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(Chron)   Psychiatrist notes that huffing five cans a spraypaint a day makes you nuts   ( divider line
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2003-10-30 10:33:09 AM  
awwwww no pic?
2003-10-30 10:33:49 AM  
Geez, I guess I better quit.
2003-10-30 10:53:39 AM  
If your already nuts and you sniff 5 cans of spraypaint a day does it make you sane?
2003-10-30 11:26:36 AM  
So 4 cans a day is okay?
2003-10-30 11:38:50 AM  
I've huffed everything from rubber cement to acetylpropelene, and I would have to tell you that the gas cap from my parent's lawnmover is still my personal favorite.
2003-10-30 11:42:15 AM  
GIS for huffing:

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2003-10-30 11:53:21 AM  

So 4 cans a day is okay?

This is the second time today when you've said exactly what I thought almost verbatim.
2003-10-30 12:16:55 PM  
Yeah, I think I'll try to keep it down to 4 also, but with a carbona chaser, and a tube of glue for dessert. Of course, this will make my mouth very dry, but hey, that's what they make cough syrup for.
2003-10-30 1:01:42 PM  
That's why you shouldn't stop at five. Huff seven or eight and you'll be ok.
2003-10-30 2:14:34 PM  
Thats funny, my mother and grandmother are witches and I've been called to save the world from evil, too!
2003-10-30 2:16:08 PM  
Bevets could have told you that.
2003-10-30 2:16:50 PM  
Is there a cure for cancer yet?
2003-10-30 2:17:30 PM  
I'd say he was a tad bit coocoo!

Never got into, nor could understand, the whole huffing thing. Not that I'm an angel, I've done plenty of other stuff....
2003-10-30 2:18:24 PM  
Can't get enough of that wonderful huff.

(inhales deeply, holds breath, sits back and listens to brain cells popping and frying)
2003-10-30 2:18:53 PM  
"Psychiatrist notes that huffing five cans A (?) spraypaint a day makes you nuts"

guess huffing five cans OF spraypaing makes the poster use improper wording
2003-10-30 2:18:55 PM  
I've got a couple of cans of vintage '74 Rustoleum au vin up for bids.
2003-10-30 2:19:07 PM  
I'll stick to banana peels coated in lead paint thank you.
2003-10-30 2:19:09 PM  
i huffed gas when i was 14. i got goofy farkin' high. after i came down i thought anything that gets ya that farked up cannot be good for you at all. and except for 40 or 50 times after that, i never huffed gas again.
2003-10-30 2:19:14 PM  
I huff six cans a day, WITH rubber cement to boot. I'm fine.
What's that pony doing in my bathtub?
2003-10-30 2:19:54 PM  
Forsythe P. Jones

I've got a couple of cans of vintage '74 Rustoleum au vin up for bids.

you owe me a coffee and a keyboard, you funny son of a fark.
2003-10-30 2:21:22 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start huffing 5 cans. I don't want to go nuts. Four cans made me crazy like a fox. Guess I'll go six.
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2003-10-30 2:22:25 PM  
Yet, more proof that we need a NO shiat tag
2003-10-30 2:22:56 PM  
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Can't get enough of that wonderful Huff!
2003-10-30 2:24:56 PM  
How about four cans?

Know when to say when.
2003-10-30 2:29:46 PM  
wouldn't you have to be nuts to huff 5 cans of spraypaint a day to begin with?
2003-10-30 2:37:29 PM  
I'm thinking about ditching all the other drugs in my life and taking up huffing instead.

Can any farkers reccomend a good brand of paint? Do certain colours give a better or different high? How do you avoid waking everyone in the house up with the "clackity clackity clackity" of the shaker-ball in the can when you go for that late-nite-feeling-antsy-need-a-buzz midnight huff?
2003-10-30 2:39:13 PM  
1-4 is fine
5-7 makes you insane
8-10 gives you mad skillz
11-13 kills you
14-16 gets you a date with Tyra Banks
17+ gives you God-like powers

Trust me on this.
2003-10-30 2:40:21 PM  
In South Jersey, we called that 'breakfast'.
2003-10-30 2:43:01 PM  
The paint won't give you schizophrenia. But it won't help either.

And as a preemptive strike against asshattery, please don't confuse schizophrenia with multiple identidy disorder. thanks.
2003-10-30 2:44:58 PM  
I'm not huffing, I'm just tagging my lungs.
2003-10-30 2:45:18 PM  
"aye... it's driving me nuts!"
</best pirate joke ever>
2003-10-30 2:45:19 PM  
it makes your nuts what? bigger? smaller, what?

damn submitter
2003-10-30 2:47:51 PM  
For the huffing connoisseur, there is nothing quite like a pint of raw ether. Although I'm told chloroform is nice, too.
2003-10-30 2:51:27 PM  
Here comes the obvious!
2003-10-30 3:00:35 PM  
I still want more studies done - One can't be too careful when making such sweeping announcements...
2003-10-30 3:03:00 PM  
Rubio had grown up believing his mother and grandmother were witches and that he had been called to save the world from evil.

whoever he told that to...he shouldn't have. certain things are inside thoughts...

2003-10-30 3:03:02 PM  
Five cans? Geez that guy is a sicko addict.

I thank the lord that me and my friends social paint huffers and can keep it to a couple of cans a night.
2003-10-30 3:07:24 PM  
4 count of capital murder because 3 murders and another count because more then one at the same time.

Call me farked in the head, but that reminds of me combo bonuses in the tony hawk games.
2003-10-30 3:18:04 PM  
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She likes huffing paint! good movie
2003-10-30 3:27:20 PM  
2003-10-30 3:32:21 PM  
Psychiatrist notes that not proof reading headlines before submitting makes me nuts.
2003-10-30 3:32:33 PM  
I huffed Mountain Dew once.


dont do it.
2003-10-30 3:39:15 PM  
Does anyone else remember the story about the gas-huffer who lit up a smoke afterwards?
2003-10-30 3:58:36 PM  
I've never huffed paint, but in high school my friends and I used to huff computer duster at our lunch table. You'll start to float all over the place, then everything sounds muffled, like your head is stuck in a giant styrofoam cup. Then you'll start to hear all kinds of bells and laserbeams. Most fun I had in school, until my one friend passed out on my other friend, who scooted her chair, letting him collapse on the floor. He laid there for like a minute, and we all pretended not to know him. When he sat up the front of his shirt was covered in drool. Good times, though I wouldn't recommend it to anyone ever. (Goes to search room for last can of Dust-Off)
2003-10-30 4:24:00 PM  
Why do these things get you high? Is it just because they're depriving your brain of oxygen? Could I get the same affect by holding by breath and spinning a lot? Maybe I'll try both and report back on my findings.
2003-10-30 4:56:28 PM  
Psychiatrist notes that huffing five cans a spraypaint a day makes you nuts

So to go from stupid to nuts takes five cans of spraypaint?
2003-10-30 5:00:15 PM  
The fourth can makes the word "of" cease to exist. The fifth makes you crazy.
2003-10-30 5:01:06 PM  
i saw on like dateline or 20/20 or something that silver paint was the most used because of the metallic ingrediants adding to the high...also most deadly...
2003-10-30 5:13:48 PM  
But, dammit, where's the science?
2003-10-30 5:30:30 PM  
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Can't believe nobody mentioned the *band* yet..... they RAWK
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