people killed in the name of your deity(or non deity in this case), I don't see why they wouldn't go for the record on kiddies molested in the name next.
 
2012-04-11 9:57:31 AM  
Gee, you mean a job that involves strip searching people, seeing through their clothes and staring at their junk with high resolution x-ray cameras somehow attracts disgusting perverts? I would never have guessed!
 
2012-04-11 9:59:38 AM  
"Upon learning of these charges, TSA took immediate action and the individual is not working at the airport."

Why is it every time a TSA agent is charged with something they are never FIRED? It's like crooked cops; they're suspended without pay. They don't say this guy was fired, just that it's not working at the airport. So... what? They put him up at the Greyhound station?
 
2012-04-11 10:01:06 AM  
 
2012-04-11 10:01:46 AM  
HTML, How does that work? Duh...
 
2012-04-11 10:05:37 AM  
Are there any non-criminals that work for the TSA?
 
2012-04-11 10:06:28 AM  
ITT: Herpa Derpa Doo.
 
2012-04-11 10:06:48 AM  
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie TSA Agent
I'm glad you won't It doesn't matter if you see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you cannot help you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
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Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with your nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle...FIDDLE!
 
2012-04-11 10:07:18 AM  

BurnShrike: Danger Mouse: The Public school system has far and away surpassed the Catholic church.

Perhaps, but no school system ever defends a pervert teacher.
The Catholic Church supports, covers up and moves the accused priest so he can avoid prosecution and do it all again.


And picking on the church is more troll-licious!
 
2012-04-11 10:08:25 AM  

Kirzania: "Upon learning of these charges, TSA took immediate action and the individual is not working at the airport."

Why is it every time a TSA agent is charged with something they are never FIRED? It's like crooked cops; they're suspended without pay. They don't say this guy was fired, just that it's not working at the airport. So... what? They put him up at the Greyhound station?


Do not arrest.
Move to different Parish, zone, school, area.
Do not go to Jail
Collect $200.
Because they have a Monolpoly on Justice.

I say, take him out back and put a bullet in his bainpan.
Then take the TSA apart and allow citizens to enjoy their 4th and 1st amendment rights once again.

And any sitting president now or in the future that willfully allows the TSA to exist is akin to a terrorist themself.
 
2012-04-11 10:08:41 AM  
Quick! Let's give the government more power!
 
2012-04-11 10:08:54 AM  
Nice convergence of universally hated subjects. Too bad I don't have the pitchfork and torch concession for this one.
 
2012-04-11 10:12:27 AM  

Kirzania: They put him up at the Greyhound station?


No. They send them to the train station in Savannah.
 
2012-04-11 10:12:49 AM  

Danger Mouse: The Public school system has far and away surpassed the Catholic church.


But they don't claim to be working for god, even if that's true. See the difference?

And saying, "But someone else is worse." is not a good defense for the church, imo.
 
2012-04-11 10:13:51 AM  

tgregory: Quick! Let's give the government more power!


note republican candidates who call for smaller government aren't asking to take down the most recently tacked on bureaus.
only the older ones.
 
2012-04-11 10:14:43 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Of all the towns an outta-stata could bring up, you chose Stockbridge (though in your defense, it's a stone's throw from Buffalo).
We have a town called Belchertown. When on the monotonous trek down the Mass Pike, chuckling at the name Belchertown is a little pick-me-up.


Stockbridge's significance has nothing to do with its proximity to Buffalo (and if anything at all in Massachusetts is a stone's throw from Buffalo, you have one hell of a good arm), but rather one particularly well-known event in the town's history.

/Dern kids got no culture these days!
 
2012-04-11 10:18:50 AM  
I don't really see how this reflects on the TSA, unless they knew he was a pedophile and were covering it up. THAT is what the Catholic Church is known to have done -- actually consciously keep known criminals within their organization, fail to report known crimes to police, and continue to allow pedophiles to have access to children under their work at the Church.

Big difference ...
 
2012-04-11 10:20:39 AM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: Danger Mouse: The Public school system has far and away surpassed the Catholic church.

But they don't claim to be working for god, even if that's true. See the difference?

And saying, "But someone else is worse." is not a good defense for the church, imo.


But this is fark so it is well established. See any muslim bombing thread... BUT BUT BUT the crusades!!
 
2012-04-11 10:20:51 AM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: Danger Mouse: The Public school system has far and away surpassed the Catholic church.

But they don't claim to be working for god, even if that's true. See the difference?



No, not really.


And saying, "But someone else is worse." is not a good defense for the church, imo

Plus as another poster commented, it's not as trolly either.
 
2012-04-11 10:21:12 AM  

jabelar: I don't really see how this reflects on the TSA, unless they knew he was a pedophile and were covering it up. THAT is what the Catholic Church is known to have done -- actually consciously keep known criminals within their organization, fail to report known crimes to police, and continue to allow pedophiles to have access to children under their work at the Church.

Big difference ...


Exactly.

Only the submitter made the comparison.
 
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